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Anonymous No.637758679
ITT: Those memories that make you want to kill yoursetf
>be in high school, ike years old
>have always been a really socially awkward kid, i was a massive weeb and liked pokemon a lot, so you can imagine
>there's this girl that i have always liked
>really cute, and also seemed kinda nerdy at times
>she was also a social outcast, so i knew she didn't have a boyfriend or anything like that
>i start sitting besides her and we become friends
>6 months or so later
>by now we're best friends already
>i tried to build confidence so i could tell her my feelings
>"son, time to go to schoo!"
>itistime
>go to school, everything's normal
>wait for everyone to leave in recess (Except for us, of course)
>sweating like a convict on death row
>look at her in the eyes
>"uh, have to tell you something, i ike you, a lot, since the beginning" really anon? you seem really nervous"
'y-yeah, its kinda hard for me to say these thing:
>she says "it's not as easy as in video games, is it?" and chuckles
>i start laughing
>as laugh, i feel something in my nose
>a huge booger bubble is building up in my nose
>ohshitohshit
>put my hand over my nose, too late
>it pops and the green stuff gets everywhere, even some of it gets in her face
>she noticed
>both of us are blushing like crazy
>i stand up and leave the classroom
>i go home with tears in my eyes
>my mom asks me "what is wrong, anon?"
>ilie and say "a bunch of kids at school are bullying me and beat me up really bad, i don't want to go to that school anymore"
>a week later i start going to another school
>never see her again
know my english is really shitty, but whatever
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File: wake me up inside jpg (27 KB, 756x419) Anonymous No.637758679 ITT: Those memories that make you want to kill yoursetf >be in high school, ike years old >have always been a really socially awkward kid, i was a massive weeb and liked pokemon a lot, so you can imagine >there's this girl that i have always liked >really cute, and also seemed kinda nerdy at times >she was also a social outcast, so i knew she didn't have a boyfriend or anything like that >i start sitting besides her and we become friends >6 months or so later >by now we're best friends already >i tried to build confidence so i could tell her my feelings >"son, time to go to schoo!" >itistime >go to school, everything's normal >wait for everyone to leave in recess (Except for us, of course) >sweating like a convict on death row >look at her in the eyes >"uh, have to tell you something, i ike you, a lot, since the beginning" really anon? you seem really nervous" 'y-yeah, its kinda hard for me to say these thing: >she says "it's not as easy as in video games, is it?" and chuckles >i start laughing >as laugh, i feel something in my nose >a huge booger bubble is building up in my nose >ohshitohshit >put my hand over my nose, too late >it pops and the green stuff gets everywhere, even some of it gets in her face >she noticed >both of us are blushing like crazy >i stand up and leave the classroom >i go home with tears in my eyes >my mom asks me "what is wrong, anon?" >ilie and say "a bunch of kids at school are bullying me and beat me up really bad, i don't want to go to that school anymore" >a week later i start going to another school >never see her again know my english is really shitty, but whatever Anonymous No 637759698 SAVED
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You look like a booger from the mucinex commercial
The Real Fat Nick @ @ FatNick
This Durag got me feeling like a princess
You look like a booger from the mucinex commercial The Real Fat Nick @ @ FatNick This Durag got me feeling like a princess
Me after sniffing the booger sugar
Me after sniffing the booger sugar
Katelyn
YOU MATCHED WITH KATELYN ON 2021-04-19)
if you were a booger, I'd pick you first
thanks austin that really means lot to me
Very cool
if you were cactus in a
group of cactuses would put you up my ass first
I feel like this is going well
Sent
Touka Touka
17d
Katelyn YOU MATCHED WITH KATELYN ON 2021-04-19) if you were a booger, I'd pick you first thanks austin that really means lot to me Very cool if you were cactus in a group of cactuses would put you up my ass first I feel like this is going well Sent