"Killed 99 bears"
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on tombstone
My favorite part is "We hope he has gone to rest." What,
like,., they weren't sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concemed he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warming, and prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog
nag 99 ms and th re all bears fucking killed them