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then they go around and keep mwsidentifymg aH the symptoms, hke
“Dude, you haven‘t gone outside in a whHe “
“Yeah, last time 1 went out I got this wicked sunburn "
"Are you still up?"
“Yeah, \staned bmg watchmg (ms show on Netflix.”
"Dude, seriously craving something right
"L dunno. Pizza roHs?"
“Why Is it that you never come imo my house unless I invite you?"
“Um, M's called “being pome‘. ?“
I'm writing thws right now as we speak, ] have no idea Wnat I‘ll caH it, but