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Little kid (son of one of our volunteers)
just asked if I could be his mom
“because you’re always happy.”
I had to explain to him that I’m always
happy because I don't have children. He
” &)
was like “oh. That makes sense.
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10:81am
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18 May 2019
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    • Dont tell a child that people are happier without them. That fucks them up in the long run. This was kinda a right move to be honest
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    • That's an awful thing to say to a child
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    • A few years ago I began to realize why my dad was generally a grump.
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    • That kid is gonna grow up thinking his mom is always sad because of him
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    • I’ve actually never been happier since having a daughter, it also got me to sober up.
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    • As a woman I don’t care what these femi-nazis say, nothing makes me feel happier then cuddling a tiny sweet little baby
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    • What a bitch to be honest
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    • Stop saying shit like this. You can have children and still be happy. In fact, people who don’t have children are miserable fucks in my eyes. They refuse to carry on their genes or their legacy.
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    • That’s a 15 chromosome move
      21Crumpet 26 may
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    • Pretty fucking awful thing to say to a kid
      NYR20 28 may
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    • That kid was low key crying for help bc his own mother isn’t happy. Way to make a sad child feel responsible for his mother’s unhappiness.
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    • I mean, thats a bit fucked up. I cant stand children but if one came up to me and asked if i hated kids, i wouldnt tell it that. That does some pretty negative things to their developing brains.
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    • You’re such a right
      MrMemer23 25 may
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    • So I can get not wanting kids. I do but I know it's a burden. But if a kid walks up to you and says something sweet like that dont tell them you dont like kids that's fucked up. That shit messes up those little people like now that kid might think he makes his parents life bad cuz u said that.
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    • Obviously the lady shouldn’t have said that to a kid cause that’s shitty, but never having kids sounds like the least stressful and least expensive way to live so I’m game
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    • Who would tell a kid that?
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    • Aren't married women with kids statistically happier than single, childless women of the same age?
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    • What if I told you that children have feelings too, and saying that could really mess them up and make them feel unwanted, unloved, and like a burden
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    • I'm fucking tired of this new trend of feminists treating and viewing children like they're some kind of fucking disease or something.
      Meme_Ace 24 may
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    • Not wholesome or intelligent. Women are miserable in the Modern West because they are mostly childless feminist cat ladies.
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    • Bruh I can’t wait to be a father and raise something that’s half me and half the person I love more than anything in the world and teach it stuff and create a legacy I’m proud of, you love them and they love you back that just seems awesome to me.
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    • She thinks she’s happy. Until she’s 35, used pussy, no ovaries, no family, and an unfulfilled biological need to be a mother and wife.
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    • Imagine blaming your kids for your unhappiness
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    • What asshole tells a kid they’re the reason their parents are upset
      Notsiiick 26 may
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    • You're a bad person. I'm surprised this got featured considering how many people agree with me on this in the comments.
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    • Fast forward 40 years and she’s dying alone instead of surrounded by loving christen and grandchildren
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    • egghunk 24 may
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    • #childfreelife guys! I'm so happy with my 6 cats! Yes I've been single for 4 years because every guy leaves me because I dont want the commitment of kids or any type of responsibility! So? Look at my cats!!
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    • We cant normalize this kinda shit. Why are people so against children?
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    • She tweets while sitting alone with boxed wine
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    • If your happy solely because you don't have kids. Your doing life wrong.
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    • " your real mom isnt happy because she has you"
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    • Yo fuck that person though. like the top comment says, that’s gonna mess him up. He’ll think his parents aren’t happy because of him.
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    • Shut the fuck up, defective retard. Have some goddamn children
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    • If you blame people’s unhappiness on their kids, you’re an idiot.
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    • "I'm happy because I don't have kids, that's the only reason" wow she sure sounds like a husk of a human being
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    • Then the volunteers clapped
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    • “Lol I’m so edgy cause I hate children 😂”
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    • Imagine being this much of a bitch
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    • (((They))) don’t want you to have children
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    • Maybe this is an excuse to say she doesn’t have a husband
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    • Why the fuck are kids on social media just fucking wise ass gurus and shit this is made up because they dumb as fuck in real life
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    • What a bitch.
      Ani23 25 may
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    • ANTI-CHILD PROPOGANDA
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    • One minute the comment section is telling everyone how much they hate black people and the next everybody wants to be sensitive to a little kids feelings.
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    • It’s a good thing you’re not a mother then because you’re an absolute bitch to say that.
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    • Der modern women
      IsmaeI 24 may
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    • Good job indoctrinating kids do not have children for themselves
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    • Children make your life so much better, y’all are just afraid of responsibility.
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    • I doubt she's happy.
      femtard 24 may
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    • Say that when you’re washed up and alone in your 40s wondering where it all went wrong
      CL0NES 24 may
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    • What a miserable bitch
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    • I have a feeling she’s not always happy
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    • Asshole! That's something you keep to yourself. That's the kind of thing you never tell any child you dumbass right.
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    • It makes me very happy that these disgusting people will never know the feeling of holding your own flesh and blood. This is some serious brainwashing going on
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    • If you’re happy to be childless you probably would have made a shit parent anyway
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    • I had my daughter fairly young(20). I never wanted kids. And I won’t be having any after her. That being said, if people are happy w/o kids, great. If they are happier with kids, great. It’s up to the adults to find happiness within their own situation. Kids don’t need to hear shit like this.
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    • This person is a piece of shit who i am glad doesn’t pass on their genes
      Inculting 25 may
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    • What a fucked up thing to tell a child
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    • That's fuckin terrible, what kind of fucked up mindset are you in to tell a kid something like that?
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    • Oh, so you explained you’re a fucking bitch.
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    • Shes prolly an empty whore on the inside ... sad
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    • ”Im happy, unlike your own parents, because I don't have any children. Want a Caprisun and snacks? ”
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    • So Olivia is a selfish right. Got it.
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    • The thing is, the kid probably has a shitty home life and a terrible mother. He was reaching out for help.
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    • right award goes to.
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    • My mom's 90 year old neighbor has never been married or has kids, always happy. He jokes that all his friends are dead while he living it up lol
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    • Good, don't need anymore chimps running around
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    • Why do people piss on people who don't want children like goddamn it's a pretty hefty responsibility, not everyone can take it (or wants to, for that matter)
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    • Y’all need to be better parents
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    • What a bitch,way to make a child feel like hes a burden on his parents.
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    • What a fucking bitch
      The_FIash 25 may
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    • Bitchass
      VoIvox 24 may
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    • Because sacrificing your short term happiness for the happiness of a child won’t bring you long time happiness in the end
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    • Good thing she don't, those niggas would be screwed
      Reveltron 24 may
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    • This whole mentality that the secret to happiness is not having children can be really fucked up, especially when being expressed to a child! And it simply isn’t objectively better to not have kids, everyone has different definitions of happiness. I, for example, am deadset on having kids
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    • People that dont want children shouldn't be forced to thus removing them from the gene pool, for the better of the people
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    • Have fun being alone and cold in several decades, assuming you don’t overdose on Xanax trying to escape the depression of childlessness.
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    • Yeah but the happiness a kid can bring you is way better than just not having kids. Once you kid grows up and has kids of their own and shit.
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    • She's probably always smiling because she was born retarded. Only reason you'd say something like that to a kid.
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    • Yes goy, keep drinking your flouride.
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    • Her: Ara ara, little kid. We can make some children though...... Him:
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    • My kids are great because we raised them properly
      nicebitch 24 may
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    • Ifunny has an incredible culture of if you dont have kids youll be unhappy forever and hate yourself/falling for the jew propaganda. Some people just dont want children. I know I dont
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    • Government mandated anti child post
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    • Have fun dying alone and unloved, whore
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    • What a shitty human being.
      TodHoward 24 may
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    • *Ends up sad and alone
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    • Insufferable whore lmao
      Venice 24 may
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    • Jesus Christ lady, that's pretty fucked up to say to a child
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    • Then everyone clapped
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    • Well I'm glad you're a right, great job making the kid think his mom is happier without him you retard
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    • "I'm always happy"
      Vanelan 29 may
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