Me: after saving money for months I finally have enough to buy the
My girlfriend:
Mandygally Mandygally
1 oct 2020
Me: after saving money for months I finally have enough to buy the My girlfriend:
re don deployment and don't understand local customs
what's gonna happen to the goat?
re don deployment and don't understand local customs what's gonna happen to the goat?
"You're an American Harry!"
sooner84 sooner84
15 apr
"You're an American Harry!"
ido this thing
called
THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Zigga Zigga
10 jun
ido this thing called THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
nell. mone
fayaplaya_
Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi
Fiona
SN
_Chongyun _Chongyun
25 mar
nell. mone fayaplaya_ Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi Fiona SN
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of
Anthrozoology.
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Dennis
I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
leahx leahx
28 oct 2020
Women get a better night's sleep next to their dogs than their partners, according to a study published in the Journal of the International Society of Anthrozoology. 1.4K Comments 466 Shares Like Comment Share Dennis I find this hard to believe, my wife can barely fit in the dogs kennel
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Mar
shadey12 shadey12
30 nov 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah: Mar
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like...
totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
SpareParts SpareParts
4 nov 2020
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like... totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole.
shove $1 in your booty hole
DaddyCatfishSTL DaddyCatfishSTL
25 sep 2020
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole. shove $1 in your booty hole
this mf deserve nothing but happiness
this mf deserve nothing but happiness
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SenoirConsuela SenoirConsuela
17 feb
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME?
The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME? The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
Gamers: Omg Cyberpunk 2077 is SO buggy it's so bad
The developpers who worked hard to make it:
NeckbeardTheButtPirate NeckbeardTheButtPirate
16 dec 2020
Gamers: Omg Cyberpunk 2077 is SO buggy it's so bad The developpers who worked hard to make it:
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then
shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
EllieBelle EllieBelle
16 jun
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Macatnight
27d
When you're using your phone as a mirror to shave your balls and you start seeing and one by one floating across the screen
Nobody:
English Teachers:
Nobody: English Teachers: