• zooophagous:
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All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You're
telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven?
Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like
heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?
*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*
YES, DAMMIT
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    • This post is flawed because the only animals with a sense of ethics are man and geese
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    • Bold of you to assume crocodiles die
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    • God put Steve Irwin in charge of animal heaven
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    • Thousands of millions? Wait til you hear about billions. Shit will blow your mind.
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    • Wtf is this guys pfp?
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    • Dog heaven is squirrel hell.
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    • Steve Irwin -
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    • Imagine if insects went to heaven as well
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    • I feel like dolphins, elephants and cats, are all capable of going to hell, specifically for the fact that they can and will purposefully do shit to irritate, annoy and ruin other creatures lives and they know they are doing it.
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    • Cannolicy, it says that god will demand an accounting from every human and every animal. Implying that animals have souls as they can be held accountable.
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    • Plot twist: crocodiles don't die
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    • Bold of you to assume that the amount of space in heaven is finite
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    • I like to believe that many animals don’t die and pass on, they just reincarnate. Since they don’t possess the intelligence to be purposely malicious. Humans, however, are flawed beings because they have the awareness that they do evil, yet choose to do it anyway. That’s why when my buddy passes
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    • Steve Irwin is in charge of Crocodile Heaven.
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    • At one point do animals construct an idea of good and evil?
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    • What about alligators??
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    • 100/100 Excited bellows!
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    • Heaven is unique for each and every creature that is in it, it isn’t just a land of clouds with the best food and no violence, it’s a constant state of infinite bliss experienced after death
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    • they are good bois
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    • Semi on topic, a couple of points that are cool to throw in if anyone here is interested in the Christian faith. It is written that a day is coming when the lion will lay with the lamb. This has massive implications when you take into account what heaven actually is.
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    • I like the What Dreams May Come idea, that each person gets their own space that is their personal heaven, and we can visit others and let them visit us or even choose to be reincarnated. My favorite Robin Williams movie ever, by a long shot.
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    • It's a big place. And I want to ride a crocodile. Like that 6ft tall one
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    • The argument is based on the premise that MOST animals can't tell right from wrong, they have no morals, they just live naturally as they should, therefore they do not retain blame for their actions
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    • All animals are precious, I value them more than I would a person.
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    • Only animals with ethics can go to heaven, those being the echidnas
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    • The people that think this way need to actually meet these creatures in real life
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    • That’s heaven to Steve Irwin god damn it!
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    • Yes, crocodiles are adorable
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    • You would not believe your eyes if ten million crocodiles...
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    • Crocodile heaven is wildebeest hell
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    • POG CROCODILE
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    • This pic is my screen saver
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    • Fuckin uwu lizards
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    • They all go to visit Steve Irwin. So he can watch over them in the after life.
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    • Pretty easy to disprove heaven, because everyone has a different idea of perfection. Thwre would have to be a different "heaven" for everyone that ever ends up there, which would separate families, thus disrupting the desired perfection
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    • Animals don’t have souls. They die and poof that’s it.
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    • What if Heaven is just earth, and when we die we go to heaven v2.0 and so on
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    • Y’all serious? Animals were never really carnivores in the first place if you’d added heaven to the mix
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    • If a fucking mosquito shows up at heaven ill fucking jump down to hell
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    • This is one of the stranger questions I've had in regards to an afterlife. Why is it that only people exist beyond death? I suppose it has some merit that we are the apex species on the planet, but we're still animals, just really smart ones who can throw things
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    • Wouldn't they have to believe in the religion tho
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    • And Steve Irwin is up there, loving them all
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    • That's why they needed steve
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    • Humans are animals. Checkmate
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    • There must be trillions of insects up there then
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    • Alligater crocodiles are just alligators but a different name
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    • *confesses sins to God to be able to go to heaven, just to get body slammed by a fucking gator*
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    • Animals don’t have souls... if they’re going anywhere, they’re going to hell. Don’t hate me, I didn’t make the rules. Hate God, because animals weren’t his favorite creation.
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    • u think existence is real? lol
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    • Crocodiles are the best it wouldn’t be heaven without them
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    • Crocodiles are my favorite creature since they drown they’re prey slowly and painfully when they can easily end it with one bite
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    • Heaven is a metaphor for your life decisions and what they led to in the end and hell is the hell you make of your life when you make poor decisions
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    • Yo whose got that video of those gators ripping that dudes body to shreds when he fell into the exhibit at the zoo
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    • Let's make beautiful music, baby.
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    • Just because you fear it, doesn’t mean it’s bad
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    • Doesn’t the church say animals don’t have souls so they can’t go to heaven
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    • Crocodiles are 10 times scarier than alligators
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    • Humans are the only creatures that can choose an evil path
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    • When they bite you you make a squeaky sound
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    • So what's the point of heaven? Why not just make good people live forever on earth while evil people disappear forever?
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    • Or maybe all animals go to heaven, but not all of them do.
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    • I mean you can't die twice right...right?
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    • Hippo time
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    • What if Heaven is really just a place where sins don’t count
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    • I've never been hurt by a crocodile but I've had bad shit done to me by humans.
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    • "There are no stupid questions" then this guy goes and asks a question.
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    • Humans are animals. So are sea sponges.
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    • YES DAMMIT THAT IS HEAVEN. Plus another crocodilian feature. :)
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    • Yes they’d go to heaven(if God allows animals in) they are just doing what they can to survive, wether it’s protecting their kids or needing food. Nothing about ethics with animals.
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    • My hell is definitely full of crocodiles
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    • Every predators heaven is its prey’s hell
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    • The Bible says animals don't have souls and there body's just return to the earth and if religion can't promise me a puppy heaven I ain't gonna join
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    • They don’t have tongues?...
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    • Ever think that animals like that maybe he’ll is there heaven because they can just devour the sinners
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    • Look at that cutie down there 🥺
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    • Even mosquitos???
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    • That crocodile throat pussy got me actin strange
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    • Crocodiles are cool
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    • Thousands of millions? Isnt that billions?
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    • Finally I can wrestle Gustave
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    • Cats should go to hell because they love watching people suffer and it would be like cat heaven. Satan's Purrrrfect Possee
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    • Heaven is like onion it do be having layers
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    • Maybe there’s different parts of heaven. Alligator heaven is a big swamp/river far away from people. And it doubles as hell for bad animals so the alligators can hunt things.
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    • Duh, they shrink them
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    • Hey so if humans are the only species that have to prove ourselves and whatnot then why can animals feel pain? If, as the bible says, they were put on earth for us to use as we see fit then why would god design them with the ability to suffer?
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    • So i get to see what a T-Rex really looks like if I’m a good boy?
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    • Heaven is vast. An endless river bed with proxy fish for all of caiman kind. prey*
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    • Only creatures with intelligence and sentience, who can conceptualize a heaven, are believed to be able to reach such a thing. I'm fun at parties
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    • Gators. Yeah. Why not let them go to heaven. Wasps. Now that is a different story
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    • Or you could grow up and realize there’s nothing after death
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    • Dog heaven is actually cat hell. It's a very efficient system.
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    • According to Catholics, no animals go to heaven
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