• THE EASIEST WAY TO GET
HUMANS TO MARS
Step 1: establish a handicapped parking
lot using a Mars rover
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    • All the colored names would show up
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    • Haha losers I got top comment
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    • And they’re all on disability, drive new BMWs, pay .50 for any prescription, and have 6 kids
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    • BMWs are shit. look nice and run well for like a year or two, then run into stupid amounts of maintenance problems that aren’t easy fixes since the carts parts are all very unique and not interchangeable with standard parts. End up spending more taking it to the shop than you did on the car
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    • Come here for your foodporn
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    • You're a massive fucking right if you park in a handicapped spot and you dont need it. Do not be that person.
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    • I’m from the south most of the handicap spots get taken up by obese people because that’s apparently a disability obese parking should be farther from the door if you ask me
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    • I meaannn... Whens the last time you seen an actual handicap person shopping. It's always old people and fat people
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    • BMW drivers are assholes
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    • What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
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    • Nword321 31 may
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    • It said humans not BMW drivers
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    • I drive a bmw and I can confirm this is true
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    • Implying that BMW drivers are assholes or disabled?
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    • Put a 55 mph road on mars and a bunch of pick up trucks will show up going 70 for no fucking reason
      Rellum466 31 may
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    • Bro I’ll be there in 2 seconds after I stop tailgating this school bus and flashing my high beams
      Barleyy 30 may
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    • What if i buy a colored name but pick white?🤔
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    • I drive a bmw and somehow I manage to follow the laws I wonder how that works
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    • Just got cuttoff by a bmw today. Post hits close to home.
      sadboi 4 jun
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    • My little sis is handicapped and is in a wheelchair and i hate when regualer cars park in handicap spots
      Gabekyu 31 may
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    • The irony there is I’m a full time wheelchair user, paralyzed from T-10 down, and I drive a 3 series BMW using hand controls. :’D I’m over here dying laughing.
      280Zed 31 may
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    • Hahaha i’m glad they’re all Beamers, BMW owners are hands down the worst drivers on the road and none of u can change my mind i have first hand experience
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    • BMW drivers park in the handicap stall because having a dick shorter than 2 inches is a handicap
      1874ojofC 30 may
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    • Do people do this? I’ve never seen anybody park in handicap parking unless they’re handicapped
      5born2 5 jun
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    • Driving a BMW is a handicap. They're retarded.
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    • I don't think I've ever seen a BMW without a handicap pass park in a handicap spot. It's always ghetto people who somehow got a handicap pass but look fine
      Hoyminoy 1 jun
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    • It is a verifiable scientific fact that BMW drivers have roughly 6 fewer IQ points than the average person in America.
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    • IT IS NOT OK TO PARK IN A HANDICAPPED SPOT IF YOU ARE NOT DISABLED. EVEN IF YOU STAY SITTING IN YOUR CAR.
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    • Love how every car there is a BMW 😂
      WEPA42 31 may
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    • No just add lanes, a BMW driver will switch across them without signaling
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    • The world will finally be rid of all the douche bags
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    • Haha I definitely have money. Lol I’m totally not broke af. You can tell from my username
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    • Is this saying people driving bmw's are retarded? Nice
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    • People who eat so much that they CAUSE THEMSELVES to be “disabled” and then get to park in handicapped spaces. Yeah. They suck ass.
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    • idklp 3 jun
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    • As a BMW owner I had a genuine laugh at this
      Foxxo 2 jun
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    • I think there would be a couple Mercedes in there too.
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    • allow people to homestead on mars
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    • This is funny because It’s always the 325s acting a fool. Lol
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    • I occasionally have to transport disabled individuals in my car or a wheelchair van and I have zero qualms calling the police who also have no problem ticketing someone in a handicap spot. Depending what store/restaurant you're at the manager has the car towed.
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    • to the person in Murfreesboro TN that drives a gold toyota corolla, stop fuckign driving over the midline. you consistently drive in the middle of the road. i’ve followed you out of the school parking lot at least 6 times and i hate you.
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    • Fuck BMW drivers fuck you learn to use ur God damn blinker
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    • So I work for a private Ambulance company and our base is in the back of this factory building. I shit you not it is always a bmw, Audi, or Mercedes that blocks our driveway from the CrossFit gym. Legit happened last night when there wasn't a single car in the lot and the owner just pulled up there.
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    • What pisses me off is when you have a typical Boomer with their handicapped placard and they park in the handicap van space. Your bum knee isn't a handicap. People with wheelchairs need that space just to get out of their vehicle...
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    • Just put a liberal safe place there and all the libs will leave earth and freeze to death in Mars’ -40F atmosphere
      kbbkj 31 may
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    • Beemers or Mercedes + mid aged white woman w/ too much botox = this fucking meme
      M0nsterP 31 may
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    • Dont forget the "we accept EBT" sign
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    • BMW, the ultimate douche machine.
      Vault_808 31 may
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    • Finally someone shares my hatred for bmws. They all look the same
      StManson 31 may
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    • “I pay taxes!! I have a right to use this parking space just like any handicapped person!!”
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    • All you do is send a penny or two up there, next thing you know there's a sinagogue
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    • I just saw this lady pulling out of a handicapped spot WITH the little yellow lines beside for the van and she was driving a bmw, just waltzed back to her car with no problem and no handicap tags.
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    • Nobody would park on Mars besides my dad who always parks hella far from where we actually going🤣
      R1CKBOSS 30 may
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    • As a bmw driver i confirm that i seek out to cut everyone off without a turn signal just to take up the disabled spots as fast as possible.
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    • Jokes on you my moms got a bmw with a handicap sign. She’s ascended
      Comflix 30 may
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    • Would have been better if it was the Tesla with rocket man inside parked there
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    • If you park in handicapped parking spaces needlessly then you're dogshit
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    • hahahah I get it cuz BMW drivers don’t use their turn signals cuz they are mentally disabled
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    • I don't get it. Also why the fuck are all of those cars BMWs? Don't people with other cars (and even trucks) do that?
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    • Shouldn't they be old model GMC Yukons?
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    • 4 obese people step out of the cars
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    • I drive a BMW and take offense from this
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    • The joke here is that they're BMWs
      Niggula 4 jun
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    • A lot of boomer humor energy coming off from this
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    • You wanted to use a mars rover or Land Rover ?
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    • Also clouds cuse they all have a relative working for the DMV
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    • Do not sk8
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    • Lexus owners would have been there before them
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    • Wait? That doesn’t say bmw parking only?
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    • Also the snail cant be killed but it sure as hell can be trapped
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    • Handicapps... Roll out
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    • If you’re gonna buy a bmw you might as well not buy an ugly car for that money
      oc80 31 may
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    • Imagine paying for colored names when you can get it for free with ifunnybeta
      CaIcifer 31 may
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    • People give me the middle finger when I'm driving for literally no reason other than the fact that my m3 is faster off the light than their Hyundai
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    • to the people roasting bmw people for not using blinkers: my car literally doesnt turn on the blinker. i can punch that fucker but its a matter of whether the car feels like turning it on. i fear left turns with a passion bc of this
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    • Ha they're all beamers
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    • I hate when people park in the expectant mothers spots but you know damn well they ain't expecting shit
      Turbo123 31 may
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    • Low-key I've haven't seen a BMW do some rude shit yet. It's always people in trucks doing some bs in my experience 🤷‍♂️
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    • Corcho 31 may
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    • I have a cyst on my pubic area and its fucking huge and i popped it and a bunch of blood and pus squirted all over my bathroom mirror and walls and now its bruised because i kept squeezing it and making blood shoot out am i dying.
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    • The worst drivers by far in my area are either people driving Nissan Altima’s or chicks in Lincoln Navigators
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    • “Im only gonna be a minute”
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    • BMW drivers are pretentious.
      ECHO5ECHO 30 may
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    • my beamer and i are feeling attacked
      shawty 30 may
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    • Why didn't elon musk think of this?
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    • Holy shit!! This is featured
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    • There no jacked up trucks
      Pledians 30 may
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      Parsian 30 may
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    • People who take handicapped spots and aren’t handicapped are the filth of the world
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    • Wow it worked!
      Worthy 30 may
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    • Fuckin alian park where i was
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