• date: want some of my
cheesecake?
me: oh i don't eat dairy
me: [terrified my skeleton will
become too strong and escape]
milk makes me shit myself
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    • If this gets top comment I’ll start my training and lose weight and post my results every week til I hit my goal
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    • If you want Danny devitos nudes like
      MasoJar 29 jun
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    • Berm
      Berm 29 jun
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    • So lactose intolerance is because the bonds in lactose cannot be broken with the current biological enzymes lactose intolerant people have?
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    • Sharena 29 jun
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    • Just shave your bones down
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    • Me after being safe because my strong bones from so much milk allowed me to survive the car crash with only bruises
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    • No thanks. I can make my own cheese
      3xcalibur 29 jun
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    • It’s is imminent ...why delay. Feed the bone demon
      HoneyDewd 29 jun
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    • All we are is a brain controlling a skeleton mecha with flesh armor.
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    • Guys I drank too much milk last week and I feel it trying to break free, help
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    • Do people who aren’t lactose intolerant just not feel any difference between eating dairy products and non dairy products? I live and grew up in Asia where pretty much everyone was kinda lactose intolerant so I really wanna know.
      Catch_C 30 jun
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    • PorkSword 29 jun
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    • Me too. I still drink it though.
      tweb 30 jun
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    • Milk makes me lactize out of my dick
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    • But it’s cheesecake
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    • Milk make
      thefock 29 jun
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    • Then wear armor all the time
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    • Ooh nok
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    • I was never lactose intolerant, then started to become less tolerant over time. A few months ago I was basically totally lactose intolerant, I couldn't even have cheese without getting the shits. And then literally just a month or so ago I've realized that I can drink straight milk and not get sick.
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    • Lactose intolerance makes one unable to shit
      TNTNuke 29 jun
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    • iFappy 29 jun
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    • Cheesecake tastes expired, I’ll burn in hell before I say cheesecake is good
      chopstew 1 jul
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    • Milk makes me not
      cliebe 29 jun
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    • I can handle my own skeleton
      Boat_Man 29 jun
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    • Sharena 29 jun
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    • Ah yes
      Weird 29 jun
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    • Like and I'll DM you Sokka's nudes
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    • He’s right to fear
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    • Lactose intolerance is just a cover for people who know the truth
      Deanp17 1 jul
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    • I once drank 15 milks at school once i usaly drink 6
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    • Recently dairy products have been upsetting my stomach. Should I use almond milk instead? Or is there something else I can do
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    • As you get older and your flesh begins to droop and peel; your skeleton will claw it's way to the surface. You're only delaying the inevitable.
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    • Just learned cheesecake is a synonym for pornography. This post has new meaning
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    • Either way you're a weak man
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    • I didn't think I'd get to use this
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    • Just take your bones out one by one so the skeleton as a whole can’t gather strength, then burn them ezpz
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    • Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.
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    • “I’m scared my skeleton will escape my flesh, if I drink too much lactose it will break free”
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    • Anyone have any advice to gain weight? I’m 6’2 and I weigh like 140-150
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    • If I was her date and she just told me the truth I would’ve married her on the spot
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    • I'm so glad nobody in this community has mentioned *THAT*
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    • OHH NO THE SKELETON COMIN OUT
      DukiNuki 30 jun
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    • I don’t like cheese so I just tell people I’m lactose intolerant. It’s so much easier than dealing with the “WhAt?!? ArE yOu EvEn AmErIcAn?!?”
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    • Bruh I love cheesecake
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    • Bruh dairy allergies fucking suck
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    • I ended up in the ER with a bad lactose intolerance flare up once from cheesecake. I still eat cheesecake now though just with a handful of Lactaid.
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    • Fun fact did you know that lactose tolerance is actually a mutation
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    • I am the milk man, my milk is delicious
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    • My skeleton tried that once
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    • I thought America was Sall about freedom let's let them out guys start buying milk
      Paraswat 29 jun
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    • i just don’t like cheesecake
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    • Lack toes in toddler pants
      LATODAWP 29 jun
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    • Hot
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    • That's why lactose intolerant people are the best, and thicc people with lactose intolerance... Their skeletons are never gonna beat them, they're supreme. Muscular people? No, bc it's inconsistent with them, they have little spots to overcome the skeleton, but fat people? Consistent & unstoppable.
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    • I may be lactose intolerant but damnit I’m drinking the milk
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    • Milk makes me shit myself too but do you think that stops me?
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    • Fun fact: most people can't actually fully digest milk. Only those descended from certain European lineages can drink milk with no negative effects.
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    • You can tell he's lying because no one with lactose intolerance cares about shitting themselves
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    • Can anyone explain why whenever I drink milk, my stomach gets irritated but I’m completely fine consuming other dairy products? I don’t get diarrhea or anything like that but my stomach feels somewhat bad for a couple hours
      Obscenity 29 jun
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    • Which would be better to say tho??
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    • Does milk actually make other lactose intolerant people shit? I get really bad cramps and feel like I'm gonna throw up but ive never shat myself
      youthful 29 jun
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    • Imagine liking cheesecake 🤮
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    • Lactose intolerance is just a suggestion.
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    • It do be like this though. Makes getting gains hard too. Had to switch to vegan protein powder and almond milk
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    • Milk do make me shit myself, as does a lot of random stuff
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    • But that is the goal
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    • All the lactose intolerant cowards they’re all lying
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    • Oh no, da skeleton comin ouut
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    • Funny that you mentioned it mine won't stop tryna to bounce
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    • So that’s why people say they’re “lactose intolerant”
      Beeschmop 29 jun
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    • weak bones
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    • Me and my skeleton got tired of eachother and decided to see others, I currently have Kevin Hart's skeleton
      birdosaur 29 jun
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    • My body shall contain my strong bones as a protective case
      DerpHorse 29 jun
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    • Same bro
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    • Milk makes my stomache ache horribly until it leaves my stomache. I taught myself how to throwup to avoid the hour of pain and lessen in to 10 minutes
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    • All I drink is milk...
      Mason422 29 jun
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    • *me finding out I'm lack toast in toddler ant* mmmm that pizza was good, oh I gotta go to the restroom, AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    • Then my skeleton is god level
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    • Now I want cheesecake. Especially that 13.99 assorted platter at randalls or HEB with. NY style, turtle, amaretto, and strawberry.
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    • My skin and organs are just to keep my skeleton from committing mass genocide
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    • I LIVE
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    • Sorry, but despite being a dumbass kid, I have never broken a bone thanks to all the milk I’ve had
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    • If this gets top comment I’ll stop beating my wife
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    • Okay, weak bones, I embrase my skeleton
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    • Oh fuck I didn’t even think about that
      Garf_Keg 29 jun
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    • Go ahead. Drink the milk.
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    • I drink plenty of milk for that reason so if my skeleton decides to revolt against me it has a chance
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    • But I want my skeleton to be strong, that way he can raise hell upon whoever ended my life
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    • See that’s the problem. Treat your skeleton poorly, and it’ll escape the moment it can. Treat your skeleton well, and you’ll never have to worry.
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    • Btw milk is possibly the worst thing for bones.
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    • My skeleton and I are homies, we work together, I keep him strong, and he doesn’t break
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    • Bomne
      Gevil 29 jun
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    • That’s why you only drink soup
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    • Don't out us "lactose intolerant" people like that.
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    • Hahaha, imagine having inferior genes
      _Squigga_ 29 jun
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