• as a kid i thought sleepovers were wild because we played video games for
10 hours. then i heard about girl sleepovers & they're WILD man they gossip & eat 40 pounds of food & take blood oaths & host fight night & sacrifice the weakest member to the goddess of the moon like wtf
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    • Yeah, but we play mario kart Wii at 2 am and get pissed at the fucking loser in 6th for throwing a blue she'll cause he's a fucking bitch
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    • Nobody is gonna see this but I'm trapped on the toilet and have no toilet paper.
      elsidious 11 aug
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    • Uhhh 10 likes and I’ll sneak into a girls sleepover
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    • I pretended to be gay to go to a girls sleep over and now they'll taking turns riding a dildo and are about to pass it to me what do I do?
      Raredream 11 aug
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    • Wrong. What you just described are 2 different male sleepovers. One is with the parents home and one is without the parents home
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    • Your telling me you and the bois never had a good old cult sacrifice
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    • I can say that this is kinda of true, we tried a bunch of fake spells and would throw someone outside in the dark for a little bit and if they came in before the set time then they had to prick their finger (we were fucked up little bitches)
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    • I once bit my friend in the ass at a sleepover. She then pulled down my pajama pants out of revenge. This was in like 3rd or 4th grade.
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    • The first to fall asleep gets every bra they brought with them filled with water and put in the freezer overnight
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    • I've heard they watch pornos together too. That's fucking weird, if i was chilling with the boys and one of them said, you all wanna watch some porn, I'd beat the shit out of him
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    • Nah you forgot “horrible food science” in the kitchen and “defacing ourself with makeup then taking pictures”
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    • Im here for the comments and there are no comments so i will be back for the comments when there are comments and i will read those comments
      creammy 11 aug
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    • As a female, whenever there are guys and girls spending the night I’ll usually chill with the guys cause smash bro’s is more fun than Omegle imo
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    • Why do they need to sacrifice anyone to princess yue?
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    • You missed a few things
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    • Yeah but guys get to compare penis girth
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    • No they laugh for no reason, watch horror movies, cry about something and have a fight after the sleep over
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    • girls practically flash each other trying to see if we look normal. then we go watch porn and eat snacks
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    • Alright who told him?
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    • I saw some coochie one time during sleepover truth or dare and I kissed a lesbian.
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    • Yeah at my most memorable sleep over we literally decided to play hide and go seek in my friends dark ass massive house, and all 4 of us hid in the basement and when my friend Sarah finally tried to walk down the stairs she tripped and (almost) broke her foot, throughout the night we then tried 1/2
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    • Girls night- Marc Ribbillet. Thank me later
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    • Bruh one time the power went out and it sounded like they were ducking possessed tryna get Santa to turn the lights back on, and I swear I felt someone cuddling me tryna get warm. Girls are weird man.
      an_E_Pat 12 aug
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    • i don’t remember sleep overs except someone brought alcohol and then we all went outside and sat on the concrete and tried to summon god
      draqqueen 11 aug
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    • And have hot lesbian sex
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    • Seriously! We would make a fire outside and dance around it topless, the good ole days 🥰
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    • Got to tell you boys a cool ass story. I was at this camp and on the last day the girls snuck to our cabin twice. The first time they left was so patrol didn’t see them not in beds. Hadn’t jacked off in two weeks and had the worst blue balls I couldn’t stand up. The girl I was with lives3 hrs away.
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    • We fight drunk
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    • Okay whoever told the guys will be the next sacrifice, I'm tired of these blabbermouths
      Angel0816 11 aug
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    • Smh yall never sacrificed one of the homies to the gaming gods for a better k/d?
      Raccoozs 11 aug
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    • Ong, me and my bsf walk to the gas station late at night, get hella snacks, walk back then we wrestle, then watch tv, then gossip, then talk deep talks, then laugh and eventually pass out. We usually do this like 3 nights in a row lol
      Skye_467 14 aug
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    • Heh. Girls just wanna have fun.
      Inapinch1 13 aug
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    • I would always see girls post pictures of them with a bEd full of candy and food like tf do they eat all that shit
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    • Bruh me and the boys played cod until 4 am, proceeded to fill a snapple bottle with lighter fluid, light it, and throw it in the neighbors backyard. Needless to say it was a good night
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    • If you dont have fight night as a boy, you are not a boy
      lileater 12 aug
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    • Keep in mind that girls are way more likely to be sociopaths than men, despite the movies' and the media's portrayal—also that Skylar Neese was hardly sixteen years old when her “friends” yeeted her out of existence.
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    • List of dumb things that have happened at my sleepovers 1. Glow in the dark twisters/ glowstick twisters/bad idea 2. Trying to catch a book on fire in a microwave 3. Duct tapping me to a door upside down 4. driving around trying to blow up a condom by holding it out a window
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    • Me and the boys gathering around a campfire, drinking Dr. Pepper and discussing geography and buying a Boys AT rifle
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    • It's why I miss Susie. But it was her or me.
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    • And then they fucked
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    • Never been to a sleepover. Are they really this fun?
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    • Did any other girl get to go to boy sleepovers though? I slept over at my buddy Nick's house with the boys until we were like 12. (But we've all been friends since we were 4, so maybe that's different?)
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    • zackaboi20 this is very true
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    • Let’s see if I can squeeze in a rom com movie after hosting the fight club
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    • Tsukiyomi demands sacrifice
      Aegis_Dex 11 aug
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    • My bff (since kindergarten were in 10th grade) we made a sleepover for my house one night and then we would do all the stuff we did as kids like 1-6 grade and we would do that all at mine and we would make new and inside jokes and stuff at her house the next night
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    • Thats a Friday night what you mean sleepover
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    • The boys will always be more worth
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    • I’m 100% sure girl sleep overs don’t host a fight night
      PuppleDup 11 aug
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    • Don’t forget about truth or dare and practicing kissing
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    • as a girl i can say some of this is very true
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    • What?
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    • I heard at girl sleepovers they pass a dildo around
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    • My sleepovers were never that crazy. We'd just hangout and maybe do a fire outside or something
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    • Me and one of my best friends made a “death cure” that was an unholy abomination of tuna fish, pickles, chicken broth, tomato, egg, and salt.
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    • I have a better chance of getting into one as I come out as gay in my school so girls don't ask me out
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    • Ever went into the forest with nothing but your trusty red rider? No bet you never hunted big foot and took cover under an old car that’s been there for years. If you’re wondering where big foot is I’ll gladly point to the trophy on my wall and the thousands more in my basement.
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    • Spoken like a man who’s never had pussy
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    • Anyone have the video of the guy where he’s like “can you bust it for me one time, pleeeeeaaseeeeee”?
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    • Wait- that’s what a sleepover is like? I actually never had one before.
      Dawn_808 13 aug
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    • When I was fifteen me n my bros took my parents' old furniture they were throwing out and threw em on top of a bonfire and took bets to see who would stay on longest
      Anon72 13 aug
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    • Really nigga
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    • Who needs a sleepover to eat 40 pounds of food? I do that anyway
      HyunAe 13 aug
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    • So quirky
      midget818 13 aug
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    • Mhm
      rkailanit 13 aug
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    • bruh we just cuddle and lauf
      jord 13 aug
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    • Yeah
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    • Bruh you must've not had a childhood, me and the boys would have rituals, fight to the death, rent out a buffet, go out on midnight joyrides, play music, drink, and get high af
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    • Okay... I’m a chick and I thought it was so quirky to hang out with both genders. Guys do stupid things and chicks do evil things
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    • We used to beat the fuck outta each other like it was life or death when we all crashed at my buddies place, he was undefeated until this one guy who was semi final champ at wrestling joined and rocked his shit
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    • I’ve been going to the wrong sleepovers. We typically just ate junk food, played and slept.
      pxgv 13 aug
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    • I did both
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    • Dont they like make fucking blood vial necklaces or some shit nowadays?
      kreammm 13 aug
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    • Good luck to the guy who's been pretending to be gay for 2 years just to sneak into the girls sleepover, playing the long game
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    • one time at a sleepover me n the girls cut our selves together 🤪 quirky
      madi__ 13 aug
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    • Bullshit one of my friends and I actually hosted a literal fight night and it was amazing
      ZackStone 13 aug
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    • One time at a sleep over I threw a chair at my friend in the dark cuz she took my pillow in the pillow fight. Idk y I was so violent- well I still am
      SARRR 12 aug
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    • Ya…this is what girl slumber parties are like lol (don’t always accomplish everything, but dammit we tried)
      kayjjXD 12 aug
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    • Ah my fond childhood memories of sacrificing the weakest members of the cult to the moon goddess. Good times, good times.
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    • Can confirm, I've had several sleepovers with my best friend, and we do all the thing on that list! I miss her...
      Alaura 12 aug
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    • As a girl whos had a vag her whole life i can confirm this is true😈. We also rip each others hair out and put them on voodoo dolls and use black magic on our pussies
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    • no girl shall ever know the truth behind the boys sleepovers, good cover up soldier
      ohmylord0 12 aug
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    • Who doesn't do all of those
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    • Girl sleepovers are nothing compared to what we would do. We would have prison fights, gaming tournaments, pillow fights but with only memory foam pillows shit was next level
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    • This is because we are not from this world. We are from the underworld and have come to fool you into mating.
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    • Don't forget about ficking your bestie's brother while the rest of the group is sleeping
      jayetrom 12 aug
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    • We summoned a ghost once and my best friend’s house has been haunted ever since
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    • I went to a girl's sleepover once and they were all planning on sacrificing themselves to SlenderMan and The Red Mist. So this is pretty true
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    • Really? Moon goddess? No Avatar comments?
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    • As a chick, female sleepovers are either very fun or very boring. No in between
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    • Nah dude it's video games. Smash can get wild when it's over the last microwave burrito and blue hug jug.
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    • Did you... did you not hide naked in the woods with the boys trying to sh00t you with a paintball gun
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    • I'll never forget the sleepover where a friend begged me to pierce her belly button for her. With a thumb tack. Trying to push a thumb tack into flesh while someone screams "DON'T STOP AAAAHHHHH DON'T STOP BITCH".
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    • At my house we summoned satin and we had a tea party afterwards
      idohenti 12 aug
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    • This is a really long time ago but when I was like 7 and my cousin was 10 we had a sleepover and we did something called “dirty dares” we took our pants off and I laid down, d!ck on bed and I had a pillow on my butt, and he’d lay on top of me with his on the pillow and I could even feel it, strange
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    • Bro that girl shit is weak compared to what me and my friends did, sleeping in the middle of nowhere, chasing mountain lions and deer, trying to scare someone the most, sh00ting pretty much everything, ect
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    • You know I’ve done quite a bit but I’ve never tried to summon a demon maybe I should put that on my bucket list
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    • And then someone hexes the moon into a shotgun which pisses off the kaiser
      _Heavy 12 aug
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    • I miss trying spells and trying to conjur up the devil. Great times
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