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my grandma: "don't tell nobody gave you this"
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    • But you just told the entirety of iFunny you dunce
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    • When she has Alzheimer's and does it for the 3rd time
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    • Damn ppl out hear rly having grandparents
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    • Parents be like "let me hold that for you so you don't lose it" then buys alcohol and drugs with it :)) bruh I was gonna do that
      Spicnoon 5 sep
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    • My grandmother who used to do this passed away while I was in Europe :(
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    • then she ask yo moms for some money lol
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    • You know Grandma is making bank
      Keithlol 5 sep
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    • My grandma came into the restaurant where I work and gave me a $60 tip
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    • With my grandma it was a quarter ounce of weed at graduation
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    • Lil storytime after my mom died the bond between me and my grandparents broke and everytime we visit them they gave like 20 euros to my cousins and nothing to me i never realized until my dad and sister told me and it kinda broke my heart.
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    • What, this fake blue money?
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    • She be slipping 20 dollars sometimes
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    • Djont teyll nohbodey I gaev thish tooya
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    • One of my grandmas is dead and the other hates me so...
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    • Best feeling in the world until your mother takes it from you
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    • Disliked because “nobody:”
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    • Thanks Grandma
      4Pep 5 sep
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    • My grandma used to slip me $20-40 when I'd go out with my friends knowing full well I was gonna buy weed with it.
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    • I'm sorry, but that money is expired
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    • "Not telling nobody" is "telling everybody". She should of said "don't tell anybody"
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    • My brother and I did chores for our allowance, and kept track of our balances ourselves until we wanted to buy something and it was like "yo mom so ive got $210 in allowance I wanna go buy a wii" and they couldn't say no bc it was our money and we kept record of when we did what.
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    • Can’t do that when currency becomes digital
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    • And now you told the world damn it Jerry you had one job one fucking job
      kibas557 5 sep
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    • 20 pesos?
      Namatame 5 sep
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    • Damn I need Cigarette money
      Luvlace 7 sep
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    • This has happened before
      LoxyLala 6 sep
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    • I think grandparents do this cuz they know that your parents are either going to just take it or make you spend it on BS. Also as long as you don't exceed $1000 total, all the $10s and $20s you "steal" is just the money your parents "borrowed" from you after each birthday.
      BRB14 6 sep
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    • Cause she know yo momma gonna take it. "Let me hold that for you" my ass.
      Nickels 5 sep
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    • Wait aren’t bills blue if you steal them and the paints explodes on them so everyone knows it’s stolen? So his grandma gave him clearly robbed money?
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    • My grandparents never did this. They have over 70+ grandchildren and they ain’t got time for that 😂🤣
      Nihga 5 sep
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    • CuteRat 5 sep
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    • You failed her
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    • Came so early the bots are still in the comment section
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    • I'm no longer racist
      tobi 5 sep
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    • My grandma paid be 50 cents to mow the lawn and pull all the weeds. Honestly I would have preferred to do it for free, 50 cents is like an insult.
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    • for my birthday a week ago my grandmother gave me a modern day 5 Egyptian Pound bill and said I can buy whatever I like with it. Back in the 1960’s this would have costed about 1000 egyptian pounds now, but this actually is around 30 US cents. Still smiled and thanked her haha.
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    • Don't tell anybody I gave this to you.* learn to use grammar, fucktard.
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    • My grandma used to be a pickpocket in the 70s and 80s. She now uses those snoons she acquired to give her kids and grandkids money that we insist we don't want. If we find a 20 in our pockets, we didn't "forget we had it." We know damn well where it came from.
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    • Probably why grandma can't afford her meds.
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    • This is a 2 reais note
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    • :)
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    • Can’t relate 😅😅😅
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    • I used to put the money back into my papas pocket but now we play a pickpocket game where whoever has the 20$ by the time I leave, loses
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    • Grandmas do be pure like this
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    • Gram did this. I went into the bed room to lay down she handed me 150. Told me every lady needs some pocket change.
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    • My grandma and grandpa are like this 😂 always giving me money when I tell them not to,
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    • She don’t want everybody else asking for money 😂
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    • Never did I spend my grandmas money on drugs . Why would I waste her hard working money on stupid shit
      jacoba50 7 sep
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    • "It'll cost you more than that."
      Maloce 7 sep
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    • Takes a picture*
      Lysholmm 7 sep
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    • All 4 of my grandparents passed away before I was 11
      Kenzako 7 sep
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    • Is that 50ruppees bill bro????
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    • that way i can buy weed for us without my bitch mom counting up all my money
      oche 7 sep
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    • Herpesvirus
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    • grandma always had her paycheck come in. that’s why all y’all’s got your hella christmas money from her
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    • Every time. I miss her
      dunlupe 7 sep
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    • my dad would do this, because I only saw him every few years when he wasnt locked away
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    • Grandma’s ARE.............THE BANK.
      MeatPaws 7 sep
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    • When I have grand kids I am going to take em out get them hammered high as fuck then leave them on the doorstep of their parents house, ring the bell then leg it. I am not gonna leave them lessons I am going to leave them stories 🙂
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    • Ayyyyyye Blood dis da realest shit I have seen in a minute...I thought my grandma was the only one that did dis...I be like grandma " I Can't" she be like" Go on Boi and take dis 💰and shut up and don't tell nobody" 😂
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    • Awwww shiiit
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    • Who is nobody and why is everyone quoting them
      rOundcow 7 sep
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    • My grandma would give me a halve eaten apple instead of money
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    • I doubt Odysseus would care.
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    • Love elderly people they are so sweet
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    • My grandma actually gave me 50 bucks just like this the other day
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    • Monopoly money
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    • I love my grandma
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    • Literally just happened to me
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    • Who did she noon
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    • Lol my grandmother has favorites and me and my sister are not one of them. My family probably aren't "Christian enough".
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    • My last ballet recital, someone went back stage and stole all of our shit. What hurt the most was seeing all of my cards gone through and thrown in the trash. I was already bummed that that was my last performance. My grandpa replaced my cash that was stolen. He saved that moment for me.
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    • I wish my granny did this...
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    • Elders know.
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    • The clap?
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    • I counted all of my money my papa has given me as a child and it goes to $1200. In 10s and 20s.
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    • I wish I had a grandma to hand me cash
      Nakae 6 sep
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    • 20 pesos 😂😂😂
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    • My grandparents live in Mexico and give me money still...like i appreciate it but, the fuck am i gonna buy in the US for 20 pesos?
      6224 6 sep
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    • My grandma actually did this she gave me a check for 500 cause I just bought a house and got married and I’m the first one in our family to be even moved out of the house and she told me to not tell my parents or other siblings cause they don’t think they’ll be able to do that for them helped me out
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    • i wish grandmas ran the world. we all would eat so good
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    • I wish
      Ragz 6 sep
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    • My paternal grandma cause she forever is embarrassed about how my father wasn’t involved in now of his kids lives except his daughter
      i_Grim 6 sep
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    • Grandmas always got the strap lmao
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    • This makes me sad.. not that anyone cares but I have only one set of grandparents left.. my biological grandparents aren't in my life (ones dead) my step grandparents literally don't like us because were broke. I only have my nana and umpa left and I'm scared I'll lose them soon
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    • It means even your grandma knows ur parents are shit and greedy
      whatsup 6 sep
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    • If nobody said nothing then that would mean somebody said something
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    • With that grammar it actually means to tell everyone
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    • I'm on my own and nearing 30 my grandma still does this 💜
      yay4u 6 sep
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    • Thats what my mothafuckin grandmother does
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