• Me finding out that dogs sneeze when
we play with them to let us know that
it's not a real fight and they don't want
to hurt us
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    • My dog does that to get my attention and/or when he’s excited
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    • I go down and sneeze next to my dog and he gets excited and tries to bite my head and slaps me with his paw
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    • My dog sneezes everytime I go near him because he's a young boy and full of energy
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    • My dog sneezes like almost everytime I touch her nose, but it's such a cute nose I cant help but boop it
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    • 100 likes for my parents to let me take my emotional support dog to Build A Bear for his birthday
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    • Haha I’m commenting and you’ll never know
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    • I would win even if it was a real fight
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    • Mine sneezed in my mouth
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    • Or...hear me out guys...or they are sneezing because they are actually motherfucking sneezing. Not to let u know it’s not a real fight. Like who made that shit up wtf.
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    • That explains why my dog doesn't sneeze when he's eating toddlers
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    • My dog doesn’t sneeze he bares his teeth and growls with an erection... what does this mean?
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    • Nope pretty sure my chihuahua is just sneezing u dumb fucks
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    • I was just informed that one of my 3 dogs might have cancer
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    • Holy shit dude I think my dog is tryna eat me
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    • I feel like this is some bull. They probably do it cause hair gets in their nose or some shit.
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    • I’m sad, we had to put our dog of 14 years down yesterday.
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    • Is sneezing that little "hrmph" thing they do?
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    • My dog sneezes cause she does too much blow
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    • I have been on this shitty app for a year, now. Damn..
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    • Ohh so that's why the pitpull sneezeing while it ripped that kid throat
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    • Arron Rogers after the game.
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    • So why my dog never sneezing bro please shes fucken huge help me
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    • My dog doesn’t sneeze
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    • Dogs > people
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    • My grandfather s dog sneezes every time I tap his nose
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    • Now how the fuck do we know that as humans? I swear, ANYTHING dog related turns y’all into some straight up pussies.
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    • I thought they sneezed for the same reason we do, to clean out our nasal and wind pipes
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    • Meanwhile my dog has never sneezed while we were play fighting...
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    • I thought they did that bc they needed to sneeze
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    • *punches dog in the face at full force to let it know I dont play son
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    • I sneeze to let a hoe know I’m switching to the stink.
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    • My... my dog doesn’t sneeze
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    • Oh so that’s why I never see my dog sneeze
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    • Did the dog tell you that?
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    • My dog doesn't sneeze.......
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    • My pitbull doesn't sneeze
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    • 1989 Tiananmen square massacre
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    • Or maybe they just have to sneeze?
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    • When you realise your dog doesnt sneeze when you play with them...
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    • When they stare at you when pooping it's telling you to be on the lookout
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    • My dog sneeze on me today
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    • My dog thinks it’s time to play every time someone lays down he watches you and the second ur head touches the pillow he freaks out and runs around he dum but at least he happy
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    • My dog just sneezes directly on me
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    • Haha my dog will sneeze and then proceed to bite me to the gods
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    • The dogs tell y'all this?
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    • Or it got dust or particles in its nasal passage?
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    • My dog sneezes when something irritates their nose, y'know, like a real sneeze. Don't believe everything you read
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    • Is it bad that i sneeze at my dog to let her know i just wanna play and i don't wanna hurt her cuz she's more of a nervous wreck than me
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    • YaBoiMaxamus
      Or maybe he's sneezing because of pollen but probably not
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    • So dogs can control their sneezes? Or is it a fake sneeze ?
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    • Bitches always say like this and I’ll dm you my tiddies and get likes, but if I say like this and I’ll dm you my cock I get banned smh, like this tho 👀
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    • My dog sneezes in my face.....
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    • This is not true. They bow to let us know they are playing.... your dog is allergic to you, lol
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    • Oh they just sneeze because they have to sneeze? Dumbass
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    • Me knowing my dog has never sneezed while playing 👨😳
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    • My dog ain't sneezed during a fight in her life
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    • 49ers are running the Packers rn
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    • I usually just beat them anyways
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    • Why don’t they just tell me bro
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    • I fart in my dogs face to show him its true this is no real fight but also that I am the dominant
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    • Is that why they sneeze?! I dog does that literally every time when he wants something. He would first bump his nose at our legs, stretch in front of us, and then sneeze when we say, "What? What do you want?"
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    • I remember one time my dog wanted to play but I was too tired so he decided to sneeze in my mouth as he walked away.
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    • My 8 month old puppy mostly just growls and bites me lol
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    • Wait dogs can sneeze on command?
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    • That's as fake as a Kardashian
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    • Wow, I thought my dog was just commenting on my smell. Lol
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    • No wonder my dog never sneezes
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    • Dogs are great.
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    • What now?
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    • I always make my dog sneeze by tickling the end of his nose while we're play fighting its the funniest thing
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    • Except they don’t
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    • my dog never sneezes
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    • I sneeze back at they asses
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    • If I bump my dog I fake "sneeze" and give her a big hug. It's the best I can do.
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    • My dog sneezes whenever hes on his back and im rubbing his tum tum
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    • Me an my dog had some mad beef today and it escalated so i dropped that nigga
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    • My dog sneezes whenever hes 3 seconds away from barfing on the carpet floor
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    • So that’s why my dog sneezes after he tears my hand to shreds
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    • I just sneeze back and my dog gets so offended lol
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    • My dog loves sneezing on my face
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    • Funny since a bot can’t cry
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    • So if the dog dont sneeze, that means that he was really trying to fuck me up? Noted. Anybody have Vick's number?
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    • Do I have the only dog that just sneezes when she has something in her nose??... like she’s in her bed just chillin and I’m on the couch just chillin and she just sneezes...
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    • That's not true. My dog sneezes while he's laying down. Retard
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    • I cough to let people know the bathroom is occupied
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    • That’s...that’s not why they sneeze at all. They sneeze because their nasal cavity gets tickled.
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    • When I sneeze my dog sneezes back
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    • I bit the fuck out of my dogs ears and they are my bitches
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    • Pitbull sneezes while biting child... He's just playing
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    • My dog: starts attacking me. Me:" haha. Hey, take it easy! Why aren't you sneezing man? WHY AREN'T YOU SNEEZING?
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    • Or? Listen now. They’re just sneezing?
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    • If I’m playing with my cat and she bites me she’ll lick where she bit me immediately after to be like IM SORRY IM SORRY
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    • I tried teaching my dog to bark on command but she sneezed and I thought it was close enough and gave her a treat but now she thinks she needs to sneeze every time I want her to bark
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