• Friday 1:07 PM
on a scale of 1-10 how bad do
you want your pickup line to be?
Monday 7:37 PM
Today 12:26 AM
call me shrek cause I'm head
ogre heels for you
i wanna have sex tonight
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    • Shrex
      Ookamisan 26 jul
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    • hear me out: shrek is to ifunny as keanu reeves is to reddit
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    • I thought he said bad pickup line?
      YourGuyCy 27 jul
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    • i_dog12 27 jul
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    • I have a bad pick up line: suck my dick whore
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    • Cum_Nuts 27 jul
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    • *Shrex
      Numbuh_2 27 jul
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    • Use this one, it works like a charm: “I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?”
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    • Human Shrek is hot
      Alva 27 jul
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    • UNSC 27 jul
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    • My girl loves Shrek so I tried it on her no sex tonight boys 🥺
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    • She said BAD pick up line, you idiot
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    • Send nudes
      MandaDawn 27 jul
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    • who wouldn’t
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    • All my pickup lines come from iFunny. Thanks
      Jay10009 27 jul
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    • You mean shrex
      Wat69 28 jul
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    • okay boys dm with your worst pick up lines, now i’m curious
      Nattallie 28 jul
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    • If your wife was pregnant with your baby but was cheating on you, should the dude she cheated with be the one to pay child support when you split up?
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    • Gray_Face 27 jul
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    • Damn he was going with the 1 no matter what
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    • That’s not a bad pickup line, it’s actually pretty good
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    • content not available more
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    • Mission failed, successfully?
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    • I need me a shrek femboy bf
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    • No happen.
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    • I’m using that one
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    • Thatll do donkey
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    • Many women could potentially be afraid to go to court because if they lose, they are potentially at risk for a counter suit. I also believe it is illegal because of obstruction of justice and lying under oath and such.
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    • That was a 1 tho
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    • It’s not stupid if it works
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    • These fake texts are so gay , you wish get a fucking life
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    • Oh no a whore 😭
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    • This is the number of a thot who stole from me 708 stuff 955 stuff 0594 stuff
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    • And this is where the fairy tail ended
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    • She said a bad pickup line
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    • Does anyone have really good funny pick up lines?
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    • Look at YouThinkYouHaveTime scramble for TC
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    • Get the mud tub ready
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    • I still need shrek 5 in my life
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    • I got a new match on Tinder. What opener has worked best for you?
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    • And just like shrek you get to fuck ass tonight.
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    • Took them 3 days to type “10” damn
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    • Get shrexed
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    • Is Tinder worth it? Or is the dating scene just bullshit at this point
      Fabi85 27 jul
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    • Fake and gay
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    • Are you a doorknob? I will puncture your sacral tissues with my dirty finger nails and defecate into your open torso and then eat all of your soft tissue apendages. Then I’ll fuck your ass and pull all of your limbs off and then finish you off with a bat because I love bludgeoning quadriplegics.
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    • Lmao shreks face makes this
      patsd0pe 30 jul
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    • Me: *simply walks past your girl* Your girl:
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    • Fucking whore
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    • It did not get me laid
      pmartin14 30 jul
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    • I wanna swim in your swamp
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    • I thought she wanted the bad pickup line?
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    • You know how people say “you are the cream of the crop” we you are “the chunky curdles in the milk”
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    • If she wants sex on the first date block her
      Bogged 29 jul
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    • I don’t get it someone please explain
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    • How long is this going to be featured? I am this fucking close to deleting this app.
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    • Your in
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    • Nailed it
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    • FurryUwU 28 jul
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    • And that my friends, is how you flirt like an ogre.
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    • That would be his pickup line no matter what number she chose because it’s so goddamn charming
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    • John_Cook 28 jul
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    • Is it worth having a tinder? I'm contemplating on downloading it but idk how the app works as a whole.
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    • ScrubLife 28 jul
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    • Little did she know this was his only pickup line
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    • You post this it gets 83k likes. When I posted it it got 3. ;-;
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    • Bro they said bad
      HyunAe 28 jul
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    • Good man
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    • Do you work on a chicken farm? Cause you know how to raise some cock
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    • Its 6 am and I'm trying not to wake anyone in my house up with my laughing at a shrek flirt
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    • I'm happy it worked out for the guy lol
      MrMinimus 28 jul
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    • That's not bad that's amazing
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    • What is it with everyone wanting sec all the time? When will it end? Why cant we all just chill instead of being horny
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    • But with who
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    • Thats a long ass response time
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    • Not the cum drop buttons.
      ArtbyJ 28 jul
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    • On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?
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    • Damn I should try this
      ItsZim 28 jul
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    • I’m sick of these feet adds, please stop ifunny
      Vistory 28 jul
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    • Shrek is love Shrek is life
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    • Sociable 28 jul
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    • So, I need some advice here. I’m considering downloading, some sort of online dating app, ideally tinder , I’ve heard some stories though that online dating is not nearly as good or otherwise useful as it’s made out to be.Can anyone confirm or deny this before I make a final decision on the matter?
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    • That's a 1
      RattyRat 27 jul
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    • That is the best pickup line 10 out 9
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