• Sometimes I forget sad jokes are only
funny on the internet. I told this guy I
wished the earth was flat so I could
yeet myself off the edge and he just
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    • Believe it or not, suicide humor isn’t actually funny to normal people. But no one on ifunny is normal, so it’s fine.
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    • As a zoomer I believe millennials have milked dying jokes so much that I no longer want to die mainly out of pure spite
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    • A couple months ago, I accidentally sent a depressing meme to my mother while I was at school, she immediately replied to me, telling me how much she loved me. and I thought to myself “fuck it” and I decided to open up to her about my suicide attempts, I almost broke down crying in class.
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    • I feel like those kind of jokes aren’t funny. I don’t get offended or anything but they’re just annoying and redundant.
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    • Suicide humor is a cry for help from an entire generation and has literally never been funny.
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    • Edgy humor about suicide isn’t funny to anyone except theatre kids
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    • SOME suicide humor is funny. y’all fake depressed bitches just use them in every given situation so you can sound edgy.
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    • at work made a suicide joke and got reported to HR. Took a month for the meeting to happen.
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    • Its never been red faced and out of breath funny, at most its been "ha, relatable." With maybe a strong exhale from the nose.
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    • I hate people who still use the word "yeet".
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    • Suicide humor used to be edgy in 2016 but now it’s just annoying as all hell
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    • Nah. It's funny I real life too. Some people just don't have a sense of humor.
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    • No, that joke just wasn’t funny
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    • Suicide humor sounds like a cry for help. Y'all need Jesus.
      Siorc 27 jun
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    • He got concerned because you said Yeet
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    • No one loves me and I want to point a gun at my head and pull the trigger 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • It is fucking flat you imbecile
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    • Depends on your environment. At work the jokes get a lot darker than that
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    • I say so many sarcastic things that I can now tell people how I really feel to avoid them becoming concerned. They just think I’m joking.
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    • kanep0e 27 jun
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    • My girlfriend died from cancer my dad died My mom died during childbirth My dog for 14 years died today My sisters don't talk to me and my little brother's moving in with me and I'm only 21
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    • If the earth is flat what is on the other sife
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    • That yeet bullshit needs to stop. You sound brain dead saying that. I mean come on if you have to try that hard to he edgy then it isn't your thing.
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    • You dodged a bullet, dude actually thinks the earth was flat and you saying it as a joke worried him
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    • Nah that’s just cause he’s a fucking stickler
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    • Wait I thought making those jokes were normal tf
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    • Maybe it’s because the joke wasn’t funny
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    • Not all the time, I told my boss I had depression and he laughed
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    • He's concerned you said yeet. No one should have that few brain cells
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    • name spelled wrong
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    • I would've laughed.
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    • I realized this no one gets iFunny humor outside of iFunny it’s kinda hard to crack jokes when you guys are the only ones who gets them
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    • He was concerned with that shit vocabulary of yours.
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    • I would too if my name was “Haleigh”
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    • I'm so tired of the yeet shit..
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    • Wouldn't you just end up in Australia?
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    • Of course it’s coming from someone named “Haleigh”
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    • Hate to break it to ya, but that joke isn't funny on the internet either
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    • When people just overuse suicide jokes I cringe so hard
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    • They’re not funny anywhere, they’re just pathetic and make people think you’re looking for attention
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    • You probably didn't say it like that, you edgy bitch, and that's why they got concerned.
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    • Yeah thats not funny. Its fucking retarded go back to your band room
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    • If you use the word “yeet” you’re a stupid fuck
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    • lmao he’s concerned cuz u don’t think earth is flat LOL imagine being dumb 😂
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    • But that joke isn’t even funny on the internet
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    • Fun fact: they’re not funny online, neither.
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    • Quit crying, y’all are pussies get over it.
      Zimzhyz 27 jun
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    • Those arent even funny on the internet anymore
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    • yeet
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    • no, because it’s not funny. you can’t say “yeet” and “suicide” and expect people to laugh, and it’s definitely not concern rather than the intensive awkwardness between a socially inept retard and any normal, well adjusted being
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    • Pfft. If i say I want to die, my coworkers just say "me too".
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    • Nope. Not funny here either. Please just die instead
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    • Suicide jokes went out of style the same time quirky humor did.
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    • But its not funny.
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    • These jokes actually aren’t ever funny
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    • Omg I’m so depressed and have anxiety, my dad didn’t get me the car I like and he doesn’t understand what Billie Eyelash’s message is. I just want out of this world😭😭
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    • The Earth isn't flat, but the universe is... go throw yourself off that
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    • They are making jokes cause they are to scared to do it
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    • People who put themselves down as a joke only make people uncomfortable 99% of the time
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    • 0/10 no capybaras
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    • Phexal 27 jun
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    • UglyHoe 27 jun
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    • Once in high school I (senior) told a freshman “I’m finna ki11 myself, bro. Haha” and he just turned and looked at me with worry in his eyes and said “d-don’t do that”
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    • Insert Murray franklin *
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    • Men to kid
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    • it's not funny on the internet either
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    • You can only joke about suicide if you have attempted it, that be the rules
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    • They arent funny here either
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    • Just gotta find the right people to tell them too
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    • Sometimes I like that it's normal to joke about suicide because I can get things off my chest wifhout having people worry too much
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    • Thats funny in real life too
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    • I forget and say that kinda shit all the mother fcking time!! Hahahaha oh well though Im fucked up and have fucked up humor
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    • I hoenstly feel like people sjould be allowed to joke about anything they want like i get the whole offensive thing but like if ur not into edgy shit just ignore it u dint need to make a scene about it
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    • say something funny
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    • Got concerned? More like thought you were a fucking loser
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    • Hahaha..... cannt be real with people who are normal
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    • Yeet yeet yeet yeet yeeeeet
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    • SofaKween 30 jun
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    • Not funny on the internet either
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    • He was worried because your name is spelled "haleigh" and not "haley".
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    • Maybe cause you’re ugly
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    • Yeah fuck all of you and your self pity
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    • Not in the military
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    • I was telling a story about breaking something accidentally in a Walmart and said it "reminded my mom why she left" cause she's been out of the picture until I was an adult. No one thought it was funny and made it super awkward
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    • One day I was pissed off that my parents wouldn't let me go to track practice, so when my coach asked me whats wrong I said "nothing that couldn't be solved with a bullet to my head" then the cops came...
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    • I made a suicide joke to my boss. VERY bad call
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    • Do I want to die? No. But oh zoinks am I sad
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    • Suicide humor should be used the same way meme jokes are, not in person and always over the internet
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    • I only make suicide jokes when I’m getting pissed off at a game. *Me, picking a random character because I play almost all of them and I think it’s fun* *Gets one of like 3 characters I don’t play* “KlLL MYSELF”
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    • I wish the world was a globe so you couldn't...
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    • My clinical depression has gotten so bad I’m just waiting for the right moment to jump in front of a bus
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    • And now it's here on the internet, and nobody is laughing
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    • Nah your friend sucks, other people appreciate dark humor
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    • Still not funny
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    • 6.6.6.
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    • Valid point there Heighleigh
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