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    • What a god damn year
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    • "Can reduce contact with semen or feces during oral" the government mentioned eating ass again
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    • Honestly as a New Yorker, I have no idea what are lawmakers are doing anymore lmao. Cuomo and Deblasio are both clowns
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    • "Come on bro it's time for the daily government sanctioned group masturbation"
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    • So we’re just ignoring the government mandated group masturbation huh
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    • This country is one big circus at this point
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    • Government mandated glory hole
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    • It was on mine mother fucker, someone bring me my jolly rancher!
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    • What the fuck is this, I knew NYC was bad but this takes the cake
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    • "Make it a little kinky." -NYC Department of Health, 2020
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    • Yo I’m about to have a circle jerk with the bro’s anyone down?
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    • Fuck NYC
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    • If ur having sex chances are ur going to get whatever they have even if u follow all those procedures
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    • If I do a group circle jerk with my homies, do I have to sit 6 feet away from them, or 12 feet cause of my dick?
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    • Masturbate together?
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    • It’s legit
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    • Wtf is up with New York, like I hope they understand that they are only a few steps away from becoming the next California that we all trash on for there shit government
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    • Someone didn't get the memo
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    • I have an aunt who lives in NYC and she is the dumbest fucking liberal you will ever meet. Challenge me, I'll prove it.
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    • I wish fact-checker would come back
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    • Liberalism is a mental disorder. “Limit face to face contact”. You’re sucking a dick. A dick touching a stall wall.
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    • Degenerate filth, let them spread their diseases and k1l l each other
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    • Hey guys I'm frying some pineapple on the griddle. Y'all want any
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    • Damn now I gotta circle jerk my homies through gloryholes
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    • Have a dedicated relationship with one person? No, go fuck strangers with gloryholes and masturbate in groups. I fucking hate these “people”.
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    • "Masturbate together"
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    • Its NYC, what do you expect?
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    • so you can suck his dick, but touching his nose is too far
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    • What. The. Fuck.
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    • I’ve read the whole thing, you’re supposed to keep your sexual partners to a closed group of FIVE or fewer, also no rimming under any circumstances.
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    • Let's see...everyone wear masks, don't touch each other, hell don't talk or even look at each other. Sounds like social conditioning bullshit to me. Middle East maybe? Or just Communist propaganda, IDK anymore
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    • Read the whole infosheet! Them NYers know how to party.
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    • Feces
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    • Dental dam?
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    • A sheet with a hole in it
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    • Anyone want to masturbate with me lmao
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    • Ok, who doesn't enjoy sex besides those losers who identify as "asexual", but what the actual fuck is up with glorifying sex? It's cringe. "Make it a little kinky" in an official U.S. government site? This just encourages strong feminists like Katie to go on Twitter and brag about "getting dick"
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    • The government has so little faith in us and i don't blame them...
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    • When government officials literally say make it a little kinky
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    • You don't understand, I need to have unprotected sex with strangers
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    • FIRST IT WAS DONT EAT ASS AND NOW ITS MAKE IT KINKY WITH GLORY HOLES AND CIRCLE JERKS WHAT!!!
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    • Well i mean your already getting fucked by strangers politically might as well make it litterally
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    • Bro America lost it bro, this is why a federal government was needed. So we can out levy the Californians
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    • They are so fucking disconnected with the rest of us it is terrifying
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    • Damn can't even eat ass
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    • Still not as bad as the city buying Mets’ tickets for criminals
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    • People in New York are literally just mentally retarded but they did vote for AOC so we already knew that
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    • HELL YEAH
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    • Yup.
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    • Oh what’s that officer? My public park gloryhole is against city code? Well if you look here it’s permitted by the government so I’m gonna need you to fuck off
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    • Mfers said masturbate together
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    • What about understall?
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    • No way they fucking typed “make it a little kinky “
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    • I’ve never seen a glory hole before
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    • Bro people talk about how places are handling covid and NYC is an absolute dog shit factory that never gets mentioned.
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    • nobodys gonna say nothing about how it wants people to watch each other masturbate
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    • “Make it a little kinky”
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    • I think they’re hinting at doggystyle or reverse cowgirl more, but sure, gloryhole works
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    • This is the sign of a failing society
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    • The fuck is a dental dam
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    • Hate living in this state
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    • Uh the third one is low key disgusting towards the end.
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    • Imagine jerking off next to your SO with surgical masks on
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    • I'd this a joke?
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    • What is a dental dam
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    • So glory holds, bukake parties, and dental dams
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    • Government mandated kinks incoming
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    • I WANT OFF THIS FUCKING PLANET
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    • Just a town full of degenerate assholes, vibin....
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    • Like seriously just wash your hands and that’s it. You should be doing that anyway
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    • Dafuq is a dental dam
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    • What was that city that deemed barber shops nonessential yet said glory hole gay bars have to stay open
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    • Imagine not wearing a latex bodysuit during sex
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    • Masturbate together
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    • “Make it kinky” the government says as they fuck our economy
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    • Going to ignore how it says to masturbate together 6 feet apart
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    • Wtf is a dental dam?
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    • New York city has been giving upstate a bad rap, the state of New York is beautiful, and full of nice people
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    • That naked gun scene with the full body condoms...
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    • New York is a mess of a city
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    • The fuck are dental dams?
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    • They also support circle jerks apparently.
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    • Interesting...
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    • I didn't expect it, but I wasn't surprised.
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    • What the fuck is a dental dam?
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    • "The wall stays up during sex"
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    • NYC is such a pathetically run city and all I hear the media say is it’s Trump’s fault like I’m not defending trump but I SPECIFICALLY remember he telling the NYC mayor all these things and the mayor giving him the finger and then everything went to shit.
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    • Fucking degenerates
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    • Bruh
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    • Do they think the virus only lives in the flesh in and around your mouth or something?!
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    • I know I will be ridiculed but that article was very well written, they didnt shy away from the facts put them as straightforward as possible and educated many people. And hell what else was there to do in quarantine but have sex with your spouse, significant other, or fuck buddy.
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    • I just wanted to check this out, who here knows that one porn video of the girl having the intense orgasm and looking fuckin possessed off the top of their head?
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    • I hate the sexual revolution
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    • Oh but I can get arrested for going to church. Fuck ny and fuck cuomo
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    • Can we please go back to masturbating separately people
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    • NYC group masturbation starts in 15 minutes be there or be square
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    • Sorry but dems da rules
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