• Scrat was the ultimate non-simp. He chose
a nut over a girl.
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    • Nuts over sluts
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    • Twas the best nut of his life
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    • Damn you guys really use simp for anything now
      trax2378 4 jul
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    • hey, he responded to a girl. let's call him a simp cuz we're never gonna get a girl so we'll drag him back into our corner.
      B0ldies 4 jul
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    • You can nut in a slut then still take the nut 😩
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    • Das gay
      Ziotics 3 jul
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    • Me too, he ain’t special
      Cornbred 4 jul
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    • Cuz he’s gay
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    • He had his priorities straight
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    • Simperd for the nut and literally cause extinction level events but okay
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    • And his adventures to get the nut cracked the planet and cause Pangea. That post but clarity probably made him prehistoric Einstein
      dude101 4 jul
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    • my man doesn’t have a ween he doesn’t have a choice
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    • I dont get the whole simp thing, I mean I do, a SIMP is someone who ignores red flags for some puss, but I play video games with my female bestfriend, her boyfriend, and this guy I have a huge crush on, who knows I do, and i feels the same way about me. (1/2)
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    • Aye the mans just tryna nut let him be
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    • ArtbyJ 5 jul
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    • garycox 4 jul
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    • I feel like the word simp should just be gone at this point
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    • Incels are going to abuse this word.
      Sagic 7 jul
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    • Correction, he chose TO not over a girl
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    • He rather take the nut ( master bastion) than some slut who’s horny
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    • Just askin, wats the antonym of 'simp'?
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    • He simped for a while but the nut was too important to give up
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    • In a way you could say he chose to nut rather than commit
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    • Sussy got me feelin a new feelin
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    • The word simp has lost all meaning. It’s supposed to mean a dude that gives money and shit to a girl that has no interest in him thinking that will make her interested. I’m not a simp for buying my girl ice cream after she swallows my nut.
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    • He rather have a nut than nut
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    • I would simp for ninja
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    • I would too
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    • Naw scrats an incel she wanted his nuts and to share the nut and he still chose the nut rather than bustin a nut and sharin a nut
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    • There goes my childhood
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    • He could just nut in the girl and have best of both worlds.
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    • Jacked off inatead of fucking
      Doc3 4 jul
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    • She was tooooo thick
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    • That nut was his very life
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    • From these movies I learned nut over butt every time
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    • Why are there retarded weeb comments on every feature already
      jwmess24 4 jul
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    • Like for no nutting
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    • Later he became a simp
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    • Non-simp has gotta be the most cringe word
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    • He nutted all over the slut
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    • Fries over guys
      VikaYT 7 jul
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    • gimme my fuckin nut back you bitch
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    • To have nut, or to nut? That is the question...
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    • And here I am nutting to the girls
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    • Lesson learned
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    • Coomer
      POGCHIMP 7 jul
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    • There was also a part in the (third?) movie where sirens turned into a female squirrel and he wasn’t interested until they turned into a nut.
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    • if you don’t have an altar of scrat in your closet then what are you doing
      mason356 7 jul
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    • Dudes gotta eat
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    • I nut over them all the time. Sometimes it gets in their hair.
      ls1mn6 7 jul
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    • Of course, he had to bust it first.
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    • If you even think about talking to a girl you a simp
      swavaa 7 jul
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    • same
      DilSnaps 7 jul
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    • Please don't give me hope, i had lost to much already
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    • Simp means you're nice to someone so you can have sex. Just for all the idiots who misuse the word.
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    • Anybody remember that ice age game?
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    • But he could've had both
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    • Most will choose to nut to the girl
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    • But he did choose the nut over the world
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    • Usually, a girl is a step towards the greater goal of nut, so in theory, Scratch is just cutting out the extra step
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    • What a chad
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    • Scrat? He has a name?
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    • So hes just gay
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    • nut alway win
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    • Can y’all like my pics 😅
      semenG 6 jul
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    • His name was SCRAt???
      semenG 6 jul
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    • A joke about a girl and the word "nut"
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    • What a Chad
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    • Don’t mean you a girl mean you get what you want you dumb whore
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    • Tha
      hutime1 6 jul
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    • Choose the nut over a girl... true that brother
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    • I mean... he could have had two nuts but fine.
      GammaAF 6 jul
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    • Best part, wait for it she got mad! Attention whores is all social media has done to these young easy to brainwash people.
      FrostFox 6 jul
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    • He do be Simpson over that nut though
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    • Absolute king
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    • Wouldn't that make him G A Y
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    • My dudes you can like a girl without being a simp.
      JRatio 6 jul
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    • Non-Simp = Pimp
      natoshi 6 jul
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    • Female squirrel: *try to seduce using rodent boobs* Scrat: GIMME BACK MY FOOD YOU SLUT
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    • That *sob while looks at the script* sussy..
      SpinGod 6 jul
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    • WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?
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    • You mean to tell me sumps will throw away the single thing they have been chasing apocalypse after apocalypse for a girl
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    • He was too fabulous for a commitment
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    • “Non-simp” oh I think the word you were looking for was normal
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    • Scrat my g
      Muppei 6 jul
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    • Idk seems kinda gay to me
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    • She was just trying to take the nut
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    • AND HE BOUT TO BUST IT 😂😂😂😂
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    • Which noted left him depressed
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    • not a nut, the nut
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    • Or chose to nut over a girl
      VulsroyC 6 jul
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    • Chad*
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    • God shes so hot
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    • s c r a t
      duck2 6 jul
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    • Not true she got knocked over the side of a cliff right after this and he jumped in after to save her she took the nut from his hands and flew away because she was a flying squirrel the entire time he fell
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    • Scrussy
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