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    • The U.S. has fucked its vets over big time
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    • He's still gonna get yelled at by a fat mom with two unruly kids and a pocket full of food stamps and twix wrappers.
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    • I think it’s bullshit how we treated Vietnam vets
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    • I work with a lot of older veterans, whenever they say they used to be a war hero, I usually remind them, once a war hero, always a war hero.
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    • Those are the kind of things that make older peoples day though. 10 out of 10 great meme
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    • For all you fuckers who can't stand to just show your receipt to the greeter. No we don't want to do it. No we can't stop you. Please have courtesy and show you receipt so you may be on your way.
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    • I hate how fucking terribly Veterans get treated. A lot of these people either didn't have a choice, THOUGHT there was no other option for them financially, or were manipulated into enlisting. For a country so in love with it's military, we do a shit job at protecting those who protected us.
      Swifft 8 aug
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    • My ears would perk up if he said he was a war hero. There is nothing more amazing and exciting than listening to a genuine war story
      Pinsir 7 aug
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    • I spoke to an older woman at the apartments I happened to work at. She lived alone with her dog and I always would spark a conversation. I had no idea how much it meant until the day she moved out and she cried, hugged, and kissed my cheeks while telling me good bye. I'm happy with what i did
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    • It’s kinda cool Walmart always has those guys watching the doors. I never really thought about it before
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    • LISTEN TO HIS WAR STORIES YOU BITCH!
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    • mah heart
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    • I would give whatever break they give at Walmart just to listen to a vets story especially if he were a co worker. Like I'd get hyped when the history teacher would put on those war documentaries but hearing it from someone who's actually experienced it makes it more deeper feeling
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    • One of the greeter ladies I worked with at Walmart had to have been in her 70s if not her 80s. She was a frail tiny thing that probably weighed 80lbs soaking wet. I heard her son was a lazy PoS who was just mooching off her and forcing her to work full time at her age. She was the sweetest lady too.
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    • Walmart might be great and all but i got something special ordered and went to go get it and apparently the person who signed for it doest work there so ig its stollen idk and they wont give me a refund smh
      JTpt 7 aug
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    • I’m standing outside a Walmart rn waiting for my homie to buy me a mask so I can go in
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    • Old people just want to feel like they are/were useful, society prefers to coddle them, but they're no different from younger people when it comes to stuff like that.
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    • I had a sub/actual teacher (couldn't confirm) who piloted helicopters in Nam. Told a story about how a tracer round went through both of his side windows and his anus immediately tightened.
      Nonpost 8 aug
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    • Old teacher at my school was nam vet, nicest man alive. He told me his stories one day when I was in detention. Truly sad to see him literally take 5 minute breaks in his story so he could just breath. Told me about a brothel he went to and how the other soldiers abused these women. Pt1
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    • A regular at the kroger i worked at was a vietnam vet who did heli rescues. Had a lot of conversations with him about his knees, life and other bs. Was really excited for him because he was scheduled for surgery to help his knees so he could walk on his own but the night before he had a massive
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    • I don't understand why veterans are in these positions? Doesn't the military pay for their school? Don't they get pension? I'm not criticizing, I'm honestly asking.
      Tiphoid 8 aug
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    • Its terrifying to grow old, to know soon youll be dead. To watch your body fall apart and your mind fail you. My grandfather fought in Vietnam and in less than a decade he went from happy and energetic, and every morning he would start the day with a mile run, push ups, pull up, and crunches.
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    • I worked at a super market and when i was leaving one day i saw a lady with a pile of scratch off cards scratching them with her food stamp card. Made me angry.
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    • You don’t need to respect the war, and you don’t need to respect veterans. It is the nice thing to do if you respect veterans, and all they went through. I watched a Vietnam movie where a character was talking to a news reporter, and said “I respect those fuckers more, because they pick a side”.
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    • You know... I like war. But NOT the way people think when they hear this phrase. I like it because war brings out the good and bad in people. Not saying we should have more wars. I think in a way, war does some good such as bringing out the heroes, the courageous, the kindness, the patriotic.
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    • The Wal-Mart that I shop at had a greeter like this. Poor guy lives in that motorized chair of his. Idk if he was a vet or not but he is just one of the friendliest people you could ever meet, always smiling and talking to everyone he could. Fucking Wal-Mart changed it's policy on workers with (1/2)
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    • Old people are either the greatest people ever, or the worst
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    • This some good shit
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    • I work at Walmart and my supervisor is actually a vet. He was a medic
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    • My buddy was in the marines and got a brain injury on a stateside deployment. He was in a coma for two weeks. He was given a very good pension and three years of free college. But a couple months ago he tried to k*ll himself. I know he feels lost and he doesn’t know what to do now
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    • My manager twice my age sexually harassed me yesterday. I was stocking the men's health department and she walked up behind me put her hand on my shoulder and whispered in my ear "your lookin good"
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    • I always wanted to join the military bc I’ve always felt like I should help my country who has done so much for me but I seen that a large percentage of vets are homeless and got fucked over so I’ve drifted away from military. It’s such a shame how our country’s heros end up a lot of the time
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    • Before the pandemic there was an old Vietnam vet who would greet everyone. A lot ignored him but he was so sweet all we could do was give him a hello, how are you doing, and thank you for your service. He hasn't been around since and it makes Walmart worse somehow. Saying hi to the greeters was
      hazer 8 aug
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    • he served
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    • I miss the days of hi welcome to Walmart greeters and smiley face stickers. Now everything is get your shit and get out automated.
      KKoner 7 aug
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    • I thought he put him out of his misery or something I need to reboot my brain
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    • Ignorant people think people in the military are just buried. They get jobs like these so they are entertained throughout the day.
      KThx 9 aug
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    • I love being nice to people, but working in customer service has made me lose all emotions when talking to customers. Fucking cocksuckers
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    • I work at walmart and i saw someone spit in my coworkers face when she was told she had to wear a mask
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    • That’s with a shit ton of the older generation anyway. It’s sad to see how old people get slowly shunned socially and societally as the years go on to the point where simple acts of kindness like this mean the absolute world to them.
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    • My "grandfather" (the man my grandmother was in a relationship with, but never married) was a total piece of shit. But he served as a radio operator. He claimed he was a hero, even though he did nothing. He also was the type of shit bag to abuse my grandmother but never leave a mark. He also...
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    • :)
      moxymomo 8 aug
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    • I feel bad because initially I thought he was just fat, but no he lost his legs.
      Spookkk 7 aug
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    • At my job I had (an old person who was in said war) who told me stories about (said war) and it was so wholesome. Project the vets!
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    • One time I was talking to a older lady and I somehow got on the topic of how I dyed my hair. She wanted to see a pic, but I dont take selfies often at all so the only one I had was of me with a gas mask I had bought at a flea market. She looked disgusted and said she's a veteran pt1
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    • Great meme but fuck Walmart and everything about it
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    • Walmart as a workplace sucks ass, my gf used to work there and she always came back home crying and exhausted because of how few breaks they get and how much they work
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    • Walmart save money live better Walmart
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    • Fun fact the us government gunned down ww1 veterans when they protested in the 1920s. Go look it up
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    • My husband is a vet. I've been working on fixing his VA comp because they screwed him over so hard and American Legion "forgot" to submit the paperwork for 3 years. Now that I've taken it into my own hands my husband has asked me to help some of his coworkers that are also vets.
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    • No
      Yatsuto 8 aug
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    • wholesome flork
      codes 7 aug
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    • I'm on break that's my job right there oof hate people some times customers are ass
      Paraswat 7 aug
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    • Love metering at Walmart, get to see all the people, wrangle carts, listen to music, be outside. It's just awesome
      connaho 7 aug
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    • A real hero doesn’t claim to be one
      cole000 7 aug
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    • Should’ve thrown the coffee in his face
      hdkmx_v2 7 aug
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    • I worked with a guy who was ex army special forces and he was in asset protection. Shot one of his new squad mates and kiIIed him for calling him a nlqqer like literal racism. Don’t know how true that is but he could recite the anarchist cookbook like it was written on the back of his hand
      Exile 11 aug
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    • When I went to college we made friends with the greeter, very nice older lady.
      MrMyname 11 aug
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    • Hey thats me
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    • :)
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    • Real talk our vets deserve better than fucking Walmart
      SnikSnacc 10 aug
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    • This fills me with great joy
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    • A little bit of kindness goes a longggggg way.
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    • That’s literally it. One second, one moment to think of another. That’s all it takes to make a person’s day.
      Frog_ 10 aug
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    • I watched a lady at Walgreens refuse to sell swisher sweets to a 90 something year old man because he didnt have an ID to prove he was 18... that man was stacking germans and japs bodies 10 feet high 50 years before that cashier got a green card to demand an ID from him at a store.
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    • Walmart?
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    • One time I bought one of the old ladies a keriug at our Walmart because she got injured and couldn't afford the rest of the payments on it. Love that lady
      cassia_jo 10 aug
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    • Aw
      AdultToys 10 aug
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    • If your ever talking to a vet about war stories don’t ask questions just let them talk.
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    • If you mean to older people imma find you...
      TheTire 10 aug
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    • Idk about in the past but we get amazing financial advice from professionals in the army.
      SionMain 10 aug
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    • The smallest kindness
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    • Why make me sad
      Roofus1 10 aug
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    • I always make sure I thank the Walmart greeters, there's an older guy on oxygen and he's so nice to my gf and i all the time
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    • I work at a sams club and we have this dude named richard who fought in nam and he's the best tbh.
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    • I like this one Walmart greeter we have. He’s an older guy with a deep voice and is a veteran. When you walk by he gives a smile and hi there or howdy. Then when you leave he says hope you have a good day and waves his hand. nice while not being overly enthusiastic or fake and it’s simple to respond
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    • As a country we pride outselves on patriotism and yet we treat those who sacrifice everything to serve and protect us like they are nothing and it needs to change
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    • Why don't homeless people join the military, they would make some amounts of money AND they would have a place to stay and eat
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    • More like war criminal lmao
      2011Memer 10 aug
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    • I got a great uncle who had been exposed to agent orange, not a bunch but enough to mess him up pretty bad. Has to take alot of medicine and other things all the time. Love him to death tho
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    • You went to foreign lands and k1ll3d other young men effectively erasing bloodlines to get your home country more power? So cool bro!
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    • Theres a guy that comes into my work he's been the Walmart greeter for 37 years. And they had to let him go since this Covid shit. And he used to come in every day to get his coffee. And now i only a see him a few times a week. Breaks my heart :(
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    • That’s it, that’s the perfect summary for past society vs modern society “I used to be a war hero, now I great people at a Walmart”
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    • Veterans should be exclusively hired to work as police
      MrNines 10 aug
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    • Death to boomers
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    • My Walmart fired all the greeters last year, one greeter named George was an older guy, really sweet guy when you talked to him. Seems lonely. Then I found his fb and it's covered with weird posts like he'll share some random persons profile picture and put the description as "jwkfngrwkufv ejko"
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    • We raise self centered and delusional celebrities and people who can toss balls up on pedestals then ignore the people who’ve faced hardships the average person can’t even imagine. Truly one of the biggest crimes of our nation, the way it treats the ones who defend it.
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