• yungflowergirl
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones
girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every
morning and suck u up whenever u want
(Gs bootykage Follow
this a lie
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im literally dating this girl
this a lie
€ bootykage Follow
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is
this
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    • i think she was advertising to get someone else
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    • She’s actually just a mosquito so her sucking you wasn’t a lie, but now you have malaria
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    • Every girl talks mad game before ypu start dating and then when you are dating she constantly claims she cannot cook or will not do oral.
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    • Why she advertising?
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    • Women really do be out here and they be doing the be out here and shit
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    • My man saw an alternate reality and was suddenly disappointed with his own
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    • Bad news she out here fishing bro
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    • That's cause people that do go into "housewife mode" don't have to announce it like it's special it that's how it Should be
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    • Apparently, he is neither “someone” or “u”
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    • Me and yungflowergirl are made for eachother
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    • AirplaneFact!: Do you guys remember my favorite phrase about that one revolution??
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    • I will make a waffle sunday and tea for anyone willing to be in the same room as me
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    • She doesn’t belong to you, she belongs to the streets
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    • The only reason a girl would post that is because she is receptive to new dicks.
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    • Had an ex like this.she literally did that. She was super headstrong and very independent. Asked me for help when I was in another state, I said "oh? With what?" Love this girl btw. She said nevermind. I was curious and concerned but this chick said naw, I told you already. So I call my sister who
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    • It’s so popular to retweet and repost positive aspect “you” have in a relationship when in reality that’s now who you are. Self awareness can be difficult when you’re browsing the internet.
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    • I dont cook for my boyfriend because he doesnt really eat but man I give him all the head he wants. He's so perfect.
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    • Any girl who talks about being wifey material is lazy and is looking for a free ride. All the girls I've dated who were actual wifey material explicitly told me that I better know how to take care of myself because they won't do it for me
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    • She fishing for new dick, bro.
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    • Bro.. If it could happen to Will.. It could happen to any of us
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    • Y’all say women are bitches but the fact is most women care about more than their appearance. So while y’all are chasing bimbos and getting confused when y’all get hurt, men are cuffing real ones and getting married
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    • So if you’re dating someone why would you advertise your shit anyways? Like "look at me! I treat my men like kings. I cook and suck dick omg” like who are you trying to impress? All the men you’re not dating? Shut up hoe
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    • When you're in a relationship with the right person, being a housewife is actually fun asf... it makes the relationship 10x better because you want to cook, clean an cater to that person bc you love them so much, even when you're mad at each other
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    • I don’t cook everyday, but when my bf works 12 hour shifts, I’m always sure there’s something made for when he gets home
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    • Hoes mad
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    • Nah it’s like my bf will cook and I’ll clean sometimes we switch depending on what we’re cooking. He’s the bbq king I’m the house queen and I don’t mind at all. We also pleasure each other pretty equally so I think we’re set for life
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    • Me, thinking my lovely hunny would be an excellent house wife when alas, tis I with the hidden housewife sk.ill
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    • U think ur the one she’s dating...
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    • All women know how to do nowadays is lie, cheat, and eat hot chip
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    • Pancake is literally the easiest thing to make
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    • Anyone who doesn’t enjoy cooking for their partner is missing out on the joy in life. It’s amazing to try new recipes together or for each other!
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    • Kage is danish for cake
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    • I’m sorta like that I make dinner almost every night and pack his lunch in the mornings and clean the house and do his laundry all I expect is that If I ask him to do a chore that he does it and he does it good
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    • She sucks you..but like a vampire. She sucks the life out of you
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    • My girlfriend always tweets about all the cute things she wants to do with her boyfriend, but when she comes over all she does is drink my beer and leave the toilet seat down
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    • I have 4 criteria to date... Gotta cook clean suck and fuck... Every girl says they do it but then when it comes to it they have excuses like they're tired after napping in the middle of the day cause daddy does all the working
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    • She's not your girl, bro. She's out here fishing for other dudes
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    • Does she suck you up whenever you want tho?
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    • My girl doesn't know how to cook and it drives me nuts sometimes when she tried to help, as much as I love you baby you are fucking my filet mignon up
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    • it’s true, i was the pancake
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    • She doesn't for you
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    • I love callout posts lmfao
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    • Like if you like to spoil your SO
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    • Pancakes suck
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    • Why, why can’t she just be happy and not be a hoe and lie on Tumblr.
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    • Woman-hating moment 🤟
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    • He said nothing about the suck you up part. This tells me he gets constant head. Nonstop. Like she always has his dick in her mouth and she survives off his cum.
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    • This is how my lady is. It is nice
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    • Booty kage. 😂
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    • Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
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    • Can confirm: some women like to feed you and suck your dick. Marry that one - I did
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    • content not available more
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    • hes just trying to keep her to himself
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    • I really want to do this when I have a house and kids. Every Sunday they can just expect a special breakfast and we can all eat together.
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    • Not gonna lie if yall women did this Iam 100000% sure that guy will never leave or cheat on you
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    • Its so sad bc it sounds so happy
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    • Lemme make u a fucking pancake it’s the only joy I seek right now
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    • Housewives are "WIVES"- important key words. They get all the benefits of a married woman. Gd forbid your bf dies, you probably won't even be mentioned in the obituary but you're bragging about making pancakes 🙄. Young ladies please stop "auditioning" to be wives with free labor.
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    • They broke up and bootykage deleted his tumblr because he kept getting anons asking about “the pancake girl”. Just in case y’all were wondering. It’s a pretty old Tumblr post.
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    • A lie
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    • This is absolutely true. I don't like cooking or cleaning but I look FORWARD to doing it for my bf
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    • I can cook but its usually whenever so it'll be pancakes at like 10 at night. But I can cook a ok breakfast and dinner, no lunch tho js
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    • Sounds too good to be true. So of course it is.
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    • I wish
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    • I’m bat shit crazy and super insecure, but I can cook! Cajun food is my specialty!
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    • suck u up
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    • Caveat emptor
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    • Translation: "I will order room service and suck your wallet up any time you like"
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    • Been a yr and an half with my girlfriend that is actually like this. She's STILL like this and it is literally anytime I want. Like she makes me wonder.
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    • I cant cook to save my life but I have no problem being on my knees
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    • I’m a women with a boyfriend. This was true the first few months. Now we live with each other. We literally just fart
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    • whore
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    • Bootykage village hidden in the cake
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    • I literally can’t date a woman that can’t cook or do anything house wise. Especially since I know how to cook. My girl made me meatball marinara subs for lunch yesterday. Then she made me baked ziti, garlic bread, peach cobbler and homemade ice cream for dinner. Get y’all a girl that can cook.
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    • Yep I’m like this too, but not in a fake way
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    • He’s the side nigga
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    • This bitch the reason why gay people exist
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    • I could've told you that
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    • Bootykage
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    • The first 3 months of dating this girl would b cool but after it all changes
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    • I'd be the type of guy if my girlfriend does know how to do things, that's great! But if she doesn't know certain things (like cooking pancakes) I'll be more than glad to help her. Life is all about learning new things even if it starts from the basic things. Too bad I'm single lol
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    • I used to do stuff like that much more often, but it wasn’t reciprocated, so I don’t much anymore.
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    • Haven’t gotten top from my girl in a while. Sometimes she really wants to other times she doesn’t it’s really confusing man...
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    • I’ll make an egg for someone if you’re nice
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    • She got murked
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    • She never said she made them good
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    • Damn jada gets around
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    • Nah if a male or female dated me they would struggle to get me out of bed lmao and id either not eat or eat too much
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    • But does she at least suck you up
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    • If I was dating a girl who posted shit like this, we wouldn't be dating any more.
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    • Every girl be saying this and posting it on social media but always lie. Like my gf rn
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    • I would go stay with my ex and his family and man got fresh breakfast to order, served in bed every morning. Dont underestimate my house wife vibes
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    • Damn so many girls are like this, all talk but when it comes down to it, they don't do shit.
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    • I've always been the mom friend of the group. At a friends house one night I died in an rp game two rolls in cause I rolled a fucking nat one on defense, and we were getting hungry so while they continued playing I commandeered my friends kitchen and made them some bombass baked potato soup.
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    • Hey guys I like to treat my significant other really well and better than most. Plz give me large amounts of attention and say you wish I was yours.
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    • This means she either weighting out her options or already cheating bruh
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    • The true Redpill is realising nobody acts like how they claim they do
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    • Does she suck you up tho?
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