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Abducted child set free after ANNOYING his
kidnapper by singing gospel songs mirr.im/
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    • Aunt Jemima isn’t racist.
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    • This kid was just trying to bring the great lord into their lives....that's all
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    • *in the back of the van* “Wonderful is his name, oh lord, wonderful is his na-“ “SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMN” “do not take the lords name in vain” “boy what-“ “AND HE CARRIES ME, OVER THE w a a a t e e -“ “Jimmy where’s the tape” “ah shit I forgot it man” “Jimmy you had one job”
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    • people who kidnap kids have no idea what they getting themselves into, gonna go broke on dino chicken nuggets
      mrsirmatt 25 jun
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    • Choir kids: yes I'm safe!
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    • Just tape that lil nigs mouth dafuq
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    • The real reason he got released was because after about 30 minutes the guy just realized he wasn’t his son. It was too late to go back though
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    • Jesus saves
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    • If you are reading this, I’m thinking about fucking you
      ImMortyL 25 jun
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    • zerosober 25 jun
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    • I NEED TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS RANSACKING SAMS CLUB AND WALMART AND HEB AND BASICALLY ANY OTHER STORE WITH FUCKING TOILET PAPER SND WATER. I CANT FUCKING SHIT WITHOUT SHOWERING EVERYONE KEEPS TAKING THE FUCKING TOILET PAPER FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
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    • And y'all say there's no god
      _Calvin_ 27 jun
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    • That would annoy the shit outta me to
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    • That time the Flying Dutchman released Spongebob because he was too annoying
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    • He found Jesus and Jesus set gim free. No joke, I'm serious, but it just sounds funny.....maybe it was the way I stated it....lol
      GraceDNA 25 jun
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    • The kidnapper needed to grow a pair and slap the shit out of him
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    • The kidnappers did that to fuck with kids
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    • Don’t they tape your mouth when they kidnap you?
      Zizy 25 jun
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    • y’all ever take a shxt & got a fly trapped in w you & you like... “yeah bxtch you like that shxt huh, you slut”
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    • The average expected lifespan of an abducted child that doesn't know what to do in a situation like that is about 3-4 hours specifically for that reason
      Phren_Z 25 jun
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    • Fuck them kids
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    • glorymay 26 jun
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    • He used the lord
      NotUrDad 25 jun
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    • Id just get shot cause i cant sing
      aaBerant 25 jun
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    • Red chief
      carioca91 27 jun
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    • My parents told me they’d put up for adoption if I didn’t stop
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    • Ed and rummy with bill cosby
      McL0v1n 25 jun
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    • Where’s the reaction pic of god going; “Now that’s what I’m fuckin talking about!”
      Sefrius 25 jun
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    • Hi
      icegaming 25 jun
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    • lol the picture LOOKS annoying smh
      KashKitty 25 jun
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    • That’s a certified Bruh Moment
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    • Ok but who tf would want to kidnap a black one
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    • Mf too stupid to know what a gag is I guess
      r4pe 25 jun
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    • NeverEnuF 25 jun
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    • Oh yes Lord
      Realmoore 25 jun
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    • Nah my parents didnt say things like that because that could fuck up a kids anxiety
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    • You guys should watch The Midnight Gospel on Netflix, it’s good.
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    • The Ransom of Red Chief IRL
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    • I mean I would probably just punt the little shit
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    • Well yeah, church songs are cult unison chants singing to something that isn’t there.
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    • Choke him with a sock, bam
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    • Bad children meet Tarrare
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    • Awe
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    • My family always said they wouldnt worry cause after 1min of being there they toss me back and give money to keep me away from them..
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    • FUCKING SAME
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    • Gospel songs? That would do the trick if I was the kidnapper, or baby sitting when I was younger, or in the same room with him. In any situation that kid has to leave.
      COGNAK 28 jun
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    • The lord can set you free people
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    • this little light of *inhales* MIIIIINE
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    • chloroform would work
      Durza 28 jun
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    • Imagine kidnapping another human being what the fuck.
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    • That's a shitty kidnapper then. If the kid starts getting annoying you just knock them out
      Dodger69 28 jun
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    • Omg i remember that
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    • I read about this story
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    • Now I wunna know what that song is
      MrNObody1 28 jun
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    • Yeah lol
      Aiimee 27 jun
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    • Yes
      YoungBean 27 jun
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    • My mom told me a lot of things about kidnappers but they were mostly about how to inflict pain on am adult and how to disable a car's brake lights from inside the trunk
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    • When he realized his son looked different
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    • Anti-kidnap method: sing gospel to the kidnappers till they crack
      Silzer 27 jun
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    • That’s what I call a miracle
      Andr3wG 27 jun
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    • Yes! Annoy them with the power of Jesus! Amen.
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    • Oof that was Jesus xD
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    • The ransom of red chief
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    • Several times... and not just them... and yes they were all correct xD my kidnapping would probably end in suicide...
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    • My dad told me a few times, "If you was to die, theyd have to find a club to beat your mouth to death."
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    • If it works it works
      Will38 27 jun
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    • Theres a story ab this called The Ransom of Red Chief
      Jaxxx_ 27 jun
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    • I'm picturing the Rick and Morty episode
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    • Huh
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    • He literally got saved by the voice bbn of God.
      tunt 27 jun
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    • My daughter would be brought back in 30 seconds 🤣🤣
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    • I bet that "well it worked for Paul and Silas" was what that kid was thinking
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    • My dad said the kidnapper would pay them to take me back, or i would eat all their food lol
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    • A real psycho should just fucking sh00t the kid.
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    • II DONT WANT TO SET THE WORLD OOONN FIIYAAAAAA
      Maeryda 26 jun
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    • Damn the Lord really do be setting mfs free.
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    • That’s why you sing “the song that never ends” as loud as possible when you get kidnapped
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    • Thats why u dont kidnap bous
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    • It’s called the ransom of red chief, great movie
      zodayoda 26 jun
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    • Abcd...
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    • I would too. Church music is annoying af
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    • Black kids are extra annoying
      SarriaFTW 26 jun
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    • My mom says it all the time 😂
      jamie 26 jun
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    • Real life ransom of the red chief
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    • Note to self: learn gospel
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    • Start singing gospel bullshit around me I’d get rid of him too
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    • I’d be murdered
      Redneck_7 26 jun
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    • The kidnapping of the Red Barron
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    • "What you mean you only eat KFC?"
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    • well he is black so he definitely wasn’t getting a ransom if that was the goal
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    • Best tactic to save yourself from being kidnapped is sing some classic Minecraft parodies so you & the kidnapper will become buds & he’ll let you go.
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    • I seem to remember someone telling me that not sure if it was my parents or siblings
      clakl21 26 jun
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    • Or he was kidnapped by demons
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