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    • My rules are usually 1.You both pay for yourself. Or 2. Who ever initiated the date could pay.
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    • Bitches WHO date SOLEY based off your income are essentially property. You lose your dignity as a woman when you place a price tag on the pussy, instead of allowing your heart to choose the right man for you.
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    • Call me old school but I always try to pay because I like making my girlfriend happy
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    • If he struggling I pay. If I’m struggling he pays. If we both struggling we split it. Not rocket science
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    • If you’re still paying for everything whether you’re a guy or girl, your partner ain’t shit and neither are you. Man up or woman up and learn to split and be a team. Stop being a right. You’re not special.
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    • If we both have less than $500 dollars to our name we eating spaghetti at the house. Sometimes you have to “we got food at the house” your own damn self
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    • If you asked them out, you pay. If they asked you out, they pay. If you both just decide to go out, you can cover yourselves. If you're feeling generous, offer to pay. But the easiest rule to follow, is to expect to pay for your food. Bring money just in case.
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    • In reality he had 250 and she took 200
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    • Women only want money from guys, love is fake, and women are literally property
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    • If I have 200 and my fiancé has $50 then we both have $250. Money is evil, don’t be a hoe ab it.
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    • I hate women like her, they don’t deserve a man with over 50 dollars
      iRaditz 10 may
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    • I would pay if that was my mans last $50 and he wasn’t getting paid for another couple days or so.
      _ellie_ 11 may
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    • If I see any women say “of course the man is paying” instead of splitting the bill, I’m starting the manism movement
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    • More evidence on why women are fucking trash
      kampney 10 may
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    • First date: both pay for yourself. If she dont like that, dodge that hoe
      Trauma 10 may
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    • I made more than my husband when we were dating (still do), so I usually paid, but he was (and still is) very eager to treat me to things when he could. He's a good man.
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    • in ever single relationship ive been in the girl always pays, it says a lot about our society to be honest. by the way im a lesbian
      eHoe312 10 may
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    • I got $3.50
      Imagine 10 may
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    • If you’re generous, you pay, if you’re fair you split it, if you wanna be really fair pay for whatever you ate/bought. If you wanna be a right make him pay
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    • My bf and I take turns, it evens out over time and it’s easier. In the beginning we would split the check tho
      piranha 10 may
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    • If you are in a real relationship you have 250 between both of you.
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    • It’s literally whoever wants to pay it.
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    • My bf and I split the bill. Or, depending on the current financial situation, one pays for the meal and the other gives a tip
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    • My boyfriend and I take turns paying each time
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    • Always black chicks Tweeting this shit
      FatMilk 11 may
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    • Men don’t have to pay for a girls dinner, it’s a kind gesture we often do men are not your source of everything
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    • neither me nor my boyfriend have much money, we don’t really care, we just do what we can for each other
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    • If I have $200 and the bill is almost $50 I will pay but the dude has to tip
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    • It’s 50/50. And if he can’t pay it, I will. Same for me. If neither of us can pay, we’ll just eat cereal lmao
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    • Bitch "WE" got 250 fuck u mean...
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    • If it's your boyfriend you probably already have an arrangement especially if you know he only has $50? Like my bf and I just keep our finances separate so if I dont have money to go out I say so and he either says he'll get me or we stay in. I dont know how much money he has at any given time.
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    • Or, you could amicably decide who pays what before heading out. If I want to pay for the whole date I will. But if she wants to pay for her half or the whole thing, I'm not stopping her. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is equality.
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    • In all honesty, I'd pay so he can save the 50$ in case of an emergency. Never know when he could need it and I have more money. Plus men deserve to be treated to a nice dinner date too
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    • Date rules: 1. Whoever asks to take someone on a date pays. 2. Ladies always bring $40 cash just in case. 3. No matter who pays/what is costs, you never have to kiss, fuck, etc. after unless you want to. 4. Do not order the most expensive thing be respectful
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    • Aight so hear me out lads. Im going on a 'date' with a girl I like this weekend and of course I want to pay since I invited her, but she's the type that will feel like she owes me afterwards. Should I just let her pay her own food?
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    • I don't mind paying for a date. I have a job for a reason, why am I going to make my boyfriend pay for everything?
      AJbunnie 10 may
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    • Me, bc he probably needs his 50 for something else more important and I don't mind buying him some food
      livvbeth 10 may
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    • I pay. And then ask my man if he needs help with anything of that sort. It's called supporting one another, y'all. Being there for each other. That's what a relationship is. 😊
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    • My mans spoils me so if hes short on his rent hell yes im helping. My money is his and i know his is mine. Lifes too short to be greedy with money
      ashley18 10 may
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    • Why does it matter how much money he has? He probably spent all of it paying for your dumbass stuff that you "need". I don't care if a guy is broke, as long as he isn't a douche we're good
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    • I usually pay for the whole thing, mostly just out of courtesy, but usually it's just for the leverage I can use on someone later to further manipulate them emotionally to do whatever I want. But mostly courtesy
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    • Who ever put the date in order pays. No matter the sex
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    • Me and girl just switch off. I pay one time she gives me her card so it appears I paid. But she actually paid. Lol.
      LordDND 10 may
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    • Focusing on money will destroy a relationship
      NodeTS 10 may
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    • I pay for my man if he needs a boost, we’re partners not a charity towards my food fund
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    • Pay for your own fuckin’ meal with that attitude.
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    • The man should pay because it’s considerate, but if he’s broke, it’s not bad to care for him. Being supportive is what a relationship is all about.
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    • My girl and I just switch off and if one of us is short on cash we’ll cover each other
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    • Shout out to all the real Queens that don't let the money a man makes affect their love for him.
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    • Easy. I pay 12$ because that was how much all of my food and drink costed. She can pay the remaining 30ish bucks her food costed
      TramTrane 13 may
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    • F that I’m not leaving my man broke. This legit happened the other day and he didn’t wanna tell me until after the date he had no money left. After I found out I sent him the money for the date and extra for food when he was at work
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    • They’re both broke... and eating meals that are WAY too expensive.
      Xiao1437 12 may
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    • If you’ve been dating for a while, it really shouldn’t matter. You’re both guna be broke after you go home and pay the bills lol
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    • If my bf only had 50 bucks I'd feel bad making him pay and I'd pay for it tbh
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    • Femanist would say the man and start the bs about its "sexist" to make the woman pay
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    • Ok. But why are y’all eating such damn expensive food when you are broke?
      BuddyBot 11 may
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    • i’d pay but the dude has to tip
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    • Split the bill. Simple as that, end of story
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    • Just don’t get a girlfriend :)
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    • Paying for yourself is a neutral but not rude decision. Paying for someone is a nice thing to do, but you aren’t bad if you don’t. People who expect you to are pieces of shit
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    • It depends on the date. If it's it's just a friendship thing you pay your own bill. If you've been in a relationship for a long time you decide before the date. If it's a first date man pays for it. If you're just an adult boy make her pay for it.
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    • I actually enjoy paying for my dates bc for a long time I was broke af and everyone felt bad and paid for me and now I'm finally capable of paying for myself and extra people
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    • Women: "men only want us for our bodies!" Also Women: *has a guy in her phone named "free food*
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    • If you think it’s okay to chose a guy based off of how much money he makes, it’s okay for a man to think your place is in the kitchen
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    • It takes two to make a relationship work. If my boyfriend pays the bill, I leave the tip and vise versa
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    • She pays. I'm a fulltime stay at home dad and thats a job you don't clock out from.
      spreadass 10 may
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    • It depends on the relationship you have. Applying one standard to all couples weakens their will to choose decisions to make them happy.
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    • Depends on the situation. If he spent all his money on stupid shit, he can buy his own damn meal. If that's what he has left after Bills and food, I'll pay. My current fiance buys the meal every once in a while because she doesnt drive, so it's her way of paying me back for driving
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    • I would pay then. That’s shouldn’t even be a hard question
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    • Can’t you just... split the bill?
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    • Imagine only having 200 and calling a man broke for only having 50
      Gelre 10 may
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    • No the REAL question is why are you out to eat in the first place. Make a god damn meal at home either way you only have 250 all together y’all broke af lol
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    • First date- man pays, other dates- whoever doesn’t drive pays.
      Assheart 10 may
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    • If chicks only want rich guys then why did they get rid of the wage gap between men and women
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    • Lynori is a real piece of shit .. If WE go out to eat and we're together, keep your 50 I'll pay and fill the tank for ya. We ain't all like this chick.
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    • I would pay for it without hesitation. I want to make sure my man has money in case he needs to buy a snack or a drink while he’s working during the week. I don’t mind treating. There’s nothing wrong with a woman taking her man out on a date.
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    • The restaurant pays because we left like an hour ago
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    • A shame that people’s ‘love’ is based on how much money they got
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    • I pay for 90% of things and my fiancé gets annoyed I won’t let her pay😂
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    • I like spoiling my man, so I'd pay.
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    • Wtf kinda ghetto, black ass, salt and viNigga name is lynori you some kinda Pokémon?!
      BeefStew 10 may
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    • I have a little more money than bf cause he has to pay off hospital bills so I mostly pay for stuff. It shouldn’t be about gender it should be about who can afford it rn
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    • My bf and I take turns. It's my turn this week
      Kbiz3184 10 may
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    • Split the bill. It’s not about money but the person you’re with
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    • The question is why is anyone dating you, you arrogant bitch
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    • in my personal relationship the girls ALWAYS pay, its so sad and sexist, oh by the way im a lesbian
      eHoe312 10 may
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    • If y’all base who you date off financial stance you don’t deserve love nor understand it can’t change my mind
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    • imagine dating someone based on their money and not their personality
      MLGCorgo 10 may
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    • Correct answer: if you're together then you have $250 to share
      venom161 10 may
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    • The girl pays the bill and the guy leaves the tip. I feel that is fair.
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    • Why do women ask these unnecessary questions... if you got more money than him, you've already succeeded in your bullshit feminist ways
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    • My fiancé and I just talk about who’s paying before we go in. It’s usually not a hard decision.
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    • Or just pay for your own damn food
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    • Pay what you ordered, duh
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    • The real question is, why are you a fucking bitch?
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    • Why people so petty?? If ya man is struggling, pay for his dinner. Your man shouldn't have to cover every cost just cause he's a man like what the fuck is that?? I thought we were striving for equality, ladies.
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