• your man doesn't have the mental strength to
caramelize onions
e maplebungus
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize
onions
Who's fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel
on onions
your man doesn't even know what it means to
carmelize onions
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    • I mean it takes like 15-20 minutes to caramelized onions depending on the onions
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    • You don't know the willpower it takes to spend 45 minutes caramelizing onions for your burger.
      Gimble 6 jul
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    • You man is actually a woman with a fansonly account
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    • I hate the fact that all of the media and society and movies depict men/fathers as completely inept creatures that are incapable of doing anything. I can cook. I know how to caramelize onions. I can make you the best goddamn steak with a red wine pan sauce you’ve ever had. Men know how to do shit
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    • Dice 1 medium onion place in pan with 1 tbsp of butter (not margarine) and 3 tbsp of Coca-Cola and cook on medium heat until soft and cooked through... quick and easy caramelized onions
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    • Hey can anyone tell me how stupid I am for not knowing this? Thanks
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    • The flavor of using onions > onions physically.
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    • Whole onion, chopped roughly, three tablespoons butter, three tablespoons maple syrup, or brown sugar, cook in a frypan on low on stove top, five minutes uncovered, five minutes covered, stirring occasionally, test for doneness: when fork goes through onion with no resistance, you’ll thank me later.
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    • i thought it was funny
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    • Gonna cry?
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    • You’re a pussy if you don’t just eat them raw
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    • I'm gonna Caramelize some yellow, orange, and red bell peppers with some olive oil, and make some chicken and pepper tacos tonight. That being said, carmelization can take longer than 6-10 minutes and if it looks burnt don't worry, it isn't. It just means the sugar of the vegetable came out.
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    • Oil, onions, heat on medium takes like 5 minutes
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    • Honestly prefer raw onions on a burger imo
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    • doesn’t matter onions are disgusting either way
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    • fuck onions
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    • Ima need to know what this is and why im pathetic
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      Krystal 6 jul
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    • It takes like 5 minutes
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    • If you want some really good caramelized onions with a consistency like jam, throw 8-14 (depending on size) minced onions in a crock pot on low with a stick of salted butter for 12 hours and reap a bowl of one of the best toppings imaginable
      CRDRC 7 jul
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    • I'm thinking of those apples with a molten sugar layer, you buy on carnivals & such, but with onions instead of apples. :D (Yes, I know that's not what they meant in the post)
      Sensino 7 jul
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    • Okay good onion recipe for burgers trust me. One nice sized onion is enough for 2-3 people. Lightly Brown your onion, until it’s about half cooked it so but kinda brown still, add one teaspoon of sugar, and two tablespoons of balsamic vinegar, let it cook off and let them get a bit darker,
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    • That's because sauteed onions are inarguably better in every way.
      Szasz 6 jul
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    • Pathetic
      Weird 6 jul
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    • Maybe I just don’t like onions
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    • What the fuck are you guys talking about, it takes me like 3 minutes to make caramelized onions
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    • Don’t have to waste the time when you know onions are dog shit.
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    • ok
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    • Me when thinking about caramelizing onions, “I know what I have to do. But I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.”
      Davro 7 jul
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    • Who the fuck eats onions to begin with
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    • Haha funny sexist joke hehe good one. Now if I said women expect to be treated like queens without deserving it they'll get mad lol. Even funnier if I said women aren't better than anyone and then flaunting their body around like it makes them a better person is dumb I'd be ridiculed...
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    • ... I hate to admit it, but I now want a caramel onion
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    • I fucking love them onions
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    • Men cook better anyway I think
      blackone 9 jul
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    • Not to get racist or anything but what the fuck are onions?
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    • I'm the only guy at my work and those girls can't cook shit compared to me
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    • Bite onion like apple. Poor butter in mouth. Burn your face
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    • Yeah I'm a shit head who can only cook meals for myself.
      Benadryl 9 jul
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    • take 1 onion, salt/pepper, sugar, oil, and a boston lager. Mix all the ingredients and bake covered for about 30 mins
      smeat 9 jul
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    • Brought to you by the generation of hot cheeto thots
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    • People put this and forget men and the best in almost every field in the world
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    • Ohh. Now brown butter rice crispys sounds REALLY gooood.
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    • All I thought of was Unus Annus
      Puff5000 8 jul
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    • If I have the time I would absolutely make carmalized onions like if I'm making more than 20 burgers
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    • Raw onions >>> caramelized onions for burgers
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    • I'll eat the onion whole, don't test me
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    • It takes like 5 mins if you know how to use high heat
      Sysus123 8 jul
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    • Everyone thinks it takes a short time, but it actually takes about 2 hours. Everyone else is just lightly glazing their onions, and not caramelizing them.
      Radjeck 8 jul
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    • I spent 4 years in high school for culinary, try me bitch I'll cook so fucking good your bitch will be on my lap
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    • It’s cara-mell not carmel
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    • Babish wrote this
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    • It’s prettty good tho I make some when I make a good ass burger or sandwiches if I fry the meat and make the bread into Texas toast
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    • I hate caramelizing onions
      AIDSpool 8 jul
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    • 1.5 hours for the best caramelized onions
      wryilla 8 jul
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    • Damn I worked in a restaurant a few years back and I’d chop 50 pounds of onions at a time and caramelize them. Took a solid 4 hours to get good color and consistency without burning them at all
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    • I have caramelized onions. Fuck you and fuck your sexism.
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    • I just fry onions. It's not as good as carmelized but they are still delicious that way and it's a lot less fucking around. Do you really think anyone cares if you put caramelized onions or fried onions on their steak? No. They got onions they are happy.
      KalePyro 8 jul
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    • I love a good swiss melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms caramelized onions on a burger uh, that is hot stuff you can get that at a number of different places
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    • It was a good guess
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    • Doesn't it take like an hour to truly caramalize onions?
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    • i once spent an hour caramelizing some onions,, shit was divine
      0teddi0 8 jul
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    • Didn't know caramelized onions were so controversial.
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    • I fucking love raw onions
      Redmin 8 jul
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    • Shit i just take some butter and caramelize that and drop in a purple onion and fry it up for a few mins and put it on my burger seems good to me
      Waya1701 8 jul
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    • Raw onions > any other form of onions
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    • I could eat straight caramelized onions
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    • Tht shit took me 45 min
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    • So nobody’s gonna address the fact that each of them spell caramel differently?
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    • Why would ypu want to put caramel on onions thats just plain psychotic
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    • Raw onions are far superior than any form of cooked onions
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    • I let them turn into a black mass of what looks like garbage, that's when they're ready.
      SauI 7 jul
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    • Honestly didn’t even know this myself. Cool
      Siereyz 7 jul
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    • Masterchef ftw
      Carshton 7 jul
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    • well how fucking long does it take then?
      Giannis 7 jul
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    • What the fuck is an onion?
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    • What the fuck is caramelizing tho. I honestly don't know and while I could look it up I want to know if anybody else here knows.
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    • If it’s on a burger, then I prefer my onions CWISPY
      BrowBird 7 jul
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    • Yeah getting true caramelized onions takes a while.
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    • I know how to caramelize a fucking onion and most women I’ve met my age don’t know how to light the fucking stove.
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    • My man used to work at a French restaurant and then a bakery and God DAMN am I spoiled because of it 🤤
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    • Oh hell yeah I live to caramelize onions. No white left in that bitch. I get em nice n brown
      hythre 7 jul
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    • Why are people still eating onions?
      esco67la 7 jul
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    • Girls talk like that and then put burnt ass onion bits on my fucking burger
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    • I do this wit my bacon and put it on my omelette every morning honey is the way to go brown sugar for my pork chops and maple syrup for my sausage
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    • I'ma go caramelize onions
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    • Have y'all ever tried apples on burgers? Shits fucking amazing
      Poker454 7 jul
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    • Well I prefer onions raw on my burger,
      SrVortex 7 jul
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    • Carmelizing onions is a zen ritual to me. I nurture and cook them to perfection then devour them.
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    • This isn’t funny at all
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    • I work at a restaurant that makes authentic French onion soup and we have to caramelize onions for like 5 hours before we can use them
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    • Takes me almost 30 minutes to do one large onion on my stupid un-level, unevenly heating electric coil range and it's so horrible, I miss my gas stove
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    • Ah yes, putting fucking onions in a pan. Very difficult
      Kribble 7 jul
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    • Why is this featured?
      whobob 7 jul
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    • Yeah but have you ever caramelized apples and roasted them with ham
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    • That's why you mama dead
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