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plead oopsie daisies
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    • Looks like i picked a whole bouquet of... oopsie daisys
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      Visit my profile for sexy pictures 😉
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    • Bruh... yesterday I backed into someone. At first I just thought it was my shitty van making the noises because I barely moved back. Turns out I grazed my boss's car and technically fled from the accident. I only found out because he called me and told me. Now I gotta pay this man whatever to stfu
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