• your girlfriend pissing you off? text
her "he’s busy gig" and turn ur
phone off
be prepared to be busy planning
your own funeral while you’re at it
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    • How about like having a genuine healthy relationship with communication
      kaylois 14 jun
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    • More like how to lose a girlfriend.
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    • Then she sends you back a picture with someone else’s dick in her, a little too quickly...
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    • You wanna be single? Cuz that’s how you get single.
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    • If you do this then you’re of the problem
      DealWidIt 18 jun
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    • Instead of talking to your girlfriend about it, let’s just build up some insecurities and trust issues.
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    • Good way to lose a girlfriend
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    • Because emotionally abusing your partner instead of communicating solves all the problems. Just dump them and be single if you’re gonna be a piece of shit anyway.
      SirShibe 14 jun
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    • No, don’t. This is the same shit that guys hate about girls. We’re no better than them if we do this.
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    • Hahaha yeah lets cause irreversible damage to our relationships and create massive trust issues because were arguing that will solve it.
      Pirahna 14 jun
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    • That is probably the worst thing you can possibly do..... ever.... like ever ever
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    • I tried it while we were both sitting the living room watching a movie and she threw the remote at me. Good advice guys. Thanks
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    • Dont like hanging out with your girlfriend? Then breakup instead of doing something worse
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    • That’s insanely fucked up
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    • Y'all see the video of the guy doing that to his girl and she showed up at his house a couple minutes later....I'm pretty sure he's dead now
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    • Just fucking break up with her instead of making her feel like she’s trash if you don’t like her. Anyone who thinks this is rational is fucked
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    • When my parents were in college my dad called my mom’s dorm and some dude answered and said my mom cheated on my dad. Turns out her roommate was having a small party and some jack ass answered while my mom was on a fried trip. My dad drove 8 hours to beat that guys ass for trying to mess with him
      NotSoFun 15 jun
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    • There is a video of a guy who did that and 10 minutes later he filmed her flying up the street and purposely crashing into his car. I don't remember the name.
      BD101 14 jun
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    • One like is all i need to make me feel like i made someone laugh
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    • PorkSword 14 jun
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    • That would make her more mad. That’s literally the opposite
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    • Yeah... If my guy did that, we done. Because either a) he's actually cheating... Or b) he actually thinks causing emotional distrust and harm is funny.. It's very much not.
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    • “How to lose a girlfriend in less than 10 seconds”
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    • Or just tell them you need a little alone time and of they love and respect you they'll understand and leave you tf alone for awhile? Y'all are in some fucked up relationships.
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    • Idk man sounds like emotional abuse to me.
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    • Enjoy the last moments with your penis while it's still attached
      CDawg 14 jun
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    • Damn that's some toxic, small dick, manipulative, shit there.
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    • That’s pretty emotionally manipulative, not gonna lie
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    • Jokes on you. I don’t have a girlfriend 😎
      MomSaidNo 14 jun
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    • More like be prepared to come home to all your shit broken
      MR_2 17 jun
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    • Then she send you back a pic of her getting fucked 😂😂 haha
      Adj97 16 jun
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    • Holy shite, this is a joke. Calm your virgin asses down.
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    • Guys I can never stress this enough, if you’re in a relationship with someone who brings you dread every time you talk to them, who you constantly find annoying, someone who you wish disappeared, with someone who you don’t wanna spnd the rest of your life with, get out of it.
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    • I real talk, wouldn't get that mad. Like yeah, I'd be pissed but I'd block him, and remove any form of communication after that text. Joke or not, that's childish and fucked up
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    • If you're gonna do that just fucking break up with her. Don't be a little bitch
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    • I had that shit happen to me and it was just some chick who got ahold of his phone while he was in the bathroom and he was just hangin with her as friends and she wanted to get dicked so bad.
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    • if this was the other way around you’d all be crying how she’s an abusive bitch and how all women are garbage
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    • “Your relationship going south? How about introducing even MORE distrust!
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    • She would come to my house and slap the fuck out of me if I did that
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    • How to forever alone 101
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    • Or if that one weird clingy girl who you hung out with once in middle school some how got your phone number and has been texting you for the last 15 years even after you changed your phone number 4 times
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    • It's not good to mess around like that. Unless it's some hoe your fucking around with then it's funny 😂
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    • Sounds like something Life Advice Lamp would say
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    • She pissing you off? Punch her in the vagina
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    • Girlfriend pissing you off? Confront her. Communication is key.
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    • Then she’ll go off and actually cheat on you when you were only pretending and then your feelings are hurt and she left you for another person and you’re left there alone
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    • Lol I don't get why people think it's okay to get so violently jealous in a relationship. That's not healthy and a lack of trust. Also, get yourself a partner where the only thing you restrict is each other's diet for medical reasons. And make it a game.
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    • Dumb Ways to Die - #666: Summoning Death Herself
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    • I will never understand people like this. If you really have to be a lying asshat towards your partner, then why not just break up if they “annoy” you so much?
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    • Yes, because escalating the issue is the key to a healthy relationship.
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    • Real shit about 3 weeks into my current relationship we had an argument. Something about tattoos? Petty shit, anyway, she said “I’m very upset and I don’t want to say anything I’ll regret or hurt your feelings. I’m going to take half an hour to calm down and regain composure. That doesn’t mean I-
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    • Good luck being single as well as having a few broken bones buddy
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    • Thats just mean and emotionally abusive
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    • So your solution to your gf being pissed at you is to make her more pissed at you
      Cayde___6 14 jun
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    • I mean yeah if you wanna be single
      ak852 14 jun
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    • if you do that you dont deserve her
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    • Fuck you if you do this.
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    • This some ghetto shit that I never related to. If I texted that to my girl she wouldn’t even believe it
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    • Try that to a Latina girl.
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    • I need to try this out, but first i need to get a girlfriend
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    • Mad lad
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    • I'd leave someone for that shit
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    • You must not like your car or any of your stuff
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    • That’s retarded
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    • How bout you know... Actually communicating that with her instead of being a jackass
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    • Or you could be a proper boyfriend
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    • Pissed off gf goes from 0 to Satan
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    • Thats just cruel...and the end of your relationship
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    • She just looked at me weird... We're in the car. Did i do something wrong?
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    • Instead you should just talk to her about what’s frustrating you because she can’t help you feel better if you don’t tell her what’s wrong and discuss what you can do about it
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    • "well officer, what had happened was my girlfriend was really pissing me of so..."
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    • This is the smoothest way to never hear from me again I would just not respond, and block the number. Guess we both single now fuck it 🤷🏼‍♀️
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    • People who take advice like this don’t get married
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    • TF is a girlfriend
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    • This shit right here is a great way to become single again. I’d rather just sit down and talk with her about whatever issue we just ran into.
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    • Nah just do the I’m driving It’s a harmless lie unless she shows up at your house and you have a over obsessive girlfriend
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    • That’s very counterproductive. That would only make her more mad. Quick way to get dumped right there.
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    • Yeah if you like being a petty piece of shit.
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    • Ben later changed his status to single, followed by fucking deceased
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    • How to lose your girlfriend 101
      Verve 14 jun
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    • Yeah that's how you lose her
      LeJuicy 14 jun
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    • Thats one of the dumbest things you can do
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    • Not going to do that but I want someone to do it and tell me what happens
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    • That’s how you fucking lose one!
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    • That could end your relationship lol
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    • Thicc thighs gang where you at
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    • How to die
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    • It works if they know you have multiple personalitys.
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    • “I’m sitting right next to you dumbass”
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    • That’s toxic and shitty. Don’t do that
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