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    • The one about anger is insanely true. In every single argument/confrontation, the real winner is always the one who stays calm
      MrClonk 11 aug
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    • My dad always taught us "Shake a man's hand like you could crush it, but choose not to"
      hman2525 11 aug
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    • “Mr. Einstein you’re in the wrong room again”
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    • im a girl and grew up without a father, but even then these words are still important. i had to learn a lot on my own, which was great for life, but damn do i wish someone told me this sooner. i hope yall are safe and loved out there 💕
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    • Thanks Mr. Confidence for all you do
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    • Another 45 for ya :D
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    • Not everyone deserves respect but everyone deserves the chance to be respected ✊🏼
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    • I was always taught that respect was earned, not given
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    • Why don’t I ever see these life lessons for women? Anyone got any life lessons to share?
      cats305 11 aug
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    • I feel like if every man lived by these rules, the world would be a much more harmonious place
      Focus_RSS 11 aug
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    • Make sure you can find your clothes and your weapons in the dark
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    • Number 27 is incorrect, you buy lower quality tools the first time around, then when some of them break, you replace the broken ones with the higher quality tools, that way the ones that end up working just fine for forever don’t cost a fortune.
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    • 34 is shit. Perhaps for 1st impressions, but if someone demands respect while not demonstrating why, they can go fuck themselves
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    • Bruh ok everyone keeps saying girls love confidence, literally discussed this with my a bunch of my friends, while my crush was in the car, still haven’t asked her out at all, but if I’m confident, maybe she’ll say yes... should I ask her out? I fear rejection yes, but I really like her
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    • Only one I don’t like is 34, respect is earned not given
      GuaNigPen 11 aug
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    • Some things my dad tells me: “Closed mouths never get fed” and “It’s better to be with murderers than liars and thieves.”
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    • Does anyone have any “fatherly” advice for me, I’m a girl and I pretty much had to raise myself I haven’t had a father since I was 3 and my mom was bedridden since I was about 7ish so any advice would be nice
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    • I like 40.
      not_funny 11 aug
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    • Thanks. Only “advice” my dad gave me was if I cry I’m a pussy
      Caligoo 11 aug
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    • I hate the “respect is earned” crap from all these tough guys. A decent person gives blanket respect to any stranger bc they don’t know what this persons been thru. They don’t know their struggles, their successes, their capabilities, etc. Nobody should have to live up to your standard
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    • Remember to wipe front to back. Oh wait, this is for the boys.
      mybesteez 11 aug
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    • Thanks man, I really needed this. My dad passed away in the service when I was really little, and I’ve been going though a tough time. Thanks for posting this :)
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    • Welp, just like my dad I’m prob gonna kms
      masturb8 11 aug
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    • #33 boys
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    • 29 is great
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    • 34 is not true, people have to EARN respect.
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    • Actually during these times, try a drive in movie for a first date. It's a lot more engaging when it's just you and your date in the car
      dudeno4 11 aug
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    • No Dad gang, where you at?
      AlexNinja 11 aug
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    • #19 is so true. I have always had super low self-esteem and always felt inadequate. One day I was like, “well what if I just pretend to be someone who is really confident and whom people admire?” All of a sudden, girls started taking an interest in me, I started standing up for myself more, (1/2)
      Mc_Doinks 13 aug
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    • 40 directly contradicts half of the others. Be yourself and don't change unless it is for you, oh but change all these things too so people like you as a provider.
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    • Guys I’m going on a first date with a girl in a few days. She’s super adventurous where should I take her
      YeeHaww 11 aug
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    • This is nothing a real dad would say, it's more like "don't piss in the wind" or, "shine the light more over this way dumbass"
      doop21 13 aug
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    • Let me tell you the best advice my dad has given me. money can't buy happiness but It can sure as hell make it easier to come by.
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    • My father never told me any of this
      AquasATop 11 aug
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    • Yea I'm gonna be completely honest, I'm probably not gonna be remember any of these but thx dad
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    • "If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room" God I feel this way every day living with my family.
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    • The suit is a good suggestion. A man in a good suit is gonna catch some glances and stares
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    • like 5 of these were about complimenting women and none about men. just telling them how to act so they can get a girl. movies are a great place for a first date because then after the movie you can go to a restaurant and BAM! you have a talking point and then you can get into a deep conversation.
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    • These are all metaphorical but these kids here are trying to take everything literally.
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    • The size of the man by the size of the things that bother him. That’s a good one. Always pick your battles.
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    • This is excellent advice, I wish my dad was alive to give it
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    • The only one I disagree with is the one about respect. If you're disrespectful to me and treat me like I'm completely replaceable, nah, buddy. Fuck you.
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    • Why not bring to movie on first date
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    • Tread on those who tread on you.
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    • I hate wearing suits tho, shits uncomfortable, hot and one small stain and its over
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    • Anyone who watched John wick, knows damn well #7 is true.
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    • Hey uhhh, I need this, but I'm female-
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    • Another one especially if you are still in school: never start a fight but never back down from one even if it means getting your ass kicked. They may make fun of you for getting beat up but they will make fun of you more for not standing up for yourself at all.
      Boom5768 11 aug
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    • Rule 5 is false. My dad took my mom to see the 1st star wars movie in theaters, and they've been together for over 40 years.
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    • Swordsman007 my pops has only ever told me 1 of these things and it's to get paid for what I love.
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    • I didn’t read the whole list but #1 is wrong, you don’t have to go for a girl that’s out of your league, just go for someone you actually like
      Jtek3000 11 aug
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    • The tailored suit one is for yuppies i guess my dad never wore a suit in his life neither did my Pap he always said "If you cant do a hard day of work in the clothes you got on you shouldnt have them on"
      stuny 11 aug
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    • Can I just say I didn’t have a father growing up. By the time my mom remarried he was an asshole who was still trying to live in his golden age. I was just starting my teenage years so I didn’t want anything to do with either of them. It took me a lot of LSD and trying to find myself to learn these
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    • I don’t have “confidence” because I don’t trust anyone enough to put that much effort into anything, just been knocked down too many times while putting everything I had into it. Any advice?
      urgudboi 11 aug
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    • I felt stupid not paying more attention to these life lessons in life all I did was stay inside now I fucked myself
      ed_boi11 10 aug
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    • I don’t think going to a movie is bad as a first date as long as you do some other stuff. Like go out to eat afterwards or something. Just don’t fill up on popcorn. You can discuss the movie as something that might help get a conversation going.
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    • 46. Bet Everything on 14 Red.
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    • The way I see 34 is like this. There's the general respect, as in treat others as how you want to be treated, and that's as a human. No one is better than each other, we all bleed red and we are all mortal. Then there's personal respect, the respect you have or don't for a particular individual.
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    • Money buys happiness... at least that’s what mine told me
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    • For movies, it's not that it's bad. Two things: 1. Make sure that she isn't having to strain her time commitments with this first date. Movies and dinner take a while, so her time needs respect. 2. Never do dinner then a movie. Change the order! This works especially well if conversationalism (1/2)
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    • I did some of these too much and it backfired.
      bruhsagna 11 aug
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    • I dont quite understand what a wet shave is? Does that just mean with water only? Because I do that all the time.
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    • I like number 33
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    • im livibg the fuckin dream on welfare smowking meth all day wile all u bich niggas werkin lmao swag
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    • I really like this girl and when I spend time with her, I’m the happiest person in the world. But i really don’t know how she feels about me and it seems like I have no shot because when I try to open up to her it’s like she ignores me. She means the world to me and I don’t want to give up on her
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    • 20$ away from getting heelys bois
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    • ??????????may the best person win!? He who laugh last laugh last? Run while you still can. My mother quote"" wait till your father gets home... run. Your ass is mine!!???
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    • Why should I not take a lady out to the movies as a first date ?! Anyone got an explanation?
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    • So common sense
      casualfan 11 aug
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    • For number 1, someone once said: "if she checks all the boxes, she can do much better"
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    • Never lend what you can't afford to lose is incredible advice
      RosalinaL 11 aug
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    • My dad never told me any of this
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    • Not everyone deserves your respect. Respect is earned
      JorgeX13 11 aug
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    • I haven't talk to my mom in like 5 years
      azizi 11 aug
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    • yes sir 🤠
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    • Never let the little head think for the big head. Made that mistake way too many times
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    • Anything you do, anything and everything, is how you do everything, if that makes sense. Pour out your passion. Into everything. You do.
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    • For later
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    • Nice guys don't finish last, boring guys do. Wtf does that mean? Never let your girl cum, fellas.
      JonBach 11 aug
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    • A good majority of this is great advice for everyone. Dad knowledge is great!
      TomedCeht 11 aug
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    • Didn’t really have a dad, so thanks.
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    • What the fuck does the hat thing mean
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    • This is nice, I like this
      Boxhead98 12 aug
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    • 36 doesn’t apply to me. I never get angry, because I never stopped in the first place
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    • Never have sex with someone who doesnt want it as much as you? Why?? If they want to your good to go
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    • Women also find maturity and responsibility outrageously sexy. My coworkers and I have literally gone on entire rants about how hot it is when a guy drives the speed limit, carefully, without revving their engine, etc. Do with that what you will
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    • Never rollerskate in a Buffalo heard, if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
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    • What’s wrong with goin to the movies
      pito_chu 11 aug
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    • My father never told me much knew him for a brief time. My mom was in jail, my grandpa was too drunk and my grandma too sick, I didn't get to know my dad's side of the family,
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    • Hey ConfidenceMan what would you say is appropriate clothing for a interview (Chick-fil-A)
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    • Bro. My dad was never around. I never herd most of those things
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    • The "Smartest person in the room" thing never makes sense. Every room would be empty, or everyone would be have to be perfectly equal. Otherwise, someone will always be the smartest.
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    • Also become an orange so you become colorful and can fly
      OlafHug 11 aug
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    • what about dad advice to girls. all i got was "stay away from them boys"
      jord 11 aug
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    • I’m sorry but number 5 is just wrong
      jcast80 11 aug
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    • I cannot believe they said 31. Some guys are gonna be mad....
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    • Only stupid one is the “pint”. I will drink as much or as little as I damn well please
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    • These are great. Wish more guys understood 31
      DCummi 11 aug
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