Your crush
says "AWW
you are so cute"
Not to you
She said it to your dog
Alexander_SlyfeeR Alexander_SlyfeeR
22 sep 2020
Your crush says "AWW you are so cute" Not to you She said it to your dog
Me: Please be careful on that
My toddler:
JACK ASS
i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: Please be careful on that My toddler: JACK ASS i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
A cat succumbs to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos.
A cat succumbs to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos.
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
I proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
GET THIS DOG A TREAT
_Bug_ _Bug_
23 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself I proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat GET THIS DOG A TREAT
"Y'all broke up?"
Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
TimmyTheStreamer TimmyTheStreamer
16 oct 2020
"Y'all broke up?" Nah, she broke. I'm Up.
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
jdub1559
25 may
Googled 'pussy fisting' and was not disappointed
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as
Their friend:
kofiifuk kofiifuk
17 dec 2020
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as Their friend:
LikeZoinkers LikeZoinkers
23 sep 2020
TikTok weetinnegan Idk what the sound made at the end was
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER
Lazer
TastyAbe TastyAbe
26 jan
Kona fans GODZILLA SUPPORTER g SUPPORTER Lazer
Frogs: exist
Biology teachers:
i have no problem murdering several of you
CommanderThorn_ CommanderThorn_
19 nov 2020
Frogs: exist Biology teachers: i have no problem murdering several of you
Every Woman Is A Doll
Now Whether It Is
Barbie, Annabelle or
Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice
candycane15 candycane15
8 oct 2020
Every Woman Is A Doll Now Whether It Is Barbie, Annabelle or Voodoo Is A Roll Of The Dice
Everybody asks who's the impostor
but nobody asks how's the impostor
dreadigon dreadigon
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor but nobody asks how's the impostor
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
Me trying to see your point
@sluttypuffin -
valeriavrromex valeriavrromex
23 oct 2020
Me trying to see your point @sluttypuffin -
I can find 4 of her just scrolling through TikTok
New York Post @nypost:
This 19-year-old is 2020's 'Most Beautiful' woman in the world
kcidymccus kcidymccus
8 jan 2021
I can find 4 of her just scrolling through TikTok New York Post @nypost: This 19-year-old is 2020's 'Most Beautiful' woman in the world
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...