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killed by sheep is low
but never zero
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    • How this mf got a whole sheep in the lecture hall
      Askah 27 jul
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    • Remember circa 2009 when 4chan was flooded with pics and vids of Arabs with their sheep gf's? Good times
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    • Gurp
      __Bert__ 27 jul
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    • tpee13 27 jul
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    • Mf thats Mary's little lamb
      TimRyanjr 27 jul
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    • The chances of me giving a fuck are low, but more often zero
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    • Jerry had a little lamb
      mcghee_34 28 jul
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    • God I’ve always hated these memes
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    • Actually it’s fifty percent because it either happens or it doesn’t
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    • When the meal delivers itself:
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    • Damnit Mary I thought we went over this back in preschool
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    • If you get kiIIed by a sheep it's just natural selection at that point
      Cumpoop 27 jul
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    • Are*
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    • *Irishman heavy breathing*
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    • Yes thats how probability theory works
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    • Don’t be shy, do it ;)
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    • Nice "original" joke
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    • The cousin of the serial kiIIer llama Carl. (Mandatory fuck you IFunny what’s the point of the censorshit?)
      YourGuyCy 27 jul
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    • Thanks for circling it man, I was totally oblivious to the sheep in the bottom right corner.
      Geico 27 jul
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    • I'm here for murder
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    • cena 27 jul
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    • I’ve always known that if I die it was going to be because of a sheep.
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    • That is a goat
      Emrakul 27 jul
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    • ....
      MrSheep20 27 jul
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    • Thats a sacrificial lamb someone in that class is practicing satanic worship to get an A 🤣
      John247 27 jul
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    • Chill out, my mans just wants to have a good career.
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    • *are
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    • Not if something else ki11s you
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    • Baaa
      iamtim250 30 jul
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    • I don't like these memes, they seem funny, but just aren't accurate. I've studied in the field of sheep statistics for years. If you review my observations and calculations....
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    • Please tell me the owner's name was Mary
      madmak 30 jul
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    • Can someone hook me up with a picture of the almighty Santiago
      Dancc 30 jul
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    • 2 sheep memes in a row? Sheeple the time is now to rise
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    • So is that a service sheet or something? Lol
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    • I’m a dumbass but that kinda looks like a lamb though.
      BrevonNe 29 jul
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    • The one time the circle actually helped the comment section still goes ape shit
      bradlb03 29 jul
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    • But thats only one sheep
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    • Lamb!
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    • I love sheep
      adopoyee 29 jul
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    • The chances of being gay are low but never 0
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    • Never bitch about the red circle. Youll cry when you need it and its not there
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    • Little bo peep is not so little
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    • OH FUCK YEAH THIS IS THE SHIT
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    • The chances of getting a lower grade than the sheep is low but never 0..
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    • Wheres the bunny one?
      Gab31 28 jul
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    • Lil cutie can do what he wants
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    • Imagine stretching your legs and you hear BAAAAAA
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    • mary and her lamb bout to jump someone
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    • So since sheep have front facing eyes, are they former predators?
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    • Bet her name is mary
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    • Unsmile 28 jul
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    • KILR0Y 28 jul
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    • We use to shave sheep in my high school's welding shop
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    • Micalobia 28 jul
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    • Your chances of dying from dirt is low, but never zero..... Unless your from Colorado..... Uhmmm..... sorry.
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    • Funny!!!
      Nyyoom 28 jul
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    • Pardon, but I've been reliably informed that bringing lambs to school is against the rules.
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    • Damn it Mary, I told you to stop bring that thing to school.
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    • Ever bored? Go to the wiki page for unusual deaths.... it's wild and aways updating 💀
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    • Hes muslim so hes gonna fuck it
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    • Your chances is low...
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    • I don’t like this meme. But then again anything done at least once is undesirable
      mrkriby47 27 jul
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    • How freaking adorable 😳💕
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    • It’s my mental support sheep
      katieeee 27 jul
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    • found Mary's lamb
      F_U_N 27 jul
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    • Good thing that’s a lamb and not a sheep.
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    • Found Mary
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    • Bah bah mother fucker
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    • If that girl's name is Mary the prof would probably let it slide
      YONAOSO 27 jul
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    • Definitely UC Davis
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    • Man, remember the music they used to play with this meme
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    • Even lambs have teeth
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    • Are
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    • Looks like Mary brought her lamb to school again
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    • These are honestly my favorite
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    • Am I the only one that absolutely fucking hates these
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    • What did Mary have for dinner? A little lamb
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    • Is that Mary's?
      tetodaye 27 jul
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    • Yes it is zero
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    • He has the shear willpower.
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    • It's always zero
      TopPicks 27 jul
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    • Your chances of getting kiIIed by a 12 foot diIdo being rammed up your as$ and out your mouth is low, but never zero
      Official6 27 jul
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    • Ok
      yinayy 27 jul
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    • No they're zero. I mean, who gets Kiled by a SHEEP (can't put in the k eord because Ifunnys a sensitive little shit)
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    • why the fuck is that circle even there
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    • Not if I k!ll it first
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    • I like your cut g 👋
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    • That's an angora goat kid
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    • I'm kiy ficl8ng sleeping tonighy
      fatdoggo 27 jul
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