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      • LEGO Star Wars on the Wii was the shit back in the day
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        • Women cause stress and provide sex which releases stress, games release stress without causing nearly as much.
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          • We also just dont dont want a sexual assault charge
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            • So first they were horny pigs and now we’re the bad guys in reverse? Ok then.....
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              • Thats cause nothing fucks you harder then rainbow six siege
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                • Young men aren't having sex because it's ok for a woman to be a huge fat sea cow and expect a 6 pack dude to be a financial slave for her but if a guy even suggests he might not prefer to fuck a huge fat sea cow then he's a bigot and a douchebag and deserves to die. So yeah, I'll just jerk off.
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                  • Well video games don't make rape alligations the morning after so...
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                    • No no its not the games that make us not wanna fuck. It's the unloyal and spoiled ass hoes that make us not wanna fuck. Video games are just a good pass time.
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                      • Games don’t: regret it 2 weeks later and call it rape, are a 1 time purchase and not a bi-daily spending, will keep you occupied for longer, don’t complain you are bad at doing them, and games are also not fighting for their rights that they already have. Case closed.
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                          • Well in our defense, the video games don't complain if we show the slightest interest in some other activity.
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                            • Because video games dont cheat on you or play mind games
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                              • At least video games won't accuse you for rape if they regret sex the next day.
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                                • Or maybe we don't want 3 million rape allegations that pop up when we go to do anything important.
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                                  • *Feminist explodes because this no longer fits the agenda*
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                                    • at least video games don't spend my money, bitch at me, sleep around with other gamers, or threaten me with false rape accusations.. lol
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                                      • "Why dont you have sex?" *dude sweats profusely trying to come up with a better reason than that he can't get any* "Uhh you know.. Just uhhh.. Rather be playing video games"
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                                        • That’s because video games won’t use sex like a reward. Video games are always there for you. Hoes will be hoes
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                                          • This doesn't seem to be the fault of men..
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                                            • Video games wont say its rape after play them
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                                              • Games don’t decide it was rape a month later
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                                                • Thats because women use sex to try and keep us from gaming. My gf will be on her phone all day long but the minute I pick up my ps4 controller she accuses me of not wanting to spend time with her.
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                                                  • It’s more so “every time we fuck someone they wait 20 years then claim we today them”
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                                                    • Y’all get 100 percent completion on a level. That shit is better than an orgasm
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                                                      • Y'all complain about us only wanting sex, the second we dont you complain some more?! Make your minds up bitches
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                                                        • It happened to me. Was naked on my ex boyfriend’s bed last year. He wouldn’t fuck me cause he was busy playing... ready...? Get this... he was busy playing fortnite.
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                                                          • There's actually a few other factors too. The way society treats men who try to pursue women, the metoo effect, women not being interested in younger guys, our school systems failing boys so they don't know how to succeed. 2019 sucks to be a boy learning to grow atm.
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                                                            • Video games won't give you herpes, won't cheat on you, or take your kids and half your stuff.
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                                                              • I mean, a girl dont wanna have sex with me, what better is there to do?
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                                                                  • Sex is fun and all but video games don't wake up one morning and say they dont love you anymore because Jamal manipulated their insides and get them pregnant and then have em come crawling back as a shell of a person trying to get you to take care of some trash ass niggas kid because he left em
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                                                                    • Yeah sex is cool and all but I'd rather not be falsely accused of rape and have my entire social, and economic career ruined because of it.
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                                                                      • No its because women playing too much and putting rrape cases on innocent men so men just rather be at home playing games
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                                                                        • Or because men have been torn down and ridiculed by the growing feminist movement. And we're realizing that butches just aren't worth the effort anymore.
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                                                                          • I can’t have sex cus my girlfriend is on antidepressants and they put her in a mood of “never wanting to have sex” all the time, but we can’t take her off of them to bone cus that’s what makes her happy. Only time dick is wet is when it’s in the shower. Like for a pray
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                                                                            • No we aren’t having sex because we don’t want to be accused of rape in 30 years
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                                                                              • Video games dont pose a risk of you being accused of rape afterwards
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                                                                                • No the fuck we aren't. We aren't having sex cuz we're looking at damn memes
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                                                                                  • Because sex takes time away from getting better at video games, making you an unepic gamer 😔
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                                                                                    • Imagine girls being that shit at sex that video games release more dopamine than fucking
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                                                                                      • Nah, we play video games because women don’t wanna have sex and then they wonder why we don’t want to have sex when they do
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                                                                                        • Bold of you to assume I could be having sex
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                                                                                          • No younger men aren’t having sex because they can’t get girls, this includes me.
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                                                                                            • Because Video Games cant pretend they were today and get you jailed because they regretted it
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                                                                                              • Young women aren’t having sex because they rather play mind games
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                                                                                                • Also women arent as ladylike as they use to be. They complain men arent men anymore but we dont want to treat you like a queen when you're out at the club all sloppy drunk twerking all night and singing along to cardi bs ratchet ass music.
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                                                                                                  • Pussy don't run at 60fps in 4k
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                                                                                                    • Why have sex when you can avoid being falsely accused of rape, get a hoe pregnant, not get stds, and the list goes on. But remember my dudes its a double edge sword because "oh youre an incel cuz youre not having sex" or "you must be a fuck boy because youre having sex" ECT.
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                                                                                                      • Trust me we would rather have sex. But with a loyal woman, it's been a long time since I have seen one of them. So we stick to hobbies, and dont think I'm hating on all women. The loyal girls are doing the same thing. They at home with their hobbies not fuckn.
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                                                                                                        • Yo young men arent having sex because they'll get accused of rape
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                                                                                                          • No, young men aren't having sex because women are pricks
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                                                                                                            • Because women are complaining that we rape them yet they complain that we aren’t fuckin them- make up your goddamn mind.
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                                                                                                              • That's cause dealing with the women is even more of a hassle in the first place
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                                                                                                                • Hey at least "rape culture" won't be a thing any more
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                                                                                                                  • I'm not having sex bc every single person I actually like doesn't me...so yeah fml
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                                                                                                                    • It’s cause now a days women just complain about everything
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                                                                                                                      • We're doing the same thing as women have been doing for years, devalueing sex in preference of another activity. Now women are mad cause they cant use it against us.
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                                                                                                                        • Yeah, is it a problem? 3/10 guys would probably get accused of rape anyway (not official statistic also i dont got grudge on women just a whole lot of false accusations goin on in this day of age)
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                                                                                                                          • Guys aren’t having sex because women are putting it in their back pocket to claim rape when they need money
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                                                                                                                            • I’m calling bullshit
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                                                                                                                              • Cuz these bitches just lay there and do absolutely nothing. Fuck yeah I'd rather play video games, your sex is boring AF!
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                                                                                                                                • Men are having less sex because women’s standards have risen. Most girls don’t even talk to guys they don’t want to have sex with anymore. It’s 100% the women’s fault. It’s. The. Women’s. Fault.
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                                                                                                                                  • let me rephrase this.... instead of chasing tail 24/7 and getting rejected 95% of the time guys found something else that wont turn em down or make them feel like a piece of shit!!! step your game up women or youll become a lesbian or worse youl miss men so much you will become one!!!
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                                                                                                                                    • Yall ever heard dick succ noises over team coms
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                                                                                                                                      • They have sex games that will make you come in less than 5 minutes so what are women for then
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                                                                                                                                        • Nah men don’t want to have sex because they are afraid if they even brush up against a woman accidentally they will be accused of rape. Got to love today’s society :)
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                                                                                                                                          • Eh sex is a short lived thing that you often regret. Don’t tell me y’all ain’t never had sex, looked at the chick afterwards and thought “fuck why did I do that”
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                                                                                                                                            • Before girls got mad at us because we only wanted sex but when we want to play videogames suddenly every girl turns into a fierce breeding machin?
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                                                                                                                                              • Well women just turn around and say it’s rape too. Having sex today is like playing Jenga
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                                                                                                                                                • Bitch we aren’t having sex cause no one will fuck us
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                                                                                                                                                  • Never heard of a dude getting herpes or paying child support after playing GTA
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                                                                                                                                                    • I play games cuz no one wants to sex me
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                                                                                                                                                      • Well I've asked a couple of guys why they decided to not date anymore and they've said that because cheating and shit like that is so common and almost glorified these days they don't trust anybody to be faithful anymore. It's kinda sad
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                                                                                                                                                        • Millennials are killing *shuffles deck* sex
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                                                                                                                                                          • Bullshit the women are the ones that don’t want to have sex. Sure as hell ain’t us men.
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                                                                                                                                                            • Sex is cool and all but have u beaten ornstein and smough with only one estus left
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                                                                                                                                                              • Pussy getting old. When is Pussy 2 coming out?
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                                                                                                                                                                • Most games cost $60, but a girl can cost.....
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Sex is cool and all, but video games don't give us STDs and take half our shit.
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                                                                                                                                                                    • See, I would have sex with you if you would actually satisfy me and not call out the name Mark when my name is Rick Cheryl.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Yeah sex is cool and all but have you played games and all the boys are on
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Or, and just go with me here, women’s expectations are driven by emotion, unrealistic expectations, resulting in unnecessary competition bc they’re never EVER really satisfied bc, well women, and so much more I don’t have enough room to write here. EVERYTHING else is easier with actual satisfaction.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Young men aren't having sex because a woman can regret it a month later and get you ostracized and fired for being a rapist
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Because MGS 3 wont claim rape when it regrets letting me play it 15 years later.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Or we’re too scared to cuz she might scream rape if we don’t do a good job
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                                                                                                                                                                                • I mean I won’t get called a rapist if I just keep playing video games
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Why have sex with a whiny woman who will use it as ammo later on, might accuse you of rape, and possibly get a kid, on top of hundreds more things, when you can just play a video game?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Younge men aren't having sex because society has convinced them that women aren't sexual creatures and that they will never be good enough to actualy get a woman to enjoy sex with them. Men are afraid of disappointing a woman in bed.
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Video games won't accuse you of rape the next day or steal your possessions.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Actually they don’t wanna be falsely accused of rape
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Young men are playing video games, because most girls won't let them have sex.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • No men aren't having sex of the fear of being falsely accused of rape
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Cause these girls be playing games more than we do
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • That's because all women use sex as a tool to get what they want and won't give it up for any other reason than just to control us. Fuck bitches my dudes.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • That article says it like it’s a problem...
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Maybe if women wouldn't be so picky with who they fuck then we wouldn't be playing video games so much
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Not to be that guy but from what I've seen quite a number of em are afraid of false rape accusations. Might have an effect on that. Or it just might be what's going on in the bubble of my city. Idk.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • News outlets will go crazy about people raping but then when someone playing video games gets rid of the urge of sex at time they attack video games
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Why the fuck would I have sex with someone who didn't love and care for me as much as videogames have?
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