• You win $1,000,000 but you have to give a
quarter to charity
Me with
$999,999.75
Everyone else
with $750,000
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    • Naw the first ones when you give up the quarter the seconds when the tax takes it away
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    • And then after taxes you get 3 dollars
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    • Translation: “you win $750,000 dollars”
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    • Bro I'd pay $750,000 to NOT give money to charity
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    • Bro I’d take 10 dollars if I had to give 2.50 to charity. Money is money. It’s just that you are also donating to charity
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    • Technically it never specified that the quarter has to be yours or out of your newly acquired money so in theory you could find a quarter in the street and lose no money
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    • Either is good I still gain some money and charity gets some
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    • I’d be equally as happy with $750,000
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    • Make my own charity and give it back to myself.
      OGJon 25 jul
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    • Who wants to sue a charity with me?
      V_ortekz 25 jul
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    • If u refuse to wear a mask because it “viOlAtEs uR riGHtS” u are a selfish clown
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    • Honestly if someone hands me $20 I feel like I owe them forever
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    • Speaking of charity: all proceeds earned through the Brie Larson vs Yoda Sans youtube subscriber war will all be donated to the American heart association.
      Yoda_Sans 24 jul
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    • Shagon 25 jul
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    • charity of my own wallet bitch
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    • Bruh real shit tho. My friend won the lottery a couple yrs back and he said he won 3 mill. But only got like 2.3 back cause taxes or something
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    • I don’t get it
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    • Write off the quarter million in your taxes when you do renovations to a new property
      CarFriend 24 jul
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    • Tell you what, give me any dollar amount above $150k to alleviate student debt and mortgagee, and I'll donate the rest to the best charity I can find after tithing. I'd be happy to do so.
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    • Me with 1,000,000 giving a quarter I found in the couch to charity
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    • Alright here's a good one you get 10mil but your family that you hate and ones you love do anything to get your money/come back and try and be your best friend to get the money.
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    • Then broke people will tell you to give it all away
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    • I don't get it
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    • Why didn't u remove by comment wtf is wrong with u
      Aacid 16 aug
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    • Me giving a charity half because I'm a decent human
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    • No deal, I don’t want to benefit the poor
      BTD5600 24 jul
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    • It said “give a quarter to charity” ......there’s a loop hole so that means I could be able to just give them an actual .25 cents
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    • Just give up a quarter like the first guy
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    • Alternative one: you get 1 mill, but at some point at random, you have to pay a quarter of the mill
      Mad_Laden 27 jul
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    • It would’ve been funnier if it said 25 cents
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    • Do I get to choose the charity?
      leroysux 27 jul
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    • I had to read that a couple times to get it....
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    • Oh nooo, I only have $750K of liquid cash. Whatever shall I doooooooooooooo?
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    • Invest the 999k, turn it into 2 million over 4 years, give 500k to charity. Everyone profits.
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    • Taxes makes that like 600,000
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    • What’s the big deal, you’re only short 25 cents
      Snow_C 27 jul
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    • $1,000,000 isn't even house money here in the California Bay Area.
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    • Who else is confused I’m looked at it through 3 different view points and still got confused.
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    • If I was blessed with 750,000 I could pay off all my debt, get a house with my girlfriend, get my parents a house in Florida and still have enough to invest in different areas to make a small profit/steady income builders. If only crazy shit like that could happen
      boyer9791 27 jul
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    • Wut if the charity had 2 b peta
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    • its more money than you had before.
      byslfb 27 jul
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    • Wouldn’t that give you better tax offset though ?
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    • Why would anybody decide nah regardless of how much money goes where, I don't care if it's my least favorite person on this earth, hitting the button is the power play
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    • What the fuck, why is everyone taking it literal? It's a joke right? Am I missing something?
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    • Hey no tax because charity is tax deductible
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    • And this is why everyone spend their stimulus check instantly
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    • Little water mark bottom left
      ItzMighty 27 jul
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    • Give me any money at this point and I'll donate half of it
      Skoll 27 jul
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    • I mean literally any amount would be money in my pocket. Even if it was $10 why wouldn’t you press the button if that’s all you have to do
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    • As long as i can choose the charity
      Trixie_ 27 jul
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    • Only if I get to choose the charity. Lots out there that are just bullshit
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    • If you’re upset about the $250,000 you lose rather than be happy about the $750,000 you gain, you’re a fucking idiot through and through.
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    • SubNio240 26 jul
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    • Not gonna lie that kinda took me a minute
      peterj 26 jul
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    • This is like a billionaire president “donating” his 400k salary
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    • Bro I'd be happy with $20 and a 7/11 slushy. Life is hurtin' I just want to have a bit of the weight off my shoulders
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    • Don’t forget the taxes coming out of it first🤔
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    • "You get $750,000"
      Nice78 26 jul
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    • I already give 1/4 to a government that doesn’t return anything.
      tacdickle 26 jul
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    • Translation. Half of that goes to taxes
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    • Win win
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    • Id love to donate a quater million dollars to charity while also getting a tax write off and $750000
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    • He said a quarter so I only gotta give them 25 cents
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    • Lose $250,000 - I ain’t mad, I still got $750,000 to use and invest in stocks to regain the $250,000 I lost.
      Noxxxxxx 26 jul
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    • I’d still be hype with 750,000
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    • Don’t forget taxes that take 30%
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    • either way you’re still getting a lot of money. it’s not an insane amount but you can do stuff with that
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    • Never said a quarter of whay
      XxzyIF 26 jul
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    • Its an interesting phenomenon. People are upset they are giving away a quarter of the amount when they shouldnt be getting any money at all.
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    • The funny thing is that the wording really says a “quarter“ not a “quarter of“ so it’s just .25$
      yuri_god 26 jul
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    • “A quarter” vs “a quarter of it”
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    • What selfish bitch is gonna turn this down
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    • A quarter is 25 cents tho
      Puns 26 jul
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      DLUE 26 jul
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    • I'd use that $750,000 buy property and build apartments on them and rent them out to make more money. Use your money to make money
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    • Well no because they never said it had to be yours you just had to give them one not to mention you’ll only have that much if your poor like 0$s poor
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    • I’d be happy to give 250k to charity and keep 750k
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    • well after the government takes their 30 percent then a quarter of that goes to charity you have closer to 500000
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    • I’ll create a charity and donate that quarter to it then pocket it. That’s what most charities do
      Shampew 26 jul
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    • OH NO!!!! I GET 750000 DOLLARS! I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT SOME MONEY TO CHARAITY, AND HELP PEOPLE! Who the fuck isn't going to take that?
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    • Would y'all rather have a guaranteed $1,000 or flip a coin for $10,000?
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    • You have to give 45% to taxes 😂
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    • I know this isn’t in good taste, but can a girl send me a noody I haven’t received one in a long time and want to feel the excitement again lol
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    • Donate the quarter and steal it back later
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    • yo i could use some spare cash
      _Filthy_ 26 jul
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    • This is literally just saying "We'll pay you 750k AND give 250k to charity. Sound good?" like. No downsides?
      Razeal 26 jul
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    • If i had a million most would go to charity anyway
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    • You donate a quarter to your own charity.
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    • I wouldn’t even be mad. 700,000 is a lot
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    • You forgot to take taxes out.
      Cutsh 26 jul
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    • He’s left with $93,750. Lump sum, government and charity. I’m not for sure but I think this is what he’s left with.
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    • Dude, I mean I get the joke but, you could give 25% to charity, tax write off, invest the rest and end up with so so so much mich more.
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    • I’d still give the 250k even knowing that...
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    • yes
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    • You walk away with $750k *and* you get massive tax write-offs because you just donated $250k to charity so you’d essentially get *more* than a million for doing that
      Wizard 25 jul
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    • That’s not very subtle at all...
      Flamjetxx 25 jul
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    • Nice cropping
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    • Damn I would have a whole $999,999.79
      swatx 25 jul
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    • I mean you gotta pay 30% in taxes... so...
      weeeimok 25 jul
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    • I would spend $50,000 to commission an artist, and donate the painting with a value of $250,000.
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