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    • Shake his hand and discuss financial strategies for my company.
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    • I would see if he wanted to chill, I mean I either die or I get a cool ass demonic entity as a friend, win win
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    • Ask him if he wanna hit the blunt
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    • Look at him and say "oi what yu staren aet cunt" with my best brithish accent
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    • Fight him. I'm built different
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    • If my life is so shit that I have to walk home at that hour, he better be the one afraid of me cuz I got nothing left to lose.
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    • bring out the boy
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    • Walk towards it slowly at first accelerating at an exponential pace. When it starts running from me I slow my pace so I am always within a short distance. Eventually it loses energy and needs to rest but not me. I approach and gut the creature while it looks at me with pleading eyes
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    • Intervene
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    • "I like ya cut G"
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    • “Beautiful night for a stroll, isn’t it?”
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    • Tell him he doesn’t want any problems, so keep walking buddy
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    • Tell him to stay away from the real monster, MiniLadd
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    • "how's the weather up there" *fucking Sprintz away*
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    • Ima mind my mf buisness. At that point you just look once, and try to understand life as you walk home, contemplating what life even is at this point.
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    • He reminds me of goliaths from borderlands when you shoot the helmet off
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    • If he sees me ima walk up to him and call him ugly to his face
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    • Have a nice conversation with him then say https://ifunny.co/fun/n9MfdOMy7
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    • “Shawty cheeks thiccc”
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    • My name is Morgana... In I'm here to tell you there's a great danger upon you... You must go to sleep to prevent Armageddon From happening
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    • The irish would call him a wankstain and calmly keep walking while drinking their beer
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    • Bro idk I might have to intervene
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    • Pose for a picture with the homie, a fellow Lord of death is a rare site 🥰
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    • me when he tries to kill me
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    • Id fuck it! Is that what you wanna hear?! I'd test that throat out! You sicken me
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    • The wassup bruh nod is the up nod, however, I don't know him personally so he would get the down nod.
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    • Fuck him
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    • Tug my hat and say “howdy”
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    • Bitch if I hide I die if I run I die if I stay I die if I’m fucking dead wbu
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    • Shit a brick or two
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    • Probably make it my cum slave and prolapse it’s anus for more cummies
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    • Stop it
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    • "What up girl. How you even shit with all that ass?"
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    • “You lookin cute today homie”
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    • I work at a goodwill in the ghetto its honestly any day now.
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    • I’d simply make him vanish
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    • Tell him to knock it off before I get mad
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    • Fuck him
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    • Ok let's do this I would rent a van no widows drive up to him jump out knen kap him throw him in the back lock him in take him to my garage make him feel rell pain brack ever bone in his body cut up and take a torch to his wounds throw him back in the van and find a roode on a cliff hop out and
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    • Tell him to look away
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    • Only way to survive
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    • I’ve already thought of this. If I ever see a ghost I’m probably just either gonna throw hands, or, as a last resort, take my pants off and start running at it
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    • Dude looks like hes tryna get home and return to a stuck up wife
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    • Intervene
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    • Give him some cheese
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    • He looks friendly
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    • Nod upwards, he will instinctively respond the same way and we can go about our lives
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    • I mean he right, don’t want to be rude
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    • Dude is missing his lower jaw
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    • Y'all West Coasters
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    • Looking good!
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    • Imma just give him a hug because he looks lonely and who cares if he kills me
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    • Honestly id probably think im sleep deprived and seeing shit and keep walkin
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    • Head nods: up for friend, down for respect
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    • Offer him a piece of gum
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    • You tired too bruh? Come stop by my place, we’ll nap and then wake up at 3am to eat some cheez it’s and then take a mega diarrhea dump
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    • He better hope im not horny
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    • I wish that were me
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    • “Wassup bro been too long how’ve you been dog”
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    • Looks like the slitheen from doctor who
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    • Ask him to scare my crush when we walking together
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    • I would start a full on conversation with it because I'm probably just as wierd as it
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    • That's just Tom, he's a nice guy, honest
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    • Yeah real talk I’d be like wasshanin then keep it moving
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    • I can imagine him doing it back and just keep going
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    • It looks like it wants to sai Hi!
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    • Yooooo that’s a fucking hollow, if I can see them that means I might have powers so square tf up thot
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    • Looks like the thing from alien resurrection
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    • Walk away ignoring it but if it wants to kill me just let it cause no way in hell im escaping whatever the fuck that thing is alive
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    • He got shit to do. Leave him alone man...
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    • Don't start none won't be none
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    • Where im from? Same
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    • "Yo waddup long neck"
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    • I like ya cut g
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    • “Do you play in the NBA? U tall af bro” “Hows the air up there?”
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    • "Hey dude, how's it goin"
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    • Honestly, pretend not to notice. Even if I have to walk by it. I’ve done this in the past during bad situations and it’s always worked out.
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    • He’s thicc, ask to smash
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    • Give a neck massage...seems tense..
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    • Yeah that happens
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    • Discuss America’s political dissonance and have a beer with him.
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    • ask him how his day was
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    • I'd slap his ass, I'm just built different
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    • That’s what the black guy does in the horror movies all the time and that’s why they die first
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    • Tip my hat to him, one legend to another
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    • Collect 500 pieces of candy before the last jack o melon is blown out
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    • I yell “ chill out dick wad” like terminator Arnold
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    • Clap that dummy thiccccc ass
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    • "So nice weather we're having"
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    • I intervene
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    • Mind my own buisness
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    • "I like ya cut G" *slaps skull*
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    • Ask if I could give him a hug because he looks like he could use one
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    • Make loud random noises to assert dominance
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    • Draw my gun and run away if the fucker gives chase fight for my life while running away fuck dat
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    • fuck it
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    • Dark ones from metro
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    • “I like your cut g”
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    • Fuck it
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    • Fuck his mom
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