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    • Yeah, but I'd be rich
      Smaller 21 aug
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    • I’d also be capable of beating the shit out of Superman and the rest of the Justice League. So imma have to go with Batman.
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    • And unstoppable orphan in a bat suit that wooped supermans ass with green rocks- jus sayin😐😐😐
      UKgod15 21 aug
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    • I’d rather be Batman tbh, still get to be human but I’m also jacked and rich as fuck and if I decided to just give up on being Batman I could just live as billionaire Bruce Wayne.
      Obekomo 21 aug
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    • You’d be Batman but you’d also be able to beat every single superhero and villain in the DC universe because of Batman’s paranoid precautions to hero’s turning evil
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    • Superman is a bitch compared to Batman, he kicks ass without super powers just abs
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    • If I woke up as Super Man I'd be a Super Villain, top comment thinks only batman can be rich, watch me nobody can stop me and I'll be rich unlike batbitch
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    • Batman is cool, but I don't want to be Batman. I love my parents too much.
      BMCnin 21 aug
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    • Wait, doesnt batman get to fuck cat woman, harley quin, talia al ghul, and literally (basically) every single super model in existence?..... im sorry, But i think jack has the right idea....
      Xeshi 21 aug
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    • You only point out the pros of Superman and the cons of Batman
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    • We all know Batman > Superman
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    • Batman > the entire marvel universe
      voyageur 21 aug
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    • Use my X-Ray vision to peep into the girl's locker room.
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    • Why would I wake up a superhero with a weakness of a green rock I rather be playboy billionaire with more money and no weakness except back pain
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    • I’m willing to debate someone that in a realistic setting Batman would get recked by Superman even if he had kryptonite.
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    • Shleeep
      PewDiePie 21 aug
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    • Batman's superpower is extreme plot immunity
      baconfan a month
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    • Supermans lame. Batmans fucking badass.
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    • I would jerk off to see how fast I cum...and how much damage it does...like BOOM!...blow up half the house.
      nomadamon 22 aug
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    • Can't he just be like superman and dress like Batman???
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    • Yeah, I’d have 2 dead parents instead of 3
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    • Batman is a much better written, hrs just a rich guy who has problems due to the death of his parents and just wants to clean up the city temporarily, Superman was always a king who had no problems due to him being nearly invincible. That’s why we have more Batman games than Superman ones.
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    • But I'd also be rich, fucking ripped, and have a butler who is totally willing to shotgun someone down for me
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    • Remember that it's cannon that Batman can get rid of the entire Justice league INCLUDING said alien demigod
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    • But without Superman Clark Kent would be a nobody, without Batman Bruce Wayne is still Billionaire, playboy, entrepreneur, philanthropist, BRUCE GODDAMN WAYNE
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    • batman also has billions of dollars, 6 masters degrees and a master in nearly every form of martial art, but imo superman cooler
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    • It's more about cat woman poison ivy, tahlia, and harley Quinn.
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    • Unstable BILLIONAIRE orphan in a bat costume
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    • You’ll never wake up as Batman because he never sleeps
      maxlerno 21 aug
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    • Id be "average man" i do super heroic things in nothing but sweat pants and zip up hoodies with variations of pajamas sets on Fridays
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    • I'd probably go pee when i woke up
      Ogre2089 21 aug
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    • Are we forgetting that Batman can take down everybody in the justice league? He is human but he's deadly.
      Eggo775 21 aug
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    • Superman is more human than batman
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    • Id conquer the world but not for my own self interest but to unify humanity.
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    • Also, aren’t they both unstable orphans?
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    • I'll take all of batman's banoonge over being weak to a green stone any day
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    • Fuck off Thomas nobody wants to be Superman. You want to be Batman. Do anything you want as Bruce Wayne and do anything you want at nighttime as Batman.
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    • I mean Superman is an unstable orphan in a hope costume
      Taijiutsu 21 aug
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    • Walk around using my X-ray vision ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    • Idk. Batman’s already at peak human condition himself so being him, plus his brains, money, and all that is probably more appealing
      NZ02 21 aug
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    • The funny thing is Batman can and has beaten all of justice league
      emart9 21 aug
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    • Superman can do all of that stuff but he can’t beat Batman I just want to make that clear.
      Seabru12 21 aug
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    • Superman's abilities: super strength, laser vision, x ray vision, flight, super speed/swim, cold breath--mega lungs for under water/space. Batman's: money, tech, and a butler.
      HJH09 21 aug
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    • Batman is extremely smart though
      Mrderp27 21 aug
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    • I'm already unstable, so wouldn't my mind carry over as Superman? I'd be an unstable, broke reporter with an unappreciative chief editor, that happens to have god like powers. I'd rather just be Batman
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    • Superman is boring. Batman is badass. And Batman has canonically beaten Superman in many forms of media
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    • I'd wank, kinda curious on the results of a super wank.
      80085_AJ a month
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    • Batman is the Apex Predator
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    • I’d rather be Batman
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    • Superman could honestly be rich too if he wanted (:
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    • Honestly, I love Batman way more than Superman but I’d still want to be Superman. Don’t want to be Batman. His life sucks. He’s a great character and the best hero in DC, but I don’t want that tragedy and mental instability on my shoulders for even a day.
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    • Atleast batman's weakness is a fucking green glowing dildo
      snawwee 23 aug
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    • I’d be on my antihero shit and just start ending wars...and I’d slap a lion..maybe explore space IDK the possibilities are ENDLESS.
      FMA_Leo 23 aug
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    • Superman is too overpowered. It’d just be boring.
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    • If I was superman, I would purge everything related to ISIS and the lgbtqwertyuiop crowd.
      hNoonnate 22 aug
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    • I’d rather be Deadpool
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    • With Batman's money he would be able to pay off half of his college det
      senor__ 22 aug
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    • You'd be be the richest fucker in the world, have gadgets better than Stark, be the world's greatest detective, have trained in every fighting style created, have a kick-ass Butler from England, so yeah I'd rather have the money to fix worldly needs than be an alien reporter
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    • I feel like people underestimate how fucking smart Batman is, he literally out smarted the most intelligent being in the universe. Making him the most intelligent man in the universe.
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    • Unstable orphan that can take out the entire Justice league go head to head with darkseid and outsmart the Batman that laughs
      Pureifier 22 aug
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    • throw Hillary Clinton into the sun
      SolarYams 21 aug
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    • Not to be an edge lord but Batman is cooler
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    • With tech for days, a genius mindset, billions in the bank, a fuckin MANSION, and a dope ass bod, I'd rather be Batman.
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    • Batman is more badass cause he doesn’t have overpowered superpowers he straight up uses his fists
      tinflint 21 aug
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    • Says the unstable orphan in a red and blue onesie
      Feenicks 21 aug
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    • Yeah but everyone knows Batman is a total badass to has proven many times that he can take down Superman and the rest of the Justice league.
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    • *with billions of dollars.
      tacdickle 21 aug
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    • I mean, you can like Batman as a character more than Superman. Everybody is different. But you're really telling me that you wake up with Superman's powers and your gonna fucking go back to sleep? Bullshit
      Bran666 21 aug
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    • I would fly into each part of the world and make them worship me as a disguise to force world peace. And make my commandment to focus on science and space exploration
      EHIZZLEW 21 aug
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    • Fuck Superman
      BOT_Rhon 21 aug
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    • But... Batman can, would, and did, kick the absolute shit out of Superman.
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    • Like really just dress up as Batman and have Superman’s Powers you’d basically just be Uber Batman
      The_Toker 21 aug
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    • Two words: x-ray vision
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    • Superman is deathly allergic to a rock
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    • batman is better
      vftdvbhff 21 aug
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    • I’d be flashpoint Batman and blast all of Gotham’s villains away
      simnot 21 aug
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    • How come he can make superman his bitch????
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    • Batman wayyyy cooler then Superman and that’s a fact
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    • Im sick of this retard normie that think batman is just some orphan. He literally is the smartest and richest man on the planet.
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    • Batman is better simply cause he doesnt need superpowers, we've seen how weak superheroes are without their powers, can't do shit, thats why batman is better, uses his money and knowledge to beat villains
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    • Anyone who thinks batman is a bitch needs to look in a mirror
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    • Yeah, but an unstable orphan that can kick the alien's demigod ass.
      TaQJ 21 aug
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    • who is one of the richest and smartest beings in existence. Just a reminder that superman lives on a reporters salary
      Deforce 21 aug
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    • I’ma Batman fan all the way but if you look me in the eye and say Batman could be Superman I’ll check you into a mental hospital right there
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    • You say unstable, I say attractive, billionaire, philanthropist, playboy, genius, and badass.
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    • Imanigne being superman and getting your ass kicked by an unstable orphan in a bat costume right after he roofies your oxygen
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    • That unstable orphan clapped tf outta Superman
      UncleGael 21 aug
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    • An unstable RICH orphan in a costume. Brood points too man, they get you places
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    • Superman could easily make millions if he utilized his abilities for profit. And I don’t mean illegally
      BLZY 21 aug
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    • An orphan with a bat costume that could kick an alien’s ass
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    • Be like that one kid from brightburn and play gta v irl
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    • Batman is infinity times cooler than Superman.
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    • That unstable orphan in a bat costume has beaten Superman numerous times, and in fact the whole justice league but he has no powers
      yodadude 21 aug
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    • Pick one: being an alien who's eyes go pew pew, or being able to afford all the baguettes in the world. To me the choice is obvious
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    • The dickless rights over at Sony are trying to take Spider-Man from the MCU.
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    • Yeah... well says the alien who got beat buy that unstable orphan in a bat suit and he doesn’t even have real powers😂😂
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    • That orphan beat the leaving SHIT out of him tho
      AydinSin 21 aug
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    • With money, an unstable orphan in a bat costume with money
      s3xyk4t 21 aug
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