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    • We're watching you....because several entities are spying on you via your 'smart' devices.
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    • I'm 90% sure this would result in at least 10 deaths
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    • “The first annual purge will now begin, this is not a drill”
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    • "We are known as the SCP foundation. For over a hundred years we have safeguarded humanity against the anomalous. For reasons outside our control, that objective has changed. We will now seek to eradicate humanity. There will be no further contact."
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    • There are NO horny milfs in your area.
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    • This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S Government.Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours
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    • "A nuclear strike has commenced against America. Seek shelter immediately."
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    • We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty
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    • The first annual purge will begin in 10 seconds
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    • I've come to make an announcement everybody, Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g, and I said that's disgusting!
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    • A man has fallen in the river in LEGO city
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    • This is not a test. There are confirmed reports of a wendigo in your area. Take shelter and pray
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    • “The first annual purge is about to begin..”
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    • National penis inspection day
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    • This is the scp foundation an sk class end of the world scenario has been cause by scp [REDACTED]
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    • Execute cock and ball torture. No cocks and balls shall remain unscathed
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    • Look at the moon
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    • "SCP-096 has breached containment, last seen approaching (large city)"
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    • This is the SCP Foundation. Containment has been breached.
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    • “Have you or a loved one been affected my mesilthelioma?”
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    • "This is your family, were trying to message you anyway we can in the simulation. Please wake up soon, we miss you."
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    • Say ‘Epstein didn’t noon himself’
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    • Simulation Complete. Restarting Experiment in 1 Hour
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    • Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge
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    • We have failed. Do not trust anyone. Do not trust yourself. Due not trust (((it))).
      Cumpoop 5 sep
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      What a loser lmao id say “China has declared war on the United States, Defcon 1”
      Xpertracer 5 sep
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    • "Fuck tobi"
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    • We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gon
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    • YOU ARE NOT ALONE
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    • The fitness graham p..
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    • “Nice cock bro.”
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    • "What the fuck is oatmeal"
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    • You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby
      basedmf 5 sep
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    • “WARNING TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY!!! RUSSIA NUCLEAR STRIKE IMMINENT, TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY”!
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    • If you like pornhub you’ll like pornhub live
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    • Good soldiers follow orders
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    • I send one link. You know what it links to
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    • Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7 a.m., when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God
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    • If I could send a pic with it, it would be dark brotherhood hand print with “We know”
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    • The ministry of magic has fallen. The minister is dead. They are coming.
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    • middle schoolers
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    • This is a ni**er alert
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    • Welcome to the new world order.
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    • “God has returned, don’t be an asshole”
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    • We have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.
      Scot004 6 sep
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    • Sarah he’s cheating with your boss
      shmusha 5 sep
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    • Eppstein didnt noon himself
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    • Attention all Minecraft gamers: Steve is on the run from Herobrine and he needs your help after falling into a creeper infested cave while trying to protect his diamonds. In order to escape, Steve needs some porkchops, a potion of swiftness, and a couple of god apples along with your credit card
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    • “Attention citizens. Nuclear strike imminent. Please exit the area at your earliest convenience. Thank you for your cooperation.”
      _Hans 6 sep
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    • It shall be done my lord.
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    • Good soldiers follow orders
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    • Good soldiers follow orders
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    • Like if balls itch
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    • Get it. Because Star Wars.
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    • N
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    • Detonation in 15 minutes, retreat to bomb shelters immediately
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    • This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge, sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Commencing at midnight, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours.
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    • “I fucked your mom”
      H3CK5T0N 5 sep
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    • Star Wars nerds who have waited for a reason to noon actual people
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    • Pee is stored in the ballz
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    • You have small pp
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    • "THERE'S BEEN AN UNKNOWN FLYING OBJECT THAT WE BELIEVE IS HERE TO TAKE US AWAY AND USE US AS TEST SUBJECTS PLEASE TAKE SHELTER IMMEDIATELY WE BELIEVE ALIENS HAVE COME. WE WERE NEVER ALONE."
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    • For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted phenomena. (1/2)
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    • Thanks for your cooperation. This simulation has been very informative. We will return you to the year 2012 momentarily.
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    • Hide
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    • Oh merry men!
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    • I do not associate with Nikkurs
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    • The following is a message composed via consensus of the O5 Council. For those who are not currently aware of our existence, we represent the organization known as the SCP Foundation. Our previous mission centered around the containment and study of anomalous objects, entities and other assorted ph
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    • “The day of reckoning has come. Report to your local station to receive your mandatory quantum dot tattoo: the mark of the beast”
      choms 5 sep
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    • Your Uber has arrived
      bundle 5 sep
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    • You have lost the game
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    • “I like ya cut, g”
      TitoEH 7 sep
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    • Ifunnky 6 sep
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    • "You are not alone."
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    • Epstein didn't noon himself
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    • Experimental simulation will close in 10 minutes prepare yourself
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    • It will be done my lord
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    • “Attention, everyone. World War 3 has begun.” That’s what my message would be.
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    • Epstein didnt noon himself
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    • WINTER CONTINGENCY: Covenant are on Reach
      _Maxie_ 6 sep
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    • “The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.”
      pahnius 6 sep
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    • The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap
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    • Epstein didnt noon himself
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    • I’d send statistics that shows black lives matter has taken the lives of 36 people now....
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    • Despite making only 13% of the population, blacks commit 50% of crimes in the United States.
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    • The scp 5000 message the foundation sent out
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    • You lost the game..
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    • Part of the ship, part of the crew
      DJM0512 5 sep
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    • Haha same! Definitely wouldn't talk about the elite pe do ring haha
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    • “Take the red pill”
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    • It's breached containment.
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    • Somebody please help me figure out the name of a book I read. It's about this girl who gets nooned every year on her birthday and she comes back to life and apparently it is for some government experiment because the world was going to end and they wanted to find a way to safe the human race.
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    • My sound cloud link, but it's just me moaning for 13 hours
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