• You've always had a slightly ridiculous ohooia of mirrors.
It's never imsrfevad wim your life before, except in small and completely inconsequemiai
ways. You‘d close your eyes during a middle school session or Bloody Mary, would rush
past mem in a dark hallway, things any red blooded American raised on a steady diet of
horror and gora would call more habh than ooohy.
One nigm, late, you're geniug ready to go out with some friends. Vou feel grimy. so you all
decide lo get ready al your apamriem where you can clean up win. your own products. Ev-
aryone's hanging out. raking pictures. and generally having fun as you decide to wash your
makeup off and star! fresh. Vou decide mat lhe quickest way to do mis is rho way mey
show in commercials, where you get it all overwim at once by splashing watsrcver your
lightly sum eyes and completely soaking your bathroom floor. Vou glance up quickly to be
sure that your mends dnn'k notice your moment nf hesitation when it's time (a close your
eyes and scrub within sight of me mirror.
As you rinso off your face, your eyes open to see your reflection staring back al you. which
is not unusual. What is slighlly off. however. is that when you go «o leave. me other you
does no:. You stare at each other with wide eyes, waiting to see what happens "ex:. You
zum to your mends in see ii they're seeing what yume seeing ro find moir grins growing
wider, too wide m be quire human. Their eyes (um as black as coal, and they Stan lo walk
ward towards msir doppiegangsrs.
As your eyes begin to burn in an entirely sick, pleasant way. your grin snatches wma. Too
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