YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME?
The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
YOU THINK PUTTING ME ON HOLD WILL GET RID OF ME? The military gave me particular articul set of skills.] can wait for hours for no reason.
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook?
A misteak
What do you call a steak that you accidentally overcook? A misteak
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
When your dog has something
in it's mouth that isn't food
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
That0nePerson That0nePerson
26 sep 2020
When your dog has something in it's mouth that isn't food SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
Tax fraud is my favorite past time
You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
Neurotoxin Neurotoxin
28 sep 2020
Tax fraud is my favorite past time You have become the very thing you swore. to destroy
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
NorgenNaviSuil NorgenNaviSuil
21 sep 2020
Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile. - Dog dad waits for your smiles in hopes that he would smile as well. Share a smile.
noon noon
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dbzmode
dbamode When she text you "have a nice life..." likes she's done...Then you wake up to 8 paragraphs in the morning
Intentionally misleading click-bait headlines be like..
So whatiiitold you wasjtrue...
pointfofview:
MikaelAdyn MikaelAdyn
26 sep 2020
Intentionally misleading click-bait headlines be like.. So whatiiitold you wasjtrue... pointfofview:
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
Everybody asks who's the impostor.
but nobody asks how's the impostor -
sammyd221 sammyd221
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor. but nobody asks how's the impostor -
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili
Peppers song
SHUT UP ABOUT California
SHUT UP ABOUT California
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
22 sep 2020
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili Peppers song SHUT UP ABOUT California SHUT UP ABOUT California
MINECRAFT CAT WHEN I
APPROACH IT
WHEN HAVE A FISH IN MY HAN
MEMEisNott MEMEisNott
27 sep 2020
MINECRAFT CAT WHEN I APPROACH IT WHEN HAVE A FISH IN MY HAN
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?"
tween mom's legs?"
The father answers," Paradise."
The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise."
Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
total_insertrave total_insertrave
17 jun
A little boy asks his dad; "What's be mom's legs?" tween mom's legs?" The father answers," Paradise." The kid asks again, "Whats between your legs?" The father replies, "The key to paradise." Then, the son says, "Piece of advice dad, change the lock. The neighbor has a copy."
Thinking about the bones!
Thinking about the bones!
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER
Fear will keep them in line.
Where_are_we Where_are_we
19 mar
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER Fear will keep them in line.
SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE.
OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
BasedNervousAri1616 BasedNervousAri1616
28 sep 2020
SWITCHING JOBS FROM SERVICE DOG TO DRUG SNIFFING DOG IS THE BEST DECISION I EVER MADE. OH YEAH, WOOF OR SOMETHING
POV you fell asleep at your post:
@broken_and_unread
Shorts_Papa Shorts_Papa
10 mar
POV you fell asleep at your post: @broken_and_unread
in a world filled with
Chad's, Kyle's, and
Becky's. always be a Jimmy
Moneyluv Moneyluv
29 jan
in a world filled with Chad's, Kyle's, and Becky's. always be a Jimmy
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights: