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    • Just had to draino my tub because im dating a husky apparently
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    • My hand never sheds.
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    • My girlfriends hair is somehow woven into some of my clothes.
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    • Holy crap... I actually got featured
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    • My girlfriends hair gets wrapped around my dick constantly and I don’t even know how 🤷🏼‍♂️😂
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    • I floss my ass crack daily with my wife’s hairs
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    • knowvoid 7 may
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    • What is a girlfriend?
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    • This is why i just fuck my dog. No extra hair.
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    • Bro after she stays the night I’ll be pulling her hair out my ass crack in the shower like damn when and how!
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    • Wadded up in your shirts after they come out of the dryer.
      kevy3015 2 may
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    • It’s how we mark our territory
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    • I find my wife's hair literally wrapped around my dick and balls sometimes
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    • Wait til you pull one of her hairs out of your ass, that’s when the fun begins
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    • What’s a girlfriend? Is that one of them dickless boys?
      Banana 2 may
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    • darclyfe 1 may
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    • Got my prom invitation rejected today boys. Feelin blue
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    • I find my wife’s hair in every fucking thing, in my clothes( like weaved into it???) I’ll get out of the shower and find it on my balls,... oh did you just feel a tickle? Think it’s a bug, nope! It’s her hair.
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    • Hair that's 3ft too long to be yours in your ass crack or strangle holding your nuts an shaft....good times. If the arguements dont kill ya, their medusa hair will
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    • Wait till you find it in the crack of your ass. You haven't been intimate, hell she hasn't even been in the same state and boom! Hair in your crack.
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    • Dogs > Cats
      Goddess 1 may
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    • Must be terrible
      Lilturdo 7 may
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    • Ha ha no relationship gang am I right? Right?
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    • I find it wrapped around my d***
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    • No joke. I’ve pulled my girls hair out of my ass crack. Very strange sensation.
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    • Yknow not all of us have one of those
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    • Then she will find a piece of her own hair in ur car and accuse you of cheating.
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    • Every single morning I find AT LEAST one of her hairs in my BUTTCRACK. I still have no idea how they get there
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    • Must be SO HARD having a gf 😑
      nathax1 4 may
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    • Once cracked the case on a dirt bike motor and found her hair in it
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    • I found a piece of my wife's hair between my buttcheeks once
      cupcup 2 may
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    • I found some stuck in my ass cheeks while showering.
      MarcoCb 2 may
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    • New bag of chips? She’s sleeping with the packagers bro
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    • As disgusting as it sounds, it gets into my ass cheeks.
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    • And theres ALWAYS one in your underwear that somehow gets tangled around your junk.. Like headphones she can just drop everywhere
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    • Yeah I dont know what that's like
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    • Trying being someone with long fucking hair lol. Pulling hair out your asscrack every fucking day.
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    • I got a piece of her hair wrapped all up in my balls
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    • My boyfriend has found my hair tangled around his dick and in his ass crack.
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    • I did try but all she did was lead me on for the last 7 months and break my heart, gamer down brothers, gamer down
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    • It's always weird pulling one of her hairs out of my ass crack. How did that get there?
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    • Recently had to get a new vacuum because of my wifes hair. It always clogged up the brush but I'd take it apart and clean the hair off. Recently died on me and when I took it apart, her hair had wrapped around the motor and killed it.
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    • Shiit I found her whole wig in my cheetos bag
      rutzor 1 may
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    • That ain't shit.. I've literally almost amputated a testicle by having one of her hairs wrapped around it too long and didnt notice til it started hurting.
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    • I will never understand the amount of people saying they pull hair out of their ass cracks. Is this a real thing???
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    • I find my girl's long orange hair all over my bed, my t shirts, my floor and pull them out my ass at the end of the day
      Saikachi 7 may
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    • And that’s alright. Because I love her.
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    • At least you have someone to have sex with
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    • And my ass crack.
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    • U ever fucked and then two days later you were taking a piss and had to pull your girls hair out of your own ass
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    • You ever just reach under your nuts though and pull out the longest hairs that you know didn’t grow there
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    • I think she's got cancer bro.
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    • My gf lives kinda far so she stays a month or two at a time. A week after shes gone I still get it tangled In my beard
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    • Probably shouldn’t eat those chips.
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    • That's the least of your problems. I went from buying a 12 roll of toilet paper a year to buying a 12 roll a month
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    • I've pulled my girls hair out of my asscrack b4....
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    • And in between my teeth
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    • Well first we gotta have the girlfriend dont we
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    • You cant fuck a dog tho. Legally
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    • Bold of you to assume I can get a girlfriend.
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    • I’ll scratch my balls and all of a sudden I find my gfs hair wrapped all around my junk
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    • cant even lick her pussy without getting a hair in my mouth
      hodido 2 may
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    • Yea after high school I grew my hair out for 2 years, and once that shit reaches the bottom of your neck it just gets everywhere, and the longer it gets the worse it gets. I finally cut my hair a few months ago and I’ve only vacuumed my floor a few times since. Whereas I had to do it like once aweek
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    • "Try having a girlfriend "
      _R_A_W_ 2 may
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    • I literally shed more than my dog. My dog is hypoallergenic and doesn’t shed meanwhile I have to sweep my bathroom floor all the time cuz it’ll look like a barbershop floor in 2 days
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    • No lie, every day when I wake up and go piss, Xavier the one-eyed snake has found himself horribly tangled in a 2ft long hair like an otter in a six-pack plastic divider...
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    • Lol not a problem for me since no girl wants me
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    • A woman's hair will choke your cock. Pulling it at the wrong angle tightens it's grasp and cuts, beware.
      wydo 2 may
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    • Solution: don’t have a girlfriend because there is absolutely no point or benefit
      Cajun 2 may
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    • Somehow gets tied in a knot around your dick like wtf?
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    • There’s always that one hair that you find in between your butt cheeks
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    • Found a strand of her hair, no shit, wrapped around my ballsack
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    • My sink was clogged with 4 foot hair. I'm bald btw so it's either my GF or Chewbacca used my sink like a fleshlight. They also leave hair pins everywhere, I open up everything and find them even in my cereal.
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    • She hasn’t been over in like a week and a half and there’s still hair here. I vacuumed for godsakes.
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    • OK cat hairs are smaller and get in your mouth and it's too small to get out
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    • Girls are gay.
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    • Ever wipe n find her hair there too
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    • As a guy with long hair this also happens to us
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    • They complain about toilet seats yet we have to wash their fuckin hair off the shower walls
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    • My boyfriend is so fucking pissed about this. I come over for the weekend and I get pics for the rest of the week of all the strands he finds
      NotSoFun 1 may
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    • You poor thing.
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    • I find my wife's hair wrapped around my balls. And sometimes in my ads crack.
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    • Pulled some of her hair out of my boxers one day after we were hanging out. My pants stayed on and closed up the entire time.
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    • Ozpley 1 may
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    • Like if you find your own pubes everywhere in your own home
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    • In your butt crack, in your socks, all over your jackets, your cat wears a small wig of your hair. Yep that’s what it’s like having a gf with long hair (I’m the gf but I know the struggles too)
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    • My boyfriend tells me that he finds my hair in his asscrack sometimes 🤷
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    • I found one of my wife’s hairs in my ass crack a while back.
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    • Bathroom sink: covered in hair from sister
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    • I pulled one of my wife’s hairs out of my ass once. That was...an odd convo because trust and believe me, she nor anyone else has ever been near that fucking thing.
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    • I've found my dad's Girlfriend's hair intertwined, in not only the threads of my boxers, but also tangled in my butt hairs
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    • I still live with my 3 sisters. My bathroom looks like a new species of mammal with all of this hair. Not to mention my landry. I didn't realize I bought a fur coat!
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    • Bruh I’m a lesbian and we both have long hair. It’s a nightmare
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    • I'm a guy with long hair I'm far worse
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    • You dont know anything about shedding until you wipe your ass and find a foot long blonde hair from your wife.
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    • That’s why you go for someone with cancer, and a bonus is no long term commitment required!
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    • Why tf u be dating Chewbacca?
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