• You run a tattoo parlor. Every couple of
weeks, the same customer comes in,
always requesting the same tattoo: an
additional tally mark on an ever-growing
cluster of tally marks.
"what are you counting"
"how many tattoos i've gotten"
"i'm no longer serving you"
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    • The tattoo artist
      rayn370 25 jun
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    • I’m pretty sure no one would say get out to that. It’s practically guaranteed business
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    • Wait what the actual fuck I got featured??? I’ve had this app for years but only recently actually made an account. This is my third post. WTH
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    • This is gold
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    • Okay that’ll be $60 every time you sit your fat little ass in my chair. Dip and rip bro you’re paying my WiFi bill
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    • He's from another world, probably one with 2 suns cuz he's Tatooine
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    • When Victor Zsasz goes for tattoos
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    • I would blatantly make it seem like I thought the tallies were for how many cup cakes he had eaten. “Gee I don’t know how you can limit yourself to only one cupcake every few weeks, I’m not that strong willed. Awesome though that you keep track of them.” I ain’t fuckin with no murderer.
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    • I’m getting tally marks for each top comment
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    • Bullshit that's a cash cow... make them smaller
      zerosober 25 jun
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    • These aren’t tattoos. It’s my transformation
      Boat_Man 25 jun
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    • It’s for each time he almost had sex I bet
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    • hey guys, I know it's not related but over the last couple months I have gained serious depression, I have told the people I need to and dont have access to my doctor and my family thinks I'm faking it for attention and my friends say that they dont care because they have it too. I have gotten (1/2)
      Nedd 25 jun
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    • Isn’t this the plot of Into The Badlands?
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    • Victor Zsasz
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    • If he got a different tattoo and wanted to keep counting he would never stop
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    • if he gets anything else but a tally it will create an endless loop of tally tattoos
      Scrubicle 25 jun
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    • People who’ve watched the badlands understand
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    • victor zsaz be like
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    • I’d do this just to screw with both the barber and others. Just tally up my back and then people have to guess- is that how many people he’s k*lled, or the number of raw cabbages he’s eaten? Could be a number of things but I’d let them decide.
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    • but doesn't he need to have 1 to start it?
      _Quack 25 jun
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    • The tally mark marks the point where his balls hang
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    • This is terrible
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    • I thought this was silver at best
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    • The legion S.P.Q.R. tats lamo
      h2ohunter 26 jun
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    • What kind of dumbass would pay 240 a month for 4 tally marks? You know how many tally marks you could get in one sitting for $240?
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    • Murder
      LuckyOne 25 jun
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    • “It’s the amount of days I haven’t taken a shit, I want to remember”
      Songhub 25 jun
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    • Mans is just keeping track of his warzone dubs
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    • Uh
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    • Daniel Tosh?
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    • Sounds like memento
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    • Into the Badlands : Sunny
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    • Just saw the silence and is getting the permanent mark
      kirby_kid 28 jun
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    • lmao, anywhere you go, the flat rate is always no less that $60-$80, even for the smallest tattoo. if i were the tattoo artist, id take that person ever time. i dont care if they came in once a week. effortless money
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    • It’s his victim count
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    • Ya mamas a tatoo
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    • Tats are like a minimum 60 bucks no matter how small, thats easy money
      BOYAMIGAY 28 jun
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    • Well i guess im adding your tally by the end of the day...
      sutphin 28 jun
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    • Wow sounds like my cousin, except he gets tear drop tattoos
      t3xans 28 jun
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    • Aye $60 minimum +tip bro
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    • Dr Who
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    • That's a forever customer and inflow of money
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    • That’s just Victor Zsasz but is scared to cut himself
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    • Okay but what if the guy got a tattoo that wasn’t a tally mark? How would he count it?
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    • Right, turn down the money. Get out of here
      Koi_Gang 27 jun
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    • my friend rights tally marks of every time her cat does something dumb
      dxuckies 27 jun
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    • If he's doing the tally marks where the 5th crosses through, would that become one tattoo?
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    • "My name is Victor Zsasz
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    • It's the guy from black panther with all the bumps on him
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    • I have two tally marks on my wrist. No lie
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    • I instantly thought of Victor Zsasz but he doesn’t have tattoos, he has cuts in his skin for every murder he commits.
      JOARDOUB 27 jun
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    • Literally into the badlands
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    • Sounds just like sunny off "into the badlands"
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    • That’s pretty funny
      ICTHRUYOU 26 jun
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    • Paradox: if you get any tattoo other than the tally marks, your number of tattoos increases and requires another tally mark; which increases your number of tattoos and requires ANOTHER tally mark, and so on...
      Racketeer 26 jun
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    • Just go in and when they ask just tell em it's best to keep it a mystery then one day ask to have one removed and say one got away
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    • It’s my dream to become a tattoo artist
      melzp 26 jun
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    • thatd create a paradox tho, hed have to add a mark for the original tattoo but adding that mark adds a tattoo so he’d have to add another mark for that mark and then hed have to keep adding marks for the previous mark bc they all count as tattoos
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    • Why wouldn’t you want to serve someone like that. Guaranteed business.
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    • Why don’t I get it? Fuck am I stupid. Can someone explain it to a stupid person?
      xxBVBxx73 26 jun
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    • He's a repeat customer
      lAmRebel 26 jun
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    • This made me fucking giggle
      woaaahowo 26 jun
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    • ....doctor who reference spotted!
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    • My friend literally got the date tatooed on him of the tattoo he got that day
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    • When you cross it to make five it drops back down to one tat from 4
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    • As a tattoo artist, that would be fucking hysterical and I would love whoever did that
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    • Anyone watch Into The Badlands?
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    • This has been a certified Victor zsaz moment
      LordDIO 26 jun
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    • Why would you refuse that? He's gonna keep coming back
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    • One tally for each life taken
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    • The hit man laughs to himself as the tattoo artist believes himself to be inking a fool
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    • its gonna cost you 80 every tally, not worth the artist's time to get set up for stupid bullshit
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    • Doctor who fans have entered the chat
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    • Definitely a k1ll count
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    • Theres a Batman villain called the tally man that does this.
      sinajax 25 jun
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    • He comes in one day with only one eye after not coming for a few weeks, all he says "im gonna need about 25 marks."
      derb 25 jun
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    • Yo can you guys report my account so I get banned 👍
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    • Either that or they’re trying to remember how many of the Silence they’ve seen in the tattoo parlor.
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    • I know a guy who gets tattood tallys of how many women he's slept with
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    • My creative writing teacher made me write a story on this
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    • Most shops charge a “shop minimum” ranging from $50-100 no matter how small the tattoo. No self respecting artist or parlor would turn this person away
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    • To break skin it's $120... you sure?
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    • Hey mr tally man tally me banana
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    • Every 5 tallies just makes it one tattoo
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    • Victor zsasz
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    • Into the badlands anyone?
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    • This wouldve been very different if their name was Victor Zsasz
      iBandit 25 jun
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    • if im getting payed to draw a line every once a while imma continue that shit
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    • That reminds me of my old cell mate, Victor Zsasz
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    • Thats just K!llmonger from Black Panther
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    • He's a Clipper!
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    • if you give him a non tally mark tattoo he will.be stuck in an infinite loop of getting tally marks to keep up
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    • If you had a that that wasn't a tally you would never be able to fix the count cause if you added a tally for the non tally you would have to add another tally and you would be stuck in a loop
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    • Gold
      Kedu 25 jun
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    • Zsasz?
      ajaxatlas 25 jun
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    • I get tattoo of a dash on my inner thigh every year marking where my balls hang. I wonder how far they’ll go?!
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