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    • I have the benefit of knowing its the fibrosis from my chemo, and if I get corona I'll just die within 8 hours.
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    • So I’ve never really had a problem with my lungs before, but I’m finding it increasingly harder to do cardio and I now have a persistent cough. I’ve been smoking for about a year now and I want to stop because I’m scared I’ll do more damage to my lungs.
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    • you have tuberculosis, I’m sorry son, it’s one hell of a thing
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    • I was feeling sick and drowsy today, and I almost freak tf out, but my dad told me he just put 3 grams of cyanide in my coffee so it’s all good.
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    • Asthma and meconium gang rise up
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    • Fixed that for ya
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    • You realize it’s just allergy season and that you feel how you normally feel at that time of year: Kalm
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    • Bruh my roomate has bad asthma and wont leave his room. Honesly tho he doesnt shut up and keeps asking me to go grocery shopping for him like bruh no I got a life too tf.
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    • Never before have I been more insulted by a post I 100% agree with.
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    • I've always had a fuck ton of mucus so I'm always coughing
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    • Sorry I’m not trying to start shit but I’m tired of these I have ptsd from so many people in my family dying from cancer I understand that it wasn’t meant towards me just gotta day that these hurt some people
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    • I have asthma, so if I get a minor cold everyone who doesn’t know me gets really worried because it sounds like I’m dying. Haven’t gotten sick since corona came around though.
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    • Anyone here smart enough not to smoke, and just dip instead?
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    • Me with my cigars and vape
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    • Come and join my discord! The code is SZP6nyw. It's my discord server, made for furries to chill! Come and have fun!
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    • Guys fr tho I’ve been coughing like mad this past week and it’s only getting worse
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    • I cough cause I'm fucking dying and not from smoking or corona
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    • You realize it's cancer: Panik
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    • Hey
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    • The kalm before the strom
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    • Imagine paying for cancer lmao
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    • I made that joke a couple days ago good to see people with the same shitty humor I do
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    • Shit
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    • Panic* calm*
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    • Been smoking a little pot during quarantine but mainly turned to edibles. Really tryna keep smoking to a minimum rn
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    • I got high last night started coughing from dabs and freaking out cuz I thought I had corona 😂
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    • My cigarettes..
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    • I hate these meme templates with all my life. They’re almost as bad as the distorted voice videos.
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    • I have asthma but today I feel like shit like I took cold pills, allergy pills, and both my daily and rescue inhaler, and it's still hard to breathe and I'm coughing like crazy. My job sent me home because I wouldn't stop coughing. I have a doctor's appointment in about half an hour, wish me luck
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    • I cough because asthma causes my lungs to very regularly have mucas and has been a problem since childhood
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    • Same
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    • If it wasn't for all the pot, I prolly would have cancer. Skin cancer anywho....
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    • Dyin Bryan gang rise up
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    • Honestly bro you can taste the difference in ur cough shit when ur sick like yesterday I tasted that sick mucus taste but it's gone now so I assume I got used to it right away and now dont think I'm sick but probably am and just dont know for sure. I've had a light cough on and off like forever now
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    • I have the benefit of knowing I have been social distancing all my life because I'm too lazy to go out of my way most of the time.
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    • I started coughing alot lately and started having chest pains...i think it's my time...or not...we'll see I guess...
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    • Remember we’re going into allergy season, if someone sneezes or has a runny nose, they might not be sick, it might be allergies
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    • Ayup
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    • Yuuuup
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    • Cancer can't spread to your family and coworkers
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    • Proceeds to smoke anotha one
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    • I work in a body shop and my co-workers have the audacity to give me a dirty look cause I'm coughing while they're fucking sanding three at a time.
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    • Me
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    • I’ve been having what feels like bad asthma for about three days now. I have asthma and I’ve been taking my inhaler but it’s scaring me when my lungs burn like I was running even tho I’m not.
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    • Canzer
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    • Fuckers be smoking and smelling like shit when they come onto the store. Wearing a face mask
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    • I was legit on the way to smoke as I saw this... God I need to quit
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    • I started a new twitch and I’m actually happy with how it’s going so far, I’d like to request an assistance of asking the ifunny family to help me grow!
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    • My stepfather has a smoker's cough.
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    • nah bro you couldnt hold in your hit pussy
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    • i’ve been having trouble breathing and i have a super high resting heart rate and recently it’s evolved into coughing and i’ve been using an inhaler purely because maybe if it doesn’t work then the placebo effect will??? but i’m highkey scared the doctors haven’t gotten back to me about it yet
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    • The first person in my county who died from Coronavirus was a heavy smoker, so that didn’t help him.
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    • Yeah sadly lol
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    • I have normal allergies so I sneeze and cough normally, bet I freak out everyone else at the grocery store
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    • I guess both cases you die, but at least with cancer you can’t spread it?
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    • I hope I get covid
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    • my family I live with literally forbids me from going outside or having any outside friends over because they're scared their lungs would give out for their bad decisions of they caught it.
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    • A family member of mine used to smoke a shit ton every day and then swapped to vaping. They recently got cancer. Not lung cancer of course, just some random tumor on their arm lol
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    • I heard one reason why the death toll is so high in Italy and Spain is because they smoke sooo much. They actually made an ice skating rink in Spain into a temporary morgue
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    • Working around secondhand smoke absolves you of all blame.
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    • Ngl that’s my dad.
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    • Literally constantly coughing at my job because of the sawdust in the air, and so the supervisor wont come anywhere near me :(
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    • Pollen allergy gang
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    • Literally my boss haha
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    • Ngl been a little paranoid smoking my weed cuz I keep coughing so hard and then looking around to make sure nobody seen
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    • When you start having shortness of breath, but then you realize you're at the top of your staircase and fat
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    • I’m in the waiting room at the doctor’s office rn because my throat started swelling this morning but I think it’s just strep
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    • *sneezes* panik
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    • I've been coughing but I ain't gettin tested
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    • I picked an interesting time to go on T-break after smoking on the daily for like 6 months 😂
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    • Helth
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    • Lol
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    • I love this meme format
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    • Sometimes when I eat my chest feels like I have some kind of buildup that I cough to dislodge and people didn't use to stare at me but now they look at me like I chanted a death curse
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    • COPD k1lls more people than lung cancer tho
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    • So, I've got asthma and I ran out of my asthma medication and my allergy medication at the start of all the panic and let me tell you, every time I fucking coughed or sniffled I was suddenly Satan's right hand man.
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    • Okay, this one got a chuckle out of me.
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    • Yeah
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    • me as fuck
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    • My allergies just kicked in. Wish me luck boys, I hope I dont get quarantined.
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    • I’m def getting eye or lung cancer and heart disease one day...literally no question just waiting. I breath in burnt plastic everyday while it goes into my eyes hurting them to open. And heart disease runs in every member of my family
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    • I have a cold and everyone keeps saying I have Corona virus but it's just a cold
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    • I’ve been smoking since I was 13 I don’t care anymore haha
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    • Imagine being so fucking retarted you think smoking cigarettes is a cool thing to do.
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    • I've been a smoker since I was 14 I'm 21 now and when I told my mom I was sick and coughing this is what she told me
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    • Yeah
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