You're new chatting with a random stranger, Say hil
Stranger. I hale my fucking Me!
You: you hale your me ngm now
m 22.workin1asllood and will probably never do anything bauer
summer. my (:o-workers make lun ov me all day
You: learn [he ways of the hcneyhadger
Stranger; and II & mm my boss ne would probably cul my already shil pay
You: lhª! Is illegal
stranger cause he's a cheap bastard
snnngen my onoy friend :s menlauy relamem
Vou: lhal makes you a wondeﬂul friend :)
Stringer. adn all we ever do (ogelher is SIUDIG SNK
Simmer: I can! leave my home lawn cause I never learned hawk) drive
stranger plus every tima ; lry i rail my anvers test
You: Drivers ed bro
You: shll works
stranger. and you know what the worst part rs? :(
You: your sa losl in sell pity you cam accept when anytmng good happens Io you?
Stranger: live In a pineapple under me sea.