You nutted on You said you want baby
my face I shower
Broly Broly
23 sep 2020
You nutted on You said you want baby my face I shower
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first
Ain't God good?
When ur at your ex's funeral and they allow you to speak first Ain't God good?
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
When Jesus hits me with the Holy
love and forgivness:
*Incoherent sobbing*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy love and forgivness: *Incoherent sobbing*
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
want water?
Gilberto Gilberto
5 mar
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do want water?
Swedish dogs be like
Bjork
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
22 sep 2020
Swedish dogs be like Bjork
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
jamespay
8 dec 2020
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
I found him in an antique store. He is baby.
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili
Peppers song
SHUT UP ABOUT California
SHUT UP ABOUT California
NonSequitur1275 NonSequitur1275
22 sep 2020
me whenever I hear a Red Hot Chili Peppers song SHUT UP ABOUT California SHUT UP ABOUT California
they invented hot girl summer
putita putita
29 mar
they invented hot girl summer
Absolutely no one:
old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise
af
Absolutely no one: old lady from Titanic: listen up about this poor guy I fucked on a cruise af
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad!
My baby brother:
DANNY DEWITE rs
-e ME
scp_Dr_Bright scp_Dr_Bright
10 nov 2020
My parents: can you watch your baby brother tonight please? He's not that bad! My baby brother: DANNY DEWITE rs -e ME
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball
I \ fl
STEPBRO_ STEPBRO_
30 sep 2020
Remember when this Mf convinced people to buy a metal ball I \ fl
E_JACulate E_JACulate
23 sep 2020
i think just permanently gave my dog nightmares
averagefairy
why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
averagefairy why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven't you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it's clean? you can't sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy
he greatest title one can hold
he
I BRIAN MAY
Tent
ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
he greatest title one can hold he I BRIAN MAY Tent ROCK LEGEND AND ASTROPHYSICIST
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
TrenDerX472 TrenDerX472
13 mar
My big toe after putting on a ripped sock:
When the waitress calls your man
"babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.
lettuceServerlife lettuceServerlife
22 sep 2020
When the waitress calls your man "babe" and you 'bout to get banned from Chili's.