• You. Me. Friday night. I'll supply the mozzarella
sticks and Shrek, you supply the condoms.
Sorry wrong number.
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    • No wait, sit down, let’s talk
      CELSlUS 30 jun
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    • Hell yeah it's the right number
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    • Watching shrek while eating mozzarella sticks and having sex sounds like the ideal night
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    • That's ideal
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    • id marry that person so fast
      numbnutts 30 jun
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    • M'lady
      gsko 30 jun
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    • Hell naw this the right number
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    • Damn I’m jealous of the right number
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    • Shrek Fucks
      Lick 30 jun
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    • Go get tested, no condoms wtf.
      kanep0e 30 jun
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    • Yes! My dream!
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    • Hell to the naw this the right number
      ZEROHOOD 30 jun
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    • You, Me gas station. What are we having? Sushi of course. UH OH there was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. HORNY FISH. You know what that means. FISH ORGY. The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We’re gonna fight it! Bear fight? ba
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    • Sloms 1 jul
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    • Yo I would 100% go on a date like this
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    • That's the right number
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    • That’s on Instagram so I don’t know how they got the wrong number
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    • Imagine if this was real and everyone thinks it isn’t because of all the fake ones
      Rango_ 2 jul
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    • Trinityyy can we do this
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    • Ha, imagine having the sex.
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    • W o a h
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    • Alright everybody it’s rollcall time. Don’t ask questions and I won’t either. I don’t remember your names so just say “There’s a body in my basement”
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    • I’d fuck that
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    • "Nah dis the right number"
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    • wait this isn’t porn wtf
      ThiccApe 30 jun
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    • So it’s just us 3 hanging out in the comment section huh?
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    • Donkeh the IRS is onto us!
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    • Alright everyone, fun check?
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    • Send cock n balls
      DatZtuff 30 jun
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    • Why am I saying this in Dwights voice from the office
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    • I think you got the right number 😘
      warshart 4 jul
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    • I had my first sexual experience watching shrek with my girlfriend
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    • Okay but why can’t I have this
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    • They’re on Instagram what
      xerro01 3 jul
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    • Sticks, Shreks, and sex
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    • Not anymore lol
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    • Correct number
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    • This made me sad that I don’t or won’t have someone like that
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    • I’m down
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    • This is everything I want
      Nugget2 3 jul
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    • Sorry wrong number but can I come anyway ?
      GODZylla 3 jul
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    • Plot switch he texted his mom
      1saaccox 2 jul
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    • I like Shrek 2 the best
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    • right number. please continue.
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    • *stops putting non my shrek onsie* oh... :(
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    • No. It's the right number
      POGCHIMP 2 jul
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    • Hell naw this the right number
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    • Same for me cept instead of shrek it was lucifer and pizza pockets and no condoms 👌
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    • Is it tho. Is it the wrong number?
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    • Ho Ho Ho hold up bruh, this the right number.
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    • Me just like, "No wait....I'm down
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    • the first date me and my (now) bf went on I asked him and I said “knock knock” (who’s there) “when where” (when where who) “Saturday, my place, me n you” we’ve been together for 4 lovely months so far :)
      Quoes 2 jul
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    • Okay, but fuck me while feeding me a cheese stick. During the scene when Donkey and Shrek are looking at the moon.
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    • No no. You've got the right number.
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    • fuck that, supply the pizza bitch
      jaeare 2 jul
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    • I've passed this meme 3 times already
      0inky 2 jul
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    • Now hold on, im sure we can work something out.
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    • Get it? Shrek funni
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    • Dumbass
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    • Any guys reaction
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    • Tf u mean it’s always the right number
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    • Interested.
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    • You're delusional if you think it's the wrong number
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    • Hold up dont go
      todorki 1 jul
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    • Next reply ought to be "did I stutter?" Because bitch no they didn't
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    • I fucking hate the shrek meme
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    • Tbh I’d love to cuddle with my boo and watch Shrek and eat mozzarella sticks then fuck
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    • If its shrek 2 dont forget your wings kings
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    • eggnibba 1 jul
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    • Sent this to my bf, and I guess we're doing this as a date night. Hell ye, Shrek and mozzarella sticks.
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    • Condoms are for pussies
      tweb 1 jul
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    • Damn straight it's the wrong number. It's not mine
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    • I have all the ingredients for a great night
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    • Fake
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    • Don't tempt me with a good time
      Lewd_0wo 1 jul
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    • Aight bet motherfucker but Shrek 1 or 2 im fine with going full blast for both
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    • *Allstar starts playing*
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    • The fuck it ain’t
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    • Dick doesn't feel good to women. They can only finish from fingering and oral. Quit lying
      dandjman 1 jul
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    • Seems like a pretty good night....
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    • No. Continue.
      Alixer 1 jul
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    • Fuck the mozzarella sticks and condoms. All you need if Shrek and you’re set.
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    • Nah this is the right number 1000000%
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    • Get in my swamp :)
      loofalee 1 jul
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    • Damn I'm lonely
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    • Today I had chicken wings and mozzarella sticks while watching Shrek 2 and had sex during the middle of the movie. Was this post meant to be? Am I the second coming of Christ? Maybe even the second cumming of Christ???
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    • That sounds like a great time
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    • Im a guy but I’d still go
      Spookiez 1 jul
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    • Nah you got the right one
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    • Hell nah this the right number
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