• You may be Texan, but you'll never be
as Texan as Matthew McConaughey
ith an Armadillo at a Willie Nelson
Concert.
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    • Yourmum_ 20 jun
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    • Stop Californians from moving to Texas!!!
      HotRed 20 jun
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    • MemeDump 20 jun
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    • luuung 20 jun
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    • That’s willies stuffed armadillo right? It got stolen once and the guy returned it after finding out it was his
      Thorntons 20 jun
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    • God Bless Texas, I’m proud of my State, H town represent 🤟
      iEatAss_ 20 jun
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    • Alright alright alright
      cjdafin 20 jun
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    • u should not let an armadillo get any where near you some of them have some really bad diseases and i'm just messing with you idk shit about fuck
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    • Even the Dilla was high.
      WillyM82 20 jun
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    • I live on Texas, it's nice here. Good weather right now :)
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    • I can feel the Texan
      deaddave 20 jun
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    • Be a lot cooler if you did
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    • McConaughey for governor in 2022
      chihou 20 jun
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    • Not from Texas but met him, literally one of the nicest fucking people alive
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    • Don’t they carry hella diseases?
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    • If texas didn't give life sentence for owning two thirds a gram of cannabis I would defend it in every situation, right or wrong
      DrQuanta 20 jun
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    • Nah the truest Texan picture'd be 100 million y'all's forming a horse being ridden by Stephen f Austin and Sam Houston walking through a field of blue bonnets with a cow and and a steak with some Bluebell.
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    • He’s from Uvalde Tx which is like 45 minutes from where I live. They have a metal bust of him in the middle of the park there. He even goes camping at a place right down the road from my house.
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    • I was a highwayman...
      Karkaroff 20 jun
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    • Being Texan I was going to say something incredibly Texan to top this but I don’t think I can.
      CRS6132 20 jun
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    • Anyone else read this is his voice?
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    • I’m more Texan.
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    • I leave for basic training in Texas in 3 days!
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    • Yeehaw 🤠🔫
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    • Alright Alright
      KVGE 21 jun
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    • To be fair though- neither the armadillo, Willie Nelson, or Matthew knew what was going on.
      agentill 20 jun
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    • Alright, alright, alright
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    • Leprosy time
      JoshDawg 20 jun
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    • As a Texan, this is probably the pinnacle of yeehaw
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    • Honest question. Do Texans like Willy Nelson? He’s pretty liberal. I love his music, I’m just wondering
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    • Dillos are one of the dopest critters
      PorkSword 20 jun
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    • Armadillos carry leprosy tho get rid of that
      sillyfire 20 jun
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    • I used to not care for this man but I heard him give a speech one time and now I have noting but respect for him
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    • McConaughey made a surprise appearance at UT orientation this year
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    • Horns down
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    • Whoa Willie Nelson from monk is real?
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    • Minister of culture
      chef_lee7 22 jun
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    • Armadillos are a vector for leprosy
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    • Yee haw
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    • Hey look buddy I’m an engineer that means I solve problems
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    • My trucks so high the call me Willie Nelson
      Sark37 21 jun
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    • Texas is the best state, change my mind.
      Koolmems 20 jun
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    • Rumors are going around that he might run for Gov. but I'm not getting my Hope's up, that rumor has been running around for years.
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    • Is it just me or am I starting to see alot of dead armadillos on the road
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    • Alright alright alright
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    • Leprosy
      zparde17 20 jun
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    • Mmm leprosy
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    • But have you seen Chuck Norris stopping a chainsaw with his bare hands?
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    • No guns, american flag, beer, and fine hoes. 6/10
      spetsnaz 20 jun
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    • Texas is so overrated, Florida is much better. We’re in Easter time zone which is infinitely superior, you’re always within about an hour or so of a beautiful beach, we have alligators that eat your pets, what else could you want out of a state?
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    • It's not enough for Texas to become a blue state again, which it will soon. Looking forward to it becoming a brown state!
      DLoc84 20 jun
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    • Armadillos are carriers of leprosy. And prairie dogs carry the black plague
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    • Just eating some southern fried chicken alright alright
      Extozia 20 jun
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    • I don't ever want to be that Texan
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    • Noooo noooo noooo that dude is a hippie liberal. More Californian than Texan. He was a professor at my school. Everyone thinks he is like a god or something. People dumb as hell. Idk how they got into college
      RussBuss8 21 jun
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    • Recently started dating a guy from Texas, and boy lemme tell ya. They weren't kidding when they said "everything is bigger and better in Texas". 👌
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    • Except he hates guns so . ..
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    • Me and all my rednecks love Texas. East Texans represent!
      eddro96 20 jun
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    • More like Texan kid fiddler
      TRUUS 20 jun
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    • I aint Texan.
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    • I’m here to answer your physics and astronomy questions! :)
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    • No talent shit actor
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    • Alright, alright, alright!
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    • No I don’t like fucking cows and horses
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    • I prefer to keep it that way
      Drusiph 23 jun
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    • This dude is a puss
      ThymeTime 23 jun
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    • Literally all you need is a gun to be more Texan than that
      bussewtsy 23 jun
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    • Armadillos carry the Plague
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    • El Paso gang
      mw2_ghost 23 jun
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    • Matthew is actually from my town of Uvalde Texas we have plaque with his face on it . People in town say they see him every once and a while
      jacoba50 23 jun
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    • Armadillos carry leprosy
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    • Alright alright alright
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    • Leprosy anyone?
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    • Dude, armadillos can carry leprosy.. I really wouldn't play with them.
      jblood 23 jun
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    • The cask of armadillo
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    • Texas is a shithole the people are morons
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    • That's a different kind of Texan
      gobbi 23 jun
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    • I love being a Texan!
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    • On the road again like I’m singin country music, WILLIE WILLIE WILLIE WILLIE WILLIE WILLIE NELSON
      _ALLBLACK 23 jun
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    • I’m easily more Texan than that
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    • True.
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    • Yo thats mozzie
      PureTyro 23 jun
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    • I’m more Texan than him on any average Tuesday
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    • I dont care how country they are... they are both HARDCORE liberal DemoRats
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    • Look at its dainty little feet
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    • Those give leprosy
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    • Mud
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    • Okay sure
      Cheezez 23 jun
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    • do not touch armadillos. 1 way ticket to leprosy. these mfs out here carrying biblical diseases
      RentAHood 23 jun
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    • Yeah, but is the concert in Texas?
      Mikaveli 22 jun
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    • This is a non texans idea of what a Texan is like
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