You may be a man, but you'll never be this man.
La
m_o_n_k_e m_o_n_k_e
2 jun
You may be a man, but you'll never be this man. La
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
Sharp Sharp
24 sep 2020
"Oh you're going to join Verizon? Are you
UNILAD.CO.UK
'Curious' Boy Nearly Dies After Sticking 53
Magnetic Balls Up Penis
jjohnnaanthonyy Sh
He got some balls of steel
Reply # 26
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
UNILAD.CO.UK 'Curious' Boy Nearly Dies After Sticking 53 Magnetic Balls Up Penis jjohnnaanthonyy Sh He got some balls of steel Reply # 26
Trying to remove the GameStop Pre-
Owned stickers off my game case like
urwaifusux urwaifusux
6 apr
Trying to remove the GameStop Pre- Owned stickers off my game case like
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Gasoline Gasoline
13 oct 2020
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure
[anger]
_Punisher_ _Punisher_
22 sep 2020
Weebs when their genetically engineered cat girl starts having organ failure [anger]
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that
Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy
Skyrim every single month...forever..."
OfficialCockNBallTorture OfficialCockNBallTorture
23 sep 2020
"You thought I had run out of ways to make you buy Skyrim...but now that Skyrim is on Game Pass, you'll buy Skyrim every single month...forever..."
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting
SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
Sandy_Boii Sandy_Boii
19 oct 2020
when your teacher asks why your laptop is shaking during the meeting SORRY, I WAS JERKING IT"
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE
TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
HorniTheImp HorniTheImp
4 oct 2020
YALL JUST EVER GET THE URGE TO CATCH SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE?
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Flew in a helicopter for the first
time at work, the pilot's helmet
wasn't calming.
lockheed_Martin_F22 lockheed_Martin_F22
23 jul 2020
Flew in a helicopter for the first time at work, the pilot's helmet wasn't calming.
WHEN "RIGHTY
TURNS INTO "RIGHTY LOOSEY"
Snakecharmer399 Snakecharmer399
26 feb
WHEN "RIGHTY TURNS INTO "RIGHTY LOOSEY"
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew - Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew
Okthenmydude Okthenmydude
28 sep 2020
Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew - Wow 3 features in one day, thanks crew
There are people who fish...
And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
escapethedaylight escapethedaylight
24 sep 2020
There are people who fish... And then there are people who make fishing their life!!!
Best. Engagement Ring. Ever.
ry ry
RebelSAM13 RebelSAM13
26 sep 2020
Best. Engagement Ring. Ever. ry ry
Re UNDER ARREST
You
FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE
kyoko_Kun kyoko_Kun
23 apr
Re UNDER ARREST You FOR .BEING GAMN CUTE