• YOU MATCHED WITH MACKENZIE ON 4/24/20
I won't give you corona but I will give
you all my love and attention line I've ever received "3% vs
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    • any girl who uses 🥺 is either perfect or a total cycle path
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    • Do people just not want a relationship?
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    • The people who text like this are the same people who bitch about not ever being able to get a girlfriend
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    • Reveal your rectum
      Tranquin 20 jun
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    • And this kids is how I met your mother
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    • god i fucking hate that emoji with ever elementary particle of my being
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    • content not available more
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    • Mackenzie is the whitest white girl name there is
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    • If I went on tinder and started a conversation with "Hey!" What would happen? Because everytime I see a tinder post they always do some far fetched line.
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    • I honestly don’t get it. Guys on here always talk about wanting a girlfriend and a cute relationship but every other guy I meet just wants sex. I’m not a feminist at all. Like AT ALL. But it’s fucking annoying
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    • Why do guys do this though. (Unironically)
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    • I love buttholes
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    • jk10296 20 jun
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    • Should've went with something a little more settle...."show me them toes"
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    • Wink at me with your sphincter
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    • zerosober 20 jun
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    • He obviously wasn't serious
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    • I don’t wanna be horny and beat me meat anymore I just wanna be loved :(
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    • You matched with Mackenzie on 4/24/20
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    • You son of a bitch, I’m in
      cgribble 20 jun
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    • Anybody gonna notice the date they matched?? No, just me? Ok
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    • If yall looking for love on tinder ur doing life wrong
      Vintasi 20 jun
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    • Don’t worry, he’s a doctor.
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    • Aynull this you?
      Goose 22 jun
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    • Fuck me dude my mom decided to go to church and we found out today that the pastor had a confirmed case of covid. Now our entire family is at risk because my mom went to church
      craelo 20 jun
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    • Im just tryin to find a girl who wants to watch Lord of the rings and play video games with me.
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    • I bet he got it. He was successful in this endeavor
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    • So did he get to see the ol’ leather cheerio or not?
      Lick 20 jun
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    • Either this guy is stupid and horny. Or he is using match to waste people time.
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    • How far can your tits fart?
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    • Phexal 20 jun
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    • This gives a bad impression for people who actually do want to care for and support their partners, people will now assume I’m gonna turn to that quick just like that
      TheScoot 20 jun
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    • Guys 100% of the time lol
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    • Ever meet a dude named Jamie or Mackenzie and instantly know their parents wanted a girl
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    • Smooth transition
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    • Gotta be sensitive but also a little ruff. Just so they know you about the shit lmfao
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    • That oughtta do it
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    • Gotta balance it out
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    • The duality of man
      JZdawg47 22 jun
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    • "If Coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?" That line is the reason I'm not single
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    • He told me if I slept with him, I would get the N word pass
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    • My name is Ashley McKenzie. Ironically... I’m black. Lol
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    • Show me your Transformers collection
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    • The person on the left is also the person on the right
      TNTNuke 22 jun
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    • Fuck emojis i don't like the dumb auto emoji shit so now i cant use emoticons which are classy
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    • Why would he sabotage himself lile that
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    • Well?
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    • I wouldn’t respond..
      SupergirI 22 jun
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    • Girls named Mackenzie are usually freaks
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    • It's the least she could do for such a nice pick up line
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    • Suck me good and hard thru my jorts
      igotadog 22 jun
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    • Gorl your name is Mackenzie don’t expect too much
      ExDopena 22 jun
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    • Shsh
      ninjacoop 22 jun
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    • Poop
      ninjacoop 22 jun
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    • And they say chivalry is dead
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    • Hahahhahaha
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    • I guy telling you he loves before anything else is creepy ASF
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    • If it was a girl who said that, you’d call her a slut.
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    • Second ones even cuter
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    • I get a completely different reaction when I try to be sweet online like this
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    • drake4343 21 jun
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    • Smooth😎
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    • Ruined a good chance for a girlfriend for the clout. Fucking legend
      mumbojum 21 jun
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    • MacKenzie
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    • I love 🍕
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    • I would request to see the two which have experienced a lot of shit together in a photograph
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    • I have never used tender even before my wife.....but people send you nudes there? I thought dating and hook ups was the point if it
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    • Show me your pussy
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    • I hate that emoji. Why would you use something that looks like you're about to cry
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    • And the second line is even better
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    • Task failed. Period
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    • That is the second cutest line I’ve seen
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    • Simp nation
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      Swiggo 21 jun
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    • I like funny cat callers. This car full of guys whipped outta nowhere n the one riding shotgun flipped his sunglasses down and said After corona, im coming back for you. Then I laughed and they drove away
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    • Chivalry
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    • show me ur pp hole
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    • Hey so a girl messaged me "hi, would you ever give me the time of day?👉👈🥺" I said yes and she unmatched me, what did I do wrong and wtf did she mean by those emojis? - Sincerely, a guy who has no clue how to talk to women.
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    • Also the cutest second line AMIRITE??
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    • Did...did she send them?
      frobreezy 20 jun
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    • Give this man a but hole
      jcabr7 20 jun
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    • I thought it was gonna day, “and my stds”
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    • It's not that guys JUST want sex. But we Wana see what it's hittin like before get involved long term. Why don't women get that?
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    • A swing and a miss.
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    • Ah yes the negotiator
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    • I dont have that emoji😥
      Lechuga7 20 jun
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    • I downloaded ifunny again this is still gay af buckos
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