"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress
WHEN THE DOCTOR CONFIRMS YOU ARE MORBIDLY A BEAST
BlankPoint BlankPoint
12 mar
WHEN THE DOCTOR CONFIRMS YOU ARE MORBIDLY A BEAST
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Words can't describe how ugly you are @
Words can't describe how beautiful you are
Aww thx
Le, RUC
But S Can
Marijuanology Marijuanology
23 sep 2020
Words can't describe how ugly you are @ Words can't describe how beautiful you are Aww thx Le, RUC But S Can
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
flamboyantAmdaed flamboyantAmdaed
13 mar
Even Baby Yoda knows where it's best to be
Not to brag but
I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me
With just the tip
dr_Mario dr_Mario
30 oct 2020
Not to brag but I've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me With just the tip
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat."
thesixpennybook
#did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
20 sep 2020
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for "cat." thesixpennybook #did they name it may because thats the sound cats make!? now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time. human: what the fuck are you? cat: mau human: oh okay then
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the
middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
aaronskyler aaronskyler
17 mar
Me at the bar watching the frat bro, pretty boy, douche bag pick a fight with the middle-aged guy with cauliflower ears
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop
00 a.m,
When you're trying to sleep after getting called sir at GameStop 00 a.m,
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
Xehanort Xehanort
12 mar
When you finish every possible quest in a game you loved and enjoy the moment before you shut it down forever
When you have no milk for your cookie
dravenz dravenz
2 mar
When you have no milk for your cookie
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU.
Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir.
Pietro:
I'm fast. I'm very fast.
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
18 feb
Wanda: Possibly the strongest character in the MCU. Vision: Vibranium android worthy of wielding Mjalnir. Pietro: I'm fast. I'm very fast.
TheBlueline TheBlueline
23 sep 2020
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When she ask you what
your finger game is like.
SirLongflop SirLongflop
17 jul 2020
When she ask you what your finger game is like.
Humans in 2020:
"The worst year to date."
Dogs in 2020:
"OH MY!
I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work.
We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats.
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
unicornfucker
21 sep 2020
Humans in 2020: "The worst year to date." Dogs in 2020: "OH MY! I can't believe my humans have chosen to stay with me, rather than going to work. We snuggle, go for walks & get extra treats. THIS IS THE BEST YEAR EVER!"
My brain: stop this project and start a new project
Me: Why?
My brain:
I said new projec'
Va. 4
neglectedrHumor97 neglectedrHumor97
29 dec 2020
My brain: stop this project and start a new project Me: Why? My brain: I said new projec' Va. 4
"So tell me more about yourself"
Me, trying to remember who I am:
"So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:
My dogs birthday was September Sth can
you guys all wish Charlie a happy birthday
Amacc Amacc
25 sep 2020
My dogs birthday was September Sth can you guys all wish Charlie a happy birthday
on vacation*
Friend: we should probably eat some breakfast before we start dri-
Me:
Woosel Woosel
8 may
on vacation* Friend: we should probably eat some breakfast before we start dri- Me: