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    • I have been stabbed by a pillow 2in deep in my hand and I have a 69% chance of living.... I think I'm going to be sexier than ever before
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    • Stabbed 12 inches deep through my face with a suburban. I have a 13% chance of survival. My hopes arent high.
      2strongg_2015 3 jul 2014
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    • I was just stabbed by a custom knife 1 inch deep into my penis with a 69% to live
      ttirremace__2013 20 sep 2014
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    • I have just been stabbed with a rubber phone case on the tip of my finger 3 inches deep with a 97% chance of living
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    • I've been stabbed with a mug in the foot 6 inches deep with 79% chance of livening
      IdkJustLaugh_2015 25 jul 2014
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    • If you were stabbed 2 inches deep in the dick, would you even WANT to survive?
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    • Stabbed in the face with a pillow, 7 inches deep, with a 51% chance of living. I think I'm Gina die
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    • I was stabbed 9 inches deep with a swim suit through my hand, and I have a 09% chance of living.... Wtf
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    • Ive been stabbed 1 inch deep through my hand with my sweater and I have an 84% chance of living.... I think im gonna be alright
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    • Ive been stabbed 3 inched deep with a windex bottle in my forehead with a 94% survival rate.
      IvoryGecko_2012 3 jul 2014
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    • Stabbed 3 inches deep in my boob with a shirt and I have a 45% of survival.
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    • My shoe 1 inch deep in my stomach, and I have a 83% chance of living, well very strange situation but I will live
      Agent707_2013 3 jul 2014
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    • Pencil 3 inches deep in my thigh, 7% chance of living
      terrishenk_2014 3 jul 2014
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    • Stabbed with a pillowcase, 4 inches deep on my hand and i have a 44% chance of survival.
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    • And I was stabbed by a couch 8 inches deep in the butt and I have 96% chance of survival. XD
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    • With a 54% chance of living
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    • I was stabbed with a shirt 9 inches deep, in my wrist, and have 79%chance of survival
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    • I was stabbed 8 inches deep in my toe with a shirt WTF!!
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    • Stabbed with phone case six inches deep on my chin with 22 percent chance of survival fml
      elpatch09_2015 3 jul 2014
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    • I was peeing
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    • 1inch deep in my penis 78% chance
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    • 12 inches with a big cup on my knee with 54% chance...
      Best_Name_Ever 3 jul 2014
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    • @Bleach_ALL_the_emos, the reason u will survive is cause ur phone loves ya! XD
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    • Stabbed 3 inches deep in the leg with my ds. 55% seems pretty good, but I feel like I'm not gonna make it out if this one
      gogan235_2015 3 jul 2014
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    • Stabbed 8 inches deep with a spray bottle in my boob and I have a 3% chance to live..
      acristine 3 jul 2014
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    • Stabbed 1 inch deep with my jeans in my toe I have a 99% chance of survival
      AwkwardEel_2013 3 jul 2014
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    • Stabbed 3 inches deep with my towel in my ankle I have a 4% chance of survival
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    • Stabbed 2 inches deep with my track ribbon in my penis and have a 58% chance to live
      Anusface_2015 3 jul 2014
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    • Stabbed on inch deep with a milk carton lid on my nose with 12% chance
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    • I guess i got stabbed with my t shirt...but i got 98% chance so we all good
      LOLer09_2014 3 jul 2014
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    • Stabbed 9 inches deep with with my phone case in my hand and I have a 96% chance of survival
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