You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
ash420 ash420
12 mar
You have hr to eat 500 nuggets, who do you choose to help you?
In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail.
LolaBit LolaBit
30 mar
In the 1990s, a California man, Steve Comisar, began putting ads in national magazines selling "Solar- powered dryers" for $49.95. Customers would then receive a simple clothesline in the mail.
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
crrocs
BB appletherruit
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitutts
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
dthebootydiaries
classic
thiccRequiem4ameme thiccRequiem4ameme
11 jun
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all crrocs BB appletherruit you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you caitutts one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died dthebootydiaries classic
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU
if you see the cat, you are caring.
if you see the musician, you are artistic.
if you see the bread, you are hungry.
if you see all three at once,
you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
CalmPanic CalmPanic
21 sep 2020
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU if you see the cat, you are caring. if you see the musician, you are artistic. if you see the bread, you are hungry. if you see all three at once, you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
If you're ever having a bad day just remember this guy found out he was dead and was still going to work.
me to myself: you need to get your shit together
my mental stability:
Erik_The_Autismo Erik_The_Autismo
9 oct 2020
me to myself: you need to get your shit together my mental stability:
If Pompeii happened today
N3dStark N3dStark
25 sep 2020
If Pompeii happened today
*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?
ES
snailtrailz snailtrailz
16 mar
*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions? ES
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER
Fear will keep them in line.
Where_are_we Where_are_we
19 mar
WHEN YOUR GAME UNFREEZES AS SOON AS YOU OPEN THE TASK MANAGER Fear will keep them in line.
ER GIVE UP,
KEEP _WORKING HARD AND KEEP YOU BELIEVING IN REAMS
XxFluff XxFluff
20 mar
ER GIVE UP, KEEP _WORKING HARD AND KEEP YOU BELIEVING IN REAMS
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
1blondie 1blondie
14 apr
If anyone sees me at the beach this summer, mind your own business. I ate a lot of bread over the past 12 months.
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy."
at
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
24 feb
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy." at
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY.
ONE ALCOHOL!
THE REST IS 64
THERE ARE 70 WAYS TO KEEP A MEN HAPPY. ONE ALCOHOL! THE REST IS 64
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband
' = we
fa
Lindaberry Lindaberry
20 may
I just hired this babysitter for my ex husband ' = we fa
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
YourGirlYani
25 mar
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? so 10Ms to live how i live currently
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
sooner84 sooner84
28 dec 2020
"Ask any racer. Any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, if you ain't first, you're last"
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back
meyer gonna financially mecover from this
areyoueatingtho areyoueatingtho
3 jan 2021
When your friend borrows $2 and decides not to give it back meyer gonna financially mecover from this
Your grandma looking down from Heaven watching you cook
chicken in an air fryer:
MikaelAdyn MikaelAdyn
18 may
Your grandma looking down from Heaven watching you cook chicken in an air fryer: