YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
YOU HANG OUT WITH TRASH AND YOU START TO SMELL LIKE GARBAGE
please look at my cat's feet
setheverman
ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
frogclit frogclit
30 sep 2020
please look at my cat's feet setheverman ankle tattoos? lol what a hipster
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
@TwunkTheTwink
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom @TwunkTheTwink
My resume pales in comparison.
ALAN MOORE
Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator
News
marinara_pastasauce marinara_pastasauce
17 mar
My resume pales in comparison. ALAN MOORE Writer / Wizard / Mall Santa / Rasputin Impersonator News
When you punch the annoying
Kid at school and the principal gives you a seven day vacation
se ' '
We gotta do this more often.
__Support__ __Support__
16 sep 2020
When you punch the annoying Kid at school and the principal gives you a seven day vacation se ' ' We gotta do this more often.
Every guys first crush
smithkailey smithkailey
19 dec 2020
Every guys first crush
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
ArealgamerC ArealgamerC
24 sep 2020
Me and my Cat Mo - Me and my Cat Mo
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
pickles05
15 apr
Since hair cant be recovered from fossils, nobody can tell me that dinosaurs didnt look like this
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock.
Me:
marc34
8 jan 2021
Random internet ad: Hot girls in your area want your cock. Me:
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN,
AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Butts_Mehre Butts_Mehre
23 sep 2020
SO THE GAME IS A SIMPLE ONE. WITH THE CAT CLUTCHED IN YOUR ARMS, YOU FIRE THE GUN, AND SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN HOLD ONTO THE CAT. THE WORLD RECORD IS 1.3 SECONDS.
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence
Republican
Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen
Libertarian
@ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker
Green
Don Blankenship, William Mohr
Constitution
Woah.
Write-in
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence Republican Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris Democratic Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen Libertarian @ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker Green Don Blankenship, William Mohr Constitution Woah. Write-in
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then
shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
EllieBelle EllieBelle
16 jun
When teacher walks up to you during an exam and look at your paper then shouts" guys make sure you read the questions carefully
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals.
You won't let me live... You Won't let me die.
MarvelousDCman MarvelousDCman
23 aug 2020
When the hospital bills are expensive, but so are funerals. You won't let me live... You Won't let me die.
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN...
YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN... YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha
I throw them dragon balls at you like
I'm Kakarot"
Goku:
55555666666
26 sep 2020
Tee Grizzley: "Blue beam on that choppa Kamehameha I throw them dragon balls at you like I'm Kakarot" Goku:
*In a Parallel Universe
I ied
Send testacles plz
NYPD NYPD
15 apr
*In a Parallel Universe I ied Send testacles plz
do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf
Bitch you mean a feather?
LaMadrina LaMadrina
23 sep 2020
do you know how sexy it is when he teases you in bed with a bird leaf Bitch you mean a feather?
"engine loses compression*
Me: Adds more nitrous.
Engine:
You won't let me live. You won't let me die.
"engine loses compression* Me: Adds more nitrous. Engine: You won't let me live. You won't let me die.