You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
glum_peporixist glum_peporixist
3 jun
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
That awkward moment
ad We
when you're telling the
truth but then you smile & no one believes you
That awkward moment ad We when you're telling the truth but then you smile & no one believes you
When your cat is more photogenic than you
JonnyBonez0 JonnyBonez0
3 jun
When your cat is more photogenic than you
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of next year is literally 2020 won?
Raise your hand if you're
seriously impressed you're still alive
bigirish66 bigirish66
3 jun
Raise your hand if you're seriously impressed you're still alive
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it
ha
Goofy Goofy
24 sep 2020
I got an F in art class for my cat drawing still wondering what was so wrong with it ha
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
captaincrunchberries captaincrunchberries
6 nov 2020
Titanic is just an old woman telling a story about some good dick she got on a cruise
FBI guy watching me download my terabyte of mayonnaise slapping noises named "How to
Make a Bomb 101" forcing him to listen to all of it
tweetnews tweetnews
22 apr
FBI guy watching me download my terabyte of mayonnaise slapping noises named "How to Make a Bomb 101" forcing him to listen to all of it
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner:
Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules
Released
coughing coughing
3 jun
Knockouts Allowed, No Judges, No Winner: Official Floyd Mayweather vs. Logan Paul Rules Released
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
"Everything has its time, and
- The Doctor
The End of the World
SybreedSoul SybreedSoul
10 aug 2020
"Everything has its time, and - The Doctor The End of the World
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then...
@xswagger
wescar wescar
1 apr
Walking around thinking I'm a proud Texan, and then... @xswagger
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with
the homies for an hour
After spending 6 straight days with her and you tell her you're going to chill with the homies for an hour
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
27 sep 2020
Foo said im never watching the flash with my dog again The flash
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
Fromundamahjunk
21 mar
When it's hot af inside and you gotta hang an arm out the window
there's a fukin pillow pet outside
ry
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thatboymoff thatboymoff
23 apr
there's a fukin pillow pet outside ry SS. Soy 'al as
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open.
- Frank Zappa
A mind is like a parachute, it doesn't work unless it's open. - Frank Zappa