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    • Haha figni depression bewmene so relatible so sad 😔
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    • It's fun watching the early comments squabble to get tc
      dopamine 3 aug
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    • We'd end up fuckin. There's no preventing that.
      swempley 3 aug
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    • How do you know you're the original?
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    • I'm gonna fuck my clone
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    • U ain’t leaving noon we clappin
      Hamsy 3 aug
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    • We are absolutely going to fuck for hours. At that point I don’t really care if I survive or not because it will be the best sex I’ll ever get
      Lenshibo 3 aug
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    • Bro, I would fuck myself in the ass. It ain’t gay if it’s me, rite?
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    • I’d ask him to explain my life from his memory to test if he really does share all my memories, then I’d sneak out once he got really into it (I have a stutter so I’d have plenty time to escape)
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    • If I had a clone, neither of us would be virgins by the end.
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    • Do you really think a room will stop me, let alone 2 of me? Fool, you were dead the moment you turned on the machine
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    • the clone would want the same if it had the same memories and all
      25thBam 3 aug
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    • I guess having a clone of yourself take your place would make for an almost perfect suicide since no one ever has to know, and thus no one would be hurt by the aftermath
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    • Truthfully if I had a clone like this I would just stay there with them so I wouldn't be lonely anymore and I can spend some quality time cuddling and loving myself for the first time since middle school 😐
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    • Sucks for them I have absolutely horrid memory
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    • Both are technically the original if its a perfect clone, meaning it will see itself as the original and you are unable to prove you are not the clone... this also means you are the same person, thus together you are only one person, thus if you leave simultaneously only one person leaves
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    • Tbh I prob would just fuck myself until we both died of dehydration nobody could ram my ass like I can
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    • You can take turns the room, put in a computer and make it a whole bedroom, each spends 12 house a day, sleeps for 8. Change the clones look so she can start her own life
      Memeslu1 3 aug
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    • I'd probably fuck myself
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    • Knowing me first we'd suck eachothers dicks. Then we'd try to find a way to both get out. If all else fails we do rock paper scissors best out of 100 or some shit
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    • If you were to fight your own clone I feel like it would just be like the argument “if I hit myself and it hurts am I weak or strong” but to the death
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    • What did the one butt cheek say to the other? Together we can stop this shit
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    • So like... let's be honest guys. The suicide tendencies of our generation very much out weigh the stuff like gun control. There is a big issue here and I think it's sad we only joke about it and dont actually talk about it.
      human117 6 aug
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    • Having sex with yourself is not gay. Its mastubation
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    • I would fuck myself
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    • Can I bang myself first?
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    • Someone overlooked the "memories and all" bit
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    • The clone would have all the memories....so there would be absolutely no way he would wanna live. That's it.....a duel!!!!! NOW HAVE A FIGHT TO THE. ..LIFE!!!
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    • I'd flip a coin. If he's a perfect replica of me, then it doesn't matter which once is real, as we're both me. My consciousness would be uninterrupted regardless of which of us survives. So we'd do it quick and with no bodily harm to the survivor.
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    • i woukd sex myself
      Pick 3 aug
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    • One of us fakes our death when they come in to let the other out we escape. Then we start a life of really ridiculous crime.
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    • Fuck until we both die
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    • We'd fuck first, then decide who lives later.
      GayPride 3 aug
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    • Bruh why tf everyone here wanna fuck their clone i mean i was going to comment that too though
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    • can he find my g-spot?
      bang 3 aug
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    • Me and my clone would team up to murder people my dude would choke me to death I'd pretend I have died the guy would come back then we'd escape with a clone army of ourselves and we will be known as legion
      Maxxis 3 aug
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    • If we are both identical, down to the memories and personality, then it doesn't even matter. Both are you.
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    • How do you know you're the original?
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    • Hell I'd just take turns if we both can't leave at once. I'll live life one day, share my experiences, go back into the room and swap places with the clone. We won't face death and we keep each other company at times.
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    • Is it gay to fuck your clone or just masturbtion
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    • why would i ever wanna leave a room filled with the best people on the planet
      Ilumm 3 aug
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    • Wouldn’t you want to go fuck yourself first
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    • One leaves and brings back food for the other and you swap occasionally. You make that your shared appartment.
      Goodrich 3 aug
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    • You wouldn’t know who’s the clone because you have the same memories
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    • Your clone has the same memories. Thus, thinks he is the original. So how do you know you're not the clone?
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    • You would be unable to defeat your perfect clone in combat, as you would both think and act the same, instead, I would team up with my clone to attempt to escape our captivity.
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    • But neither would know who the clone is because we have the same memories up to this point
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    • i would have sex with my clone for days on end
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    • I'd fuck myself
      lazyBea 4 aug
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    • How do I know I'm not already the clone and this poor man has been stuck in here for 20 years
      Weekdaye 4 aug
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    • If you have memories and all how do you know you’re not the clone
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    • I have an identical twin. I've trained my whole life for this moment.
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    • I'd fuck my clone
      ElderK 3 aug
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    • I could draw 3x more porn
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    • Id fuck myself, because i know what I like. Thats not a strategy or anything im just curious
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    • I'd fuck me so damn hard, which ever one dies can leave
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    • A clone of me would realize that hes a clone and I'm the original and think its only fair that I get too leave
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    • Wouldn’t that technically mean you wouldn’t know if you were the clone or the original since both of you have the same memory?
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    • Well, first I'd definitely fuck it.
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    • "God speed you sexy son of a bitch, now beat me to death and remember to do our laundry!"
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    • Can we fuck first?
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    • By fucking myself till we get bored and one dies of starvation
      Kennanjk 3 aug
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    • Look the clone dead in its eyes & say. "You have my memories, so you know i know that we know neither one of us wants to be here." *we then proceed to keep the other one alive while trying to die ourselves*.
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    • how would you know you weren’t the clone
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    • Honestly, I think I’m pretty hot so I’d try lesbian sexy time with myself first.
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    • It has your memories so technically it wanted that for just as long
      Dualist 3 aug
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    • Na me and me are leaving together fuck the rules
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    • All those times ive been told to go fuck myself
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    • Asking for a friend, would it be gay to fuck this clone?
      usesname 3 aug
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    • My clone hasn’t lived long enough for his body to be completely used to the weight of his actions and his spine will snap as I make him recall the suppressed memories.
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    • No homo but first I’m fucking myself
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    • But if it had your memories, would you actually be able to prove you weren't the clone?
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    • I'd fuck myself tbh
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    • Identity theft is not a joke Jim, millions of families suffer every year! MICHAEL
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    • Rock paper scissors. When lives lose dies. Best of luck to me and my clone and no hard feelings. Winner makes losers death fast and painless.
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    • i would play dead and then my clone gets out and once they throw my in a dumpster ill just go home and me and my clone will be big chillin
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    • We would have a 2 hour long conversation on the reason why we exist in this moment right now and neither of us would leave.
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    • Didn’t say one had to die, just only one could leave. And what’s this room like? Nice bed, computer, tv? Hell yeah I’ll stay.
      mahlei9 3 aug
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    • At the point you and your clone are separated, you have different neuron firing and become different people. You will not know what the other would do, and you could defeat it like another person.
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    • If your memories were the exact same how would you know which one the clone is
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    • How do you know that you aren’t the clone?
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    • I would just have a long conversation with myself to see who would enjoy life more
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    • I’d fuck my self
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    • HotShit 3 aug
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    • I’d have sex with myself and then off the clone and joke around telling people “I fucked myself” then show them the video evidence
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    • HotShit 3 aug
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    • How the clone will look like after what you said
      BIGPYRO 3 aug
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    • Don’t know bout y’all bout I’m sucking my own dick
      i_Grim 3 aug
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    • Not quite. The clone has all the memories to so despite it existing for like a day it feels like it lived a lifetime so it deserves to die more
      mcs3 3 aug
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    • Knowing us , we would probably just eat each others pussies
      PastyWiz 3 aug
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    • Tbh I’d stay in the room and fuck my clone 24/7
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    • Oh haha lol another depression suicide joke lmao so fresh.
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    • The clone would think the exact same thing
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    • But they have all your memories and everything right? They are litteraly you as you are, so wouldn't they want the same thing? 😂 you'd both probably just chill until you died somehow.
      MrSauce 3 aug
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    • So if you have sex with yourself is it gay
      dirtymoz 3 aug
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    • Nope. we'd just fuck
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    • Rock paper scissors
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    • Do I get to fuck him first?
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    • Legit it doesn't say anywhere that one of us has to die. Technically speaking you could leave, then come back and rescue him
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