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    • Normally that would be a yes, but I found love recently so no.
      SeeSalt 17 aug
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    • What if we go back to emailing or FaceTiming each other
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    • If I'm understanding this, every month, you get to choose whether you get paid or not? So you can talk to people on off months? Looking at the numbers, the average wage is $61k. That means you'd need to be alone every other month? But you could still do online work? Financially great tbh. Op.
      kbt_ 18 aug
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    • Okay this would actually be depressing as shit
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    • I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN!
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    • So it dosent say you have to do it all the time? Get payed 10k one month. Skip a month to hang out with people. Go back into seclusion for another 10k
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    • All bs aside. I would do that for maybe like a month on month off. I still need social interaction with my friends every once in a while but I could totally take a month break every now and then if it meant 10k. Not forever though
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    • I’d rather get $10k a month then spend another minute with my fake friends
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    • I already don’t hang out or talk to anyone so I’ll take the 10,000 in a heart beat
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    • I think I need to call J.G. Wentworth because that's ny money and I want it now
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    • No amount of money in the world would be worth it
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    • just hang out with people every other month you’re still getting $60,000 a year
      tinflint 18 aug
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    • $120000 a year
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    • Dude now I can make extra money during summer
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    • When u fucking kids grow up and have to pay rent and phone bill, etc. you’ll be happy to take any money
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    • All my friends left for college and the only person whose texted me in the last week is my ex gf and she just texted me to call me an asshole who ruined her life
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    • Introverts, rise up! 👊
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    • Literally went all four years of high school without doing anything outside of school with people in my class
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    • That’s 120,000 a year which is not worth isolation over
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    • Discord wasn’t mentioned nor was psn parties
      loco38 19 aug
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    • Easy one month you get paid the next you have fun 60k a year for doing nothing ain't that bad
      gruflz 19 aug
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    • So I get $10000 a month and nothing changes. I'm in.
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    • $10,000 a month isn’t that much. You wouldn’t even be upper middle class
      Assheart 19 aug
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    • That's all the time for me, so I'm just getting paid to live my life
      donut_285 18 aug
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    • 120,000 dollars a year is plenty
      Westboro 18 aug
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    • Seriously if you can choose when you get paid I'd do get paid January February (not March its my birthday month) April may and June. Then chill the rest of the year. I already make $2,000 ish a month and that covers pretty much every bill so I'd be set
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    • Doesnt say we cant chat on playstation I'd smash that button
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    • If its each month I get paid, and I’m getting paid each month... could’ve just said nobody will ever wanna hang out ever again.
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    • So you get an ok salary, that you could probably earn anyways if you put in any type of work, in exchange for depression
      Thrism 18 aug
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    • damn that wouldn't be worth it tbh
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    • So I get $10000 and don’t need to spend any of it on friends or significant other because they won’t want to see me? Hell yes...worth it
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    • Realistically, I would do it for 2500/month. Friends and wife don't pay the bills. Money does. Financial security is way more important than human relationships.
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    • This but unironically
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    • Hold up, I get six figures, AND my fucking phone will FINALLY shut up? That’s it, I’m gettin me mallet this button getting smashed
      Jeeblitt 18 aug
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    • But can I hang out with my dog?
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    • Getting paid for people to leave you alone sign me up
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    • Only the months you get paid so it’s always an option if you press the button
      GopherMan 18 aug
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    • Just get paid every other month
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    • If I had any friends, they’d call me psycho.
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    • I know im pretty edgy and shit making jokes like this. But ngl, this would suck
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    • People who say the relate actually have that tiny circle of friends that they still talk to, maybe in a group chat or something... But I literally don't have anyone. Nobody checks in on me, I'm too detached to reach out. I honestly have no one and now it's my fucking fault that I'm crying right now.
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    • At 19 I work more than 12 hours a day in a town of people I don’t know or care about me , so same thing
      yeplol 18 aug
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    • So 60k a year if you only choose to do it half the months
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    • It looks like it implies you can choose to not be paid that month. Accept one month, deny another. Just accept when needed.
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    • I don't have any friends, so
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    • Honestly no. I'm a huge extrovert and value human interaction way more than money
      BigTyrone 18 aug
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    • Wait, can I choose to or not to get paid that month, if I want a month of conversation?
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    • I would do it like one month a year
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    • I see this as an absolute win.
      Ganjja502 18 aug
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    • Said nothing about you hitting them up
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    • This implies that it’s a month to month basis. I could easily isolate myself from society for only a month and then get $10,000 to spend with the homies I haven’t seen in a month
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    • That’s over $9,000... right?
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    • Introverts be like:
      Tony88 22 aug
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    • Hell yea brother
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    • 10K a month isn’t really that much considering there’s a shit load of things to do and even getting half of that a year, you’ll still be happy with others then by self and some will be destroyed half way through but hey, that’s just me.
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    • So technically I can refuse the pay one month.... If the "But" says every time I get paid I would say its optional
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    • If you get paid monthly and can't communicate each month you're paid...
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    • Well I have no friends so this works out perfectly
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    • Normally it would be a no. But I was cheated on and left recently. So sign me up
      TokXikJad 21 aug
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    • That’s only $120,000 a year what would you even do with useless money
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    • Good all they would want is some of the money 😂🤙
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    • This is called being a workaholic
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    • Skip months bro
      AaronKing 20 aug
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    • Dude, I literally don’t have a single friend. I’ve spent all summer working and going home to sleep. I god rid of them, that’s how introverted I am...
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    • Love is the key to happiness, not money... except love is a bitch
      Broncos 20 aug
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    • I dont have friends anyways
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    • Just wait for a month where everyone is pissing me off and take a little brake away while getting payed ez
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    • I make more than that now and I dont have friends because I work all the time.
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    • *start writing a letter*
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    • Deal, normal life anyway
      Laplace 19 aug
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    • Pay them $200 to hang out with you, they may not want to but they will pretend they do
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    • Spend a year on your own getting a lot of shit done like getting into really good shape and studying something. You make 120,000, an expert in whatever you were studying and are ripped.
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    • Nah I can’t sit on a game all day I need to socialize with people or the money isn’t worth it
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    • Just get a job, not that much money
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    • My phone is so dry that I just start arguments just for the sake of getting notifications on my phone. Trump is a noon who licks my balls...
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    • Says nothing about gaming with em
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    • Yea pretty much, I can get paid every other month and finance my money while also dividing my time to do other things that are important and then hang out with my friends with the money I've saved, on certain months
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    • They may not want to but I'll make them regardless
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    • Jokes on you I don't have friends anyway 😂 so I'll take the cash plz.
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    • Does that mean on the day you get paid only?
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    • So it’s just like fucking normal except I get 10 grand a month
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    • Sounds like something you want but you will suffer
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    • Fuck yes!!!
      chbr 18 aug
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    • So is the payment optional? It says no one will hang out with you each month you get paid, so can one month you can just be like "nah my gfs bday is coming up and I already saved the money from last month so I'll be good"
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    • My girlfriend would be pissed but I’d be rolling in cash to spend on her
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    • Do it every other month
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    • Can I turn it off after a while like could i save up some money then turn it off?
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    • I would do that for less tbh
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    • How about this? You can get $5,000 whenever and as many times as you want to, but each time you do, your vision gets 1% worse.
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    • Can I just have the 10 grand? I never really had friends that wanted to hang with me
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