• You get 100$ every time you're rejected for
anything (dating, money, favors)
What do
you do to make money?
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Ask random people for $100. Either they'll give me $100,
or
they won't, meaning I'll get $100.
Yeah, this is big brain time.
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    • Ask for 200 that way you either get 200 or 100
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    • "Would you have sex with me?" "Would you have sex with me for $100?" "Would you have sex with me for $200?" "Would you have sex with me for $300?" "Would you...."
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    • This is a mugging gimme your money
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    • Just go into a large crowd with a megaphone and say "I need every person here to give me $100." You'll get $100 for every person within earshot instantly. Another thing you could do is just use a brute force password cracker and you'll get $100 for every incorrect password. Instant millionaire.
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    • Become a door-to-door Mormon.
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    • The better question is what will the IRS do to me
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    • ill just ask random girls out. either ill get a girlfriend or ill get enough money to get a girlfriend
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    • I'll get paid enough to where I can finally buy a runescape gf.
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    • “Leave a like on the video if you are new here”
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    • U ask a girl out over and over. Eventually u get a girl or quite a bit of cash
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    • Start applying for jobs
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    • I'd go on tinder and break the economy
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    • Why not ask for more then?
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    • Iewdness 21 jun
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    • Ask the magic conch if I can have something to eat.
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    • Ask McDonalds for an ice cream cone
      PinkDaze 22 jun
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    • I need everybody who sees this comment to like it and reply to it, thanks
      Bogfoor 21 jun
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    • Ask my mother if she loves me
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    • Easier to just sit at home entering in a username that’s already taken
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    • Play roulette and bet randomly
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    • He smort
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    • You become a telemarketer
      zacben11 21 jun
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    • Make a billboard asking for unconditional love and admiration from everyone who reads it.
      ElPoofy 21 jun
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    • Ask out random girls
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    • Yeah no I’ll ask for more just in case they give it
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    • Would you take me back because I haven’t been okay since you left? Would you do it for $100? Would you do it for $200? fuck I’m so depressed
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    • I’m so antisocial that I would probably have $0 because I’m too afraid of rejection that I don’t ask anyone for anything
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    • Run for president
      xTank_ 22 jun
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    • Yo let me hold a Benjamin
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    • Why aim so low? Ask for like $500. A thousand. A cool million. Or else a yes is just the same as a no
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    • I can’t tell if the reaction image is trying to insult the guy or compliment him.
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    • i would like to speak to the CEO
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    • Better to do this online; then you’re asking it to anyone who sees a post
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    • Just work in telemarking
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    • *ask random people for $100 if they give it to you, you give it back and give them another $100 bc absolutely nobody will give you $100 😂
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    • Fucking brilliant
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    • Reddit moment
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    • Go on Twitter and Facebook, send one mass message to everyone you know. "Can I have $100" and then copy that and post it on a random article in Wikipedia so you'll always randomly get paid
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    • The first one
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    • Grind in Pizza Hut ask if you can have their pizza
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    • Enter the wrong password
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    • Post on a social media app requesting people send me money for no reason. Everyone that sees it and doesn’t gets me $100. A few posts here and you’d be a millionaire
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    • Nah fam you need to read it. It says everytime you are rejected. I'm just going to go around saying yes I'll give you $100 and then not doing it because I'm not rejecting you, just lying to you. Broken
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    • You get to k1ll yourself Everytime you put the dollar sign in the wrong place
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    • Ask your wife’s boyfriend for a turn
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    • Ask if they'll date me if no 100 dolars if yes girlfriend
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    • I'd ask for a blowjob
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    • Na dude you post it online. Everyone that passes it without sending you $100, means you get $100. You'll be rich by the end of the day.
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    • “Can get booby picture” If no $100. If yes, boobies.
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    • Well
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    • Make a mobile ad
      CatsYes 24 jun
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    • Do this and be a beggar at Walmart and ask every person for money
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    • This would make a good magician trick ask them if they wanna see a magic trick and if they say no you poof up 100 dollars and if they say yes you ask them to borrow a 100 bill and if they reject it you poof up a 100 bill and be like its ok i have my own
      jakezacb1 24 jun
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    • Put an ugly pic up on tinder. Every time someone swipes, bam. $100
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    • Or say, (which is better in my opinion) "Can I have your car?"
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    • I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top
      Qwurty 24 jun
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    • Ask every girl in the school out
      jwizzy 24 jun
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    • Ask every hot girl if they wanna go bang in my car, I'm bound to get at least 1 and if I don't fuck it 100 bucks
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    • ask random people for a million
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    • Apply for multiple scholarships
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    • Ask people for signatures on a petition to make llamaph**ia legal
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    • Lowkey genius
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    • I'd just apply for jobs im severely underqualified for in fields I have no experience in.
      Haylyn666 24 jun
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    • Time to crash the economy with inflation
      campryan 24 jun
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    • Ask girls out
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    • Talk to my daughter
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    • I get 100k
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    • Ask over a load speaker at a concert and have thousands of people refuse u
      tonton101 23 jun
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    • ask ppl to deny me stuff then give them a cut of profits
      Munchie78 23 jun
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    • I'm making money off of all the options so I'm good
      Eager 23 jun
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    • Woah
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    • Well if they do give you the money, then you're rejected from rejection and end up with $200
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    • In that case just ask them for like $300, that way you could either make $100 or $300
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    • you underestimate the power of how I can abuse this. get my 3 best friends to keep denying random requests I do (or imput bad commands into a computer). I'll be a millionaire by days end
      Kelzedek 23 jun
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    • I'll just keep living my life normally... I'll get rich quick
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    • Just keep being myself
      whybother 23 jun
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    • Sign up for tinder with the worst picture I can take.
      Medari19 23 jun
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    • Reddit is absolute trash
      Cladan 23 jun
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    • He’s too dangerous to be left alive!
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    • ask random girls for a date (the more i get rejected the more appealing i am to the next one)
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    • Yo does this stack up from all of my life? Cuz I'd be a damn millionaire rn😂
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    • I don't why, but for some reason I feel this deep hatred for memes with a Markiplier reaction image. Markiplier is nice I'm sure. But I associate him with cringey ass fandoms.
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    • Dumbasses. Ask to have your ass eaten. You either get your ass eaten or you get $100. How many people really want to eat your ass fellas😏
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    • Id just have to live life as is lmao
      shitepost 23 jun
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    • Live my normal life should be a millionaire by 2021
      JaredPena 23 jun
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    • I mean I would probably be rich enough the people would stop saying no
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    • Reddit tier understand of the sarcasm of big brain time.
      gliburst 23 jun
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    • I could just tell you “yes,” but not give you the $100 cause it doesn’t say to give it to you now. So then I get to keep my $100 until I decide to give it to you and you don’t get the money because I still said yes.
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    • pay a friend to reject me all day
      Surogou 23 jun
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    • Ask to use my vacation days at work
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    • Stand on the side of the road panhandling. Basically if people read your sign and don’t give you anything, you just got rejected and therefore $100 each and every time
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    • Ultimate reddit meme: unfunny and with an old reaction image
      imb3tter 23 jun
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    • so i applied at this place called club car wash, i got a call back and they wanted to have a face to face interview. the interview went great in my opinion and they said they’d contact me if all goes well. it’s been 4 days, should i still have hope for a call back orrrr?
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    • Act like a homeless person. If they see your sign and don’t give you anything that counts as being rejected and you can make big money by doing that
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