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    • Mix it with a monster, pussy
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    • People do this shit but then turn around and say “weed is so bad for you”
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    • Honestly cocaine is probably better for you than that shit
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    • Cocaine is the stupidest drug. As someone who has done just about every drug there is (I know, weird flex), cocaine is fucking lame, expensive, short-lived, and all around a terrible drug. 10/10 times I would take Adderall over coke.
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    • My work had a guy OD on energy drinks, he had 5 5 hour energy’s, 6 monster and 5 Red Bull’s in one shift
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    • Fuck monster it's all about BANG Kyle.
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    • PorkSword 18 apr
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    • One thirty six ounce monster, mixed with one twelve ounce red bull, add two shots five hour energy, six 100 mg caffeine pills, put in a metal container and hook jumper cables to your car batter then give the bucket a good thirty second zots. Consume entire solution with two cups of deathwish coffee.
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    • Coke would probably be healthier than that
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    • Or 12 hour energy(lsd)
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    • “BLEED OUT LIKE A GENTLEMAN” -Bill Burr
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    • Shiiiiiit we used to get the big ass monsters with the twist top, chug half, put in a five hour energy, then fill it up with (liquor of choice) I forget what we called it, but that's indeed how we went entire weekends without sleep 😂
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    • Me and my friends have this drink called. Suicide Punch. Its a combination of. Monster, Venom, Amp, Bing, Reign, Redbull, MTW Game Fuel, Nos and 5 hour energy drink. Dude... You crash and wake up with a migraine.
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    • It's amazing how long you can stay between blacked out and passed out with that combo. Totally unconcious, but able to run around and do ahit, play games badly, get lost on a walk, etc
      timmah612 19 apr
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    • I miss old 4 loko
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    • As opposed to doing cocaine like a child
      s804831 18 apr
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    • PorkSword 18 apr
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    • Load up some meth and heroin into a syringe and Chase it by snorting some xanax and smoking a blunt, like a man
      deaydan 22 apr
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    • Now crush up 4 or 5 adderall and mix it in there. Then it’s a real drink and you will be able to see sound
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    • Eh cocaine is over rated...
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    • one of the dumbest things you can do is die of a heart attack because you mixed a energy drink with alchohol lol
      shanii 22 apr
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    • That’s not even fun.. that’s literally damaged nerves for life and/or a heart attack. I would do other drugs before over dosing caffeine.
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    • Ever had a sidewalk slammer??? You drink half of a 40oz beer, refill it to the top with a four loco. Finish the new drink. Slam your face on the sidewalk while trying to walk 30 minutes later
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    • 4 loko doesn't have caffeine anymore so you're essentially just making an original 4 loko
      Dk_1997 19 apr
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    • 9 loko with springclear and NyQuil
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    • I once drank three rockstars and two 5-hour energys over the course of 24 hours since I needed to drive all through the night, I took the biggest shit the next day, they had to close the bathroom at the McDonald's I was at
      Super_Buu 19 apr
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    • Nah, mix it with NyQuil for a real experience.
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    • Mix it both and cocaine with preworkout...u pussies wanna live forever??!!!!
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    • Sorry, I don’t speak heart explosion
      SnarkBait 19 apr
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    • Cocaine would be safer than this.
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    • Put a small cup of Cuban coffee in that then we'll talk.
      U_S_NAVY 18 apr
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    • Heart attack incoming in 3 2 and 1
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    • Wtf is a 9 loco? 5 hour energy and dr pepper?
      Billy817 18 apr
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    • People waste so much money on energy drinks. Just go buy caffeine pills.
      UFunnnny 18 apr
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    • Brew coffee with Red Bull. You’ll be seeing sounds and hearing colors
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    • Jesus christ why can't people just smoke weed
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    • Five hour energy tastes like shit and has the same amount of caffeine as one cup of coffee. I’d rather just drink the coffee.
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    • Do meth like a classy person
      Draxxor 18 apr
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    • The only people who like 4Lokos are underage
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    • I mean I like to use my brain
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    • There’s a reason why they took the caffeine out of 4lokos
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    • Mix redbull, 5 hour energy and espresso together then evaporate the water for a day
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    • fourlocos is just soda but more fun
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    • 7-up plus five hour energy = 12 hour death
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    • Fourlocos use to be just like that until they realized people blew their brains out lol
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    • I've never had 4 loko, what's the deal with it? I don't understand
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    • How do you not
      Nyzz 18 apr
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    • Just buy cocaine. It’s not allowed at most schools even if you show receipt. But that drink is fucking monsters monster
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    • 4lokos taste like old man ass
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    • Thats like a vodka redbull, ooo edgy
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    • They already have tried it, this is just their cheaper alternative
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    • Cocaine is so overrated and overestimated in intensity. I would honestly venture to say it’s more intense to snort adderall than it is to snort coke. You just feel hyper and happy for a really short time and then crash hard
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    • Cocaine is all hype
      tarot 23 apr
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    • The 9 loko restores the loko to it's rightful glory
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    • *rich adult
      Lopaka36 21 apr
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    • Cocaine is fucking awesome
      FunkyJ1 20 apr
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    • Vomit
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    • I actually tried this one time, I had two of the loko frosts with 5 hr in each and my shit was green for two days
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    • Ever almost died for a really stupid reason
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    • Wouldn't 9 loko mean you added 5 shots of spirits?
      PacoDave 20 apr
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    • Funnel pipe that shit down your ass
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    • Caffiene in huge doses can cause heart palpitations.
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    • Cocaine is for youngsters. Real adults do crack. It's where it's at.
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    • That's just an original 4 loko
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    • One time i was doing a 24hr duty and i had one of those tall monsters but it didn't wake me up so i drank a 9hr energy and it changed nothing except my heart rate like crazy but not my energy, i thought i was going to die
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    • Why do that when you can dunk a benzedrex in there
      FIDLAR 19 apr
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    • Coke is expensive and only lasts like 30 minutes
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    • How about do none of this and live until you’re 20?
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    • Anybody els remember that energy drink called cocaine?
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    • Bump of of coc never hurt anybody if it’s decent pow
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    • Cocaine is just a more expensive illegal adderall. Unless it’s drink coke, then it’s fun.
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    • 90% of this app is too young to know what a 9 loko is, let alone drank one.
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    • pop a 5 hour energy shot then drink a whole bottle of nyquil, then we can talk
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    • Honestly at that point, cocaine would be the healthier option
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    • No joke you could for sure have a stroke from that
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    • Foreal just do some coke if you’re need of that much hype
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    • Just do a line or 2 of blow after drinking for a few hours
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    • I don't like 4 loko. It always make my stomach feel terrible the next day. I can get drunk on anything else and be completely fine the next day.
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    • 4Lokos don't even have caffeine anymore so the only energy you're getting is from the 5 hour energy
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    • I’m prolly trying coke for the first time this weekend
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    • Seriously guys that’s 15 year old stuff
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    • It’s healthier to just do moderate amounts of cocaine
      Iamu2 18 apr
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    • Get cocaine, add a little bit of water, make it into putty, and then just fucking eat that shit
      Poger 18 apr
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    • How to get a heart murmur 101
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    • Kids listen up 4 lokos are good but you must drink properly. Go in gas station get 54 oz cup. 46 will also work. Fill halfway way with ice. Pour in full can of 4 loko. Ice melts and makes it smooth and taste like its suppose to. Also gets you hella drunk
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    • Oops in a Can.
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    • 4 loko used to have all the energy shit in it be the FDA made them take it out.
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    • They took the caffeine out anyway he's just adding it back
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    • Heart attacks are fun I guess
      Rodfarva 18 apr
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    • What’s the deal with 4 loko? I’m a wine drinker so idk wtf the deal is
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    • The old four loko
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    • Take cocaine......put it in the monster and add five hour too.....then dump it all in your coffee....it’s amazing
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    • Jäeger Bombs
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    • I’m like pretty sure that can cause Kidney Failure
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